Chris Brown Is Just Like Trayvon Martin And Other Bullshit He Actually Said Out Loud

September 23rd, 2013 // 38 Comments

Chris Brown is the cover interview for the October issue of Jet where he whines and bitches about nobody bringing up the fact that Jay Z stabbed a guy while equating himself with Tupac, Michael Jackson and B.I.G. Fortunately, he’s figured out the answer to that, and it’s racism because his life is just like Trayvon Martin‘s minus one crucial factor that I’m sure George Zimmerman would love to fix. Chris should give him a call sometime. Anyway, here are the highlights via HuffPost:

On why Jay Z gets a pass for stabbing a guy in 1999, but Chris doesn’t for beating the living shit out of a woman and leaving her for her dead on the side of a road:

“Anybody with a voice – Tupac, Michael Jackson, the Notorious B.I.G. – gets formatted … except maybe for Jay Z, who is accepted by White America because he shakes hands and kisses babies. No disrespect, because I’m a fan, but nobody brings up the fact that he stabbed somebody and sold drugs. He gets a pass.”

On how he can’t take no more lashes from the master, and yes, he uses those words:

“I got to the point where it’s only so much you can take from the master, you feel me?” he told Jet. “I’ve taken my fair share of lashings. I’ve dealt with the media. Instead of being an artist, I’ve been called a woman beater; I’ve been insulted in public and judged. And being able to not want to kill yourself at the end of the day is what made me say, ‘F**k it.’”

And now to drop the T-bomb:

“I identify with Trayvon 100 percent as far as living in 2013 and still dealing with blatant racism,” he told the magazine. “This generation is so used to racism that it’s normal; we don’t care. We aren’t on drugs or catching AIDS, but they still look at us as ni**as.”

As you’ve noticed, my “white liberal guilt” often has me pointing out racism where some would prefer to see a celebration of our constitutional right to gun down black teenagers anytime, anywhere because Chicago. Which is why I don’t say the following lightly: Chris Brown needs to shut the fuck up about racism. For starters, he beat Rihanna to a goddamn pulp and barely got a slap on the wrist from the “system” because he’s a rich celebrity. On top of that, he couldn’t even complete his bullshit community service and got caught forging court documents, and for that he got… another slap on the wrist. If any other 24-year-old black man in America did the same thing, he’d wouldn’t see the outside of a prison until he was 50. But let’s listen to Chris Brown talk about real racism because sometimes people go, “Hey, remember when you hit Rihanna?” and his tears stain the upholstery in his Lamborghini. Which I’m sure is exactly how slaves picking cotton would describe getting lashed by their master. “Like a luxury vehicle caressing my back with fine leather seats while I decide what decadent meal to eat for supper. Mmm hmm, yessir.” (I never saw Roots, but I’ll assume that’s close.)

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  1. You do you, Chris. That means killing yourself, right? I’m not hip to what the kids are saying these days.

  2. Griefer

    Rihanna had a gun? Or she’s a short chubby Latino dude?

  3. Patrick Bateman

    I wonder what his head would look like on a stick…

  4. Hugh Jass

    You are judged on the content of your character. Live with it, dickwad.

  5. JC

    “Anybody with a voice – Tupac, Michael Jackson, the Notorious B.I.G. – gets formatted…”

    Is “formatted” a thing the kids say these days, or is this just garden-variety stupidity? Or did the man keep puttin’ Tupac in italics all the time?

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    I can relate to Chris. I’d definitely hit that.

  7. Widdershins

    Could you just treat him like Heidi and Spencer and stop reporting the things he does?

  8. The difference between Chris and Trayvon is Chris is a little more careful when picking his punching bags.

  9. Adoration

    Poor Chris. My heart goes out to him. If I had a heart. Instead I wish him a trip in a small airplane that’ll suddenly experience engine failure.

