Chris Brown Takes It to The Hole

Chris Brown was practically fellated by a judge yesterday during his probation hearing for beating the shit out of Rihanna before the 2009 Grammys. RadarOnline reports:

Judge Patricia Schnegg said to Brown, “Of all the probationers I have had, no one has done a better job, or been more consistent than you. You are working diligently.”

I know a lot of people are going to ask, “what more do I want from Chris Brown?” Yes, he’s obviously sticking to his probation and atoning for what he did – in theory – but nothing will change the fact if he wasn’t Chris Brown, he would’ve been in jail. This spoiled brat beat a woman’s head into a car door and bit her in the ear and neck because she dared to get mad about him cheating on her. It’s the ultimate sense of entitlement and what did he learn from it? He’ll get a slap on the wrist and have to pick up some trash along the highway. Except now he knows not to release an album only nine months after his next victim. You gotta wait a least a full year on that shit, and not a second before you moonwalk like Michael. Not a second before.

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