Apparently God’s plan for Chris Brown involves him grabbing his cock in public, because here he is leaving Maggiano’s last night and doing black people all kinds of favors. Now, I’m not one to criticize the ways of the Spirit, but I’m pretty sure most religions regard the penis as Satan’s naughty wand which is why it should only be handled by a priest and/or your wife because women are filthy and unclean already. That’s in The Bible.
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Doesn’t look like he’s grabbing much
In order to grab something, you have to have something hangin’…..Womenbeaters, like Chrissy never do!
LOL you obviously haven’t seen the chris brown nude pics HAHAHAHA HUNG LIKE A HORSE
In honor of Black History Month, Chris Brown decided to act like a ghetto stereotype…including not knowing what month it is.
HAHAHAHA!!!
LMAO
LOL
Chris is close, but he’ll never be as classy, refined and dignified as Shauna Sand.
McFeely shoots and SCORES!
He looks like he’s going for the young Dennis Rodman look.
And his hat lets everyone know he’s enjoying it.
Nah, he thought that was ebonics for ,”God Loves You!”,
Po Man’s Ghetto Belt. See that all the time around here. Laziness…
I just don’t even know why fish keeps posting shit about Chris Brown.
I just don’t even know why people keep complaining about it.
Any joke I would make here would be shockingly racist. You know that one you’re thinking now…that’s the one.
What, no link to scripture page referencing the uncleanliness of woman Fish? I’m disappointed.
An ugly person with what looks like a bad case of crotch crickets.
Surely you won’t end the day on this sour note.
I don’t comment much, but MY GOD am I tired of reading about this guy! What is the f-ing point? Really, Fish, nobody cares. Is this guy’s publicist blowing you just to get ANY kind of press, ’cause seriously: you are the only one doing it. Please stop.
blow me PJ ok.
“Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.”
He looks like the guy from Sling Blade.
Dwight Yokum?
wow–that he does! maybe he needs to go to the shed and stare at the ground some, hmmmm
spot on sir!
he likes them french friend p’taters while smacking the shit out of womens.
Nice stupid hat.
Seeing him touch his crotch makes me want to vomit. I mean…. He is unattractive to begin with and a cowardice woman beating crotch grabber to boot?? Damn….. die already! (not Die Die…just go away)
no die die
I’m with you Beef!
………… Yet, Bieber can grab his baby beeb and its all peachy!
so he just walks around holding it? definitely doing black people all kinds of favors…
Um, Chris… Eazy-E called from beyond the grave and he wants his shirt back, but the stupid hat is all yours. Also, he asked me to tell you that your career says it misses you.
jennifer anniston? is that you?????
If this guy isn’t the poster child of why to get an abortion, nothing is.
You forgot…”Portwood the Pig” from MTV’s “Teenage Bearers of Children”, can’t call them “moms”, OR her ex- sperm donor, “Gary the Buttcrack”! They both would make just as good a poster child for abortion as Chris “The Woman Beater” Brown.
Touche.
I thought Ninja Turtles had higher moral standards.
Nice chin pubes.
You said ‘cock’
Chris Brown can’t control his hands. Notice how he trys to contain them by sticking them in his pockets. You don’t control the hands – the hands control you. Grabbing crotch. Busting Rihanna’s face. Don’t be surprised if you see them picking cotton
It’s not his fault, idle hands are the devil’s playthings and we already know that satan has his eye on Chris Brown. Trying to ruin this poor boy’s life, shame on you satan. How dare you make him beat Rihanna and then play with himself in public. You can just go to hell.
What is this site? I just googled “Ass-Clown” and got redirected here.
Tyler Perry’s House of Gump.
he is proud to have black C*CK, folks!!
Too bad he doesn’t have any balls,period!
OMG!!DATS NT DAT BAD….LET HIM DO HIS TIN
He looks such a retard. He looks just the type that should be in jail. I would say he has a low IQ.
Note to Chris Brown: Michael Jackson wants his “crotch grab” move back.
He did it better and even had more there to work with!
…just ask Macaulay Culkin.
In honor of black history month, Chris Brown has been cast as “Karl Childers” in the 2012 remake of “Sling Blade”.
Reckon you make me some biscuits.
That’s actually not his dick. That’s where he keeps one of those telescopic security batons like police carry. Cause you never know when you might need to beat a bitch.
It is just me or does he look more and more like the alien ambassador from Mars Attacks?
Is he auditioning for some early 90′s era g-funk era west coast rap retrospective?
The person who wrote this article is sick,an air head,empty vessel and a liar!
Is there a sequel to “Radio” that nobody told me about?
Why do homies gotta be grabbin they junk ?? Is it gonna fall off? Is somebody gonna steal the little nubbin? Sheet
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