    • yeah u r a sicko.
      i guess u really dont have a heart.
      engine failure-

  10. The difference between Jay-Z’s case and him is Jay-Z never put on a bowtie and gave the most insincere public apologies in celebrity history. The public sees right through him, and it was obvious he was just trying to save his career. Also, America loves Rihanna. Don’t fucking punch Rihanna.

  11. Folly

    I’ve been as disgusted by Zimmerman going free as anyone here, but you know what? If Zimmerman were to kill Chris Brown, I’d give him a pass for killing Trayvon.

  12. If Rihanna had had a gun we wouldn’t have this problem. gUnSA! gUnSA! gUnSA!

  13. he’s Trayvon? Where is the line to shoot him?

  14. anonymous

    Never could understand why when one black dude is thought of as a worthless piece of crap, they think every black person is thought of the same way.

    No Chris, it’s just you. Only you.

  15. Vlad the Insulter

    Nailed it!

  16. To the degree that Trayvon was an arrogant jackass that decided to respond to a situation he didn’t like by inflicting violence on another person, and found out there’s a heavy price to be paid for that, yeah, Chris Brown is 100% like Trayvon. Too bad Rhianna wasn’t packing a heater at the time.

  17. What are the social inequities Michael Jackson was addressing that makes CB think he was being “formatted”? Was he speaking out for a lower drinking age at Cub Scout gatherings?

  18. Smapdi

    Poor Chrissy – all his problems are someone else’s fault, everything wrong in his life is someone else’s responsibility. And Chris lumping himself in with Tupac and Michael Jackson is ridiculous, but props to him for not mentioning Jesus.

    • “I’ve been called a woman beater…”
      When you beat the holy snot out of your girlfriend it’s called “beating a woman.” Ergo, the person who did the act, that would be YOU, you stupid piece of mule dung, would be referred to as…are you ready for this?…A WOMAN BEATER! See how that works, Sparky?

  19. BSName

    I can only hope that Chris Brown meets someone who identifies with George Zimmerman 100%

  20. jason

    This fucking monkey needs to STFU. Always the victim. It never fucking ends. Just like the JEWS with the HOLOCAUST. STFU already.

  21. Every time you think Brown can’t be any bigger of a douche bag he strives and succeeds at topping himself. The only thing more disturbing are the racists who pop up on these forums to take shots at blacks in general under the guise of criticizing Brown.

  22. EnglishTeacherAnni

    You know, I seem to remember a Jay-Z interview back when Rihanna was just starting out saying he thought of her like a little sister and that she had lots of “big brothers” in the music industry who were very protective of her. Maybe I am misremembering, but if not, then how is this tool still walking around? Couldn’t Jay-Z call up a friend and politely ask them to teach Chris a little lesson? Is there no one to show up at Chris’ door and remind him of his manners in a rather memorable way?

    For the record, I am a 5’2″ female and if he lived in MY neighborhood I would have already put him over my knee and whooped his ratty little butt. Did his mother not teach him anything?

  23. jack

    Nobody mentions that Jay-Z sold drugs? Jay-Z mentions that he sold drugs all the time. He talks about it on every album and in almost every song. He even talks about selling drugs to his mother. We like him because he’s better than Chris Brown and he doesn’t dress like a terrorist on Halloween.

    Yes, I used the hyphen. Jay-Z will also be spelled with the hyphen

  24. He beat his girlfriend in an argument because he was too hot headed to step away from the situation. Rhianna posted her abused face all over the internet and then she went back to this idiot. Race has nothing to do with why I can’t stand him (or her). Anyone who plays the victim card based on their own stupid actions deserve whatever ridicule comes with it.

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    She looks nice there. She is cute, but her wacky behavior is too much.

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  27. Cpm

    If only it were true.

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    So freaking gorgeous when she tones down on the apeshit for a sec…

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    Haze Nihil
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    Daddy likes; actually since I have never heard her talk (but watche a few vapid eye-candy videos of hers)~~she still seems attractive to me.

    Go figure!

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