To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen apparently told 30-year-old WPTV reporter Kristyn Caddell, who’s not his wife, to take a seat right over on his penis only to get caught by undercover cameras from the National Enquirer, according to TVSpy:
Hansen and Caddell were introduced in the VIP area of a West Palm Beach club and “there was an immediate physical attraction between them,” a source told the Enquirer.
“Chris and Kristyn got on so well that she ended up going back to his room at The Colony Hotel in Palm Beach–and later boasted to pals about staying the night with him,” the source says.
Tipped off about the alleged affair, the Enquirer set up a sting operation to prove that Hansen was maintaining a relationship with the young, blonde reporter. Last weekend, the tabloid recorded the two having a romantic dinner before spending the night together at Caddell’s apartment.
Maybe I love comedy too much, and died inside a long, long time ago, but you can’t tell me this story wouldn’t have been way funnier if the chick was underage. I know, it sounds wrong to wish for statutory rape for the sake of a joke, but at the same time, if 15-year-old girls didn’t bang older dudes for centuries, none of us would even be here.
And that’s how you get on an FBI Watch List. Good night, everybody!