Chris Brown’s a Good Christian Boy
Apparently God’s plan for Chris Brown involves him grabbing his cock in public, because here he is leaving Maggiano’s last night and doing black people all kinds of favors. Now, I’m not one to criticize the ways of the Spirit, but I’m pretty sure most religions regard the penis as Satan’s naughty wand which is why it should only be handled by a priest and/or your wife because women are filthy and unclean already. That’s in The Bible.
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