Chris Brown Deletes Entire Twitter Account After Being Asked About Rihanna

November 18th, 2011 // 96 Comments
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Seen here with girlfriend Suelyn Medeiros whose photos I’m archiving for when she’s found dead, Chris Brown reportedly went fucking bananas on Twitter again yesterday after someone dared to ask him about the night he brutally beat Rihanna because that shit happened three years ago, you guys, c’mon. It’s not like she didn’t pull through. Eventually. Anyway, he’s since deleted his entire Twitter timeline, but fortunately Hello Beautiful was able to record them for prosperity:

The 22-year-old ‘Look At Me Now’ singer couldn’t ignore the negative comments about beating up Rihanna two years ago while they were dating,that he exploded into a rant:
“I don’t say s**t to anybody and everyone feels its cool to attack me. GROWN ADULTS!!!! that s**t happened three years ago!” he wrote on his Twitter account.
“I know alot of you wack @ss(OLD) celebrities probably wanna f**k my ex but talking s**t on me wont get u far,” continued.
He then wrote: “And to be REALLY HONEST… yall wonder why n**ga spazzes all the time? Lol.”
Another tweet read: “MY MUSIC DOESNT PROMOTE VIOLENCE nor will it ever! only thing it will increase is the pregnacy rate! (sic).”

Oh, good, he thinks he’s R. Kelly now.

But, seriously, I know a lot of people dipshit Chris Brown fans think I harp on him too much about Rihanna, so let me make this clear: I will never stop. It’s not like Chris Brown said some horrible shit in the heat of the moment or shoved her during an argument or even slapped her just once. (Not that I’m condoning those last two.) He repeatedly punched her face in, started biting her neck and ear and then beat her head against the car door before fleeing, leaving her for dead. But I guess he had to because she was getting all pissed off after peeping his phone. She probably called him an asshole. He could’ve died from that kind of talk.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Buddy the Elf

    Doucher.

    • The Voice of Reason

      Bet if Chris Brown was white Fish wouldn’t be talking about it now. Seriously get a life Fish.

      • derp

        Yeah, you’re right, I’ve noticed he only ever posts negative stuff about black people. Except for

        -Charlie Sheen
        -Lindsay Lohan
        -Dina Lohan
        -Jon Gosselin
        -Kate Gosselin
        -Britney Spears
        -Paris Hilton
        -Mel Gibson
        -Octomom
        -the Duggars

        Nice try, though!

      • derp

        Oh, also:

        -Ashton Kutcher
        -JoePa
        -Jerry Sandusky
        -McQueary
        -Justin Bieber
        -Megan Fox
        -Christina Aguilera
        -Lady Gaga
        -Jesse James
        -Kat Von D
        -Courtneys Love and Stodden

        So you can pretty much suck it. Go on. It won’t bite.

  2. Sara

    Love u.

  3. SIN

    That….critter..he is with came staight out of The Pklanet Of The Apes movie. Fucking UGLY!!!

    • Weirdo

      Seriously, if these two looked any more like chimpanzees I’d buy them a bunch of bananas! Fucking idiots.

  4. Venom

    He is not dating this whore, he is dating some chick called Crotchrottie or something like that.

  5. D-chi

    Obviously he just wants to get past the incident, but we never will because he’s trash and will always be a woman-beater.

  6. Lisatlantic

    For “prosperity?”

  7. Johnny English

    This line “But, seriously, I know a lot of people dipshit Chris Brown fans think I harp on him too much about Rihanna, so let me make this clear: I will never stop” makes me love you a little more :)

  8. mary

    He has learned nothing. The way he still ‘spazzes’ shows he has learned nothing (another example the whole chair thrown at the window). I understand the Rihanna thing didn’t happen yesterday, but guess what Dbag Chris, it happened. You want to be famous and stay in the spot light, guess what, people don’t forget. And if you’re going to flip shit every time people say stuff….proves you have NO control over yourself.

  9. Agus

    Chris Brown fans creep me out

  10. cc

    It’s an awful pity his reaction wasn’t to delete himself.

  11. Chris Brown Girlfriend Suelyn Medeiros
    Commented on this photo:

    The thing about twitter is it’s basically encourage to be an unfiltered stream of consciousness. Problem is when you’re an idiot, everyone gets to see what the inside of an idiots brain looks like, tantrums, misogyny, pedophilia and all.

    I’m looking at you Chris and Ashton…both of you.

  12. Plus he’s a scrotum.

    Am I doing it right?

  13. ness

    love that pic

    people need to get off his back already!

    • CranAppleSnapple

      Moron.

    • Etruscan

      Are you having a laugh? Perhaps we ought to have him come round and beat the crap out of you, and see how quickly you’d want to “get off his back”, shall we? You’re the sort of scumbag who empowers abusers by saying, “Aw yeah but even though he beat me half to death, I still looooove him”. Freaking idiot.

  14. Jamie

    Sweetie, it’s posterity.

  15. Damien Karras

    Well he’s right, in a way, I do wanna fuck his ex. But he’s still a cunt bag.

  16. Snack pack

    Will you be saying the same thing 3 years from now about our mean comments when Sandusky writes his memoirs about how his tough childhood caused him to be a child rapist?

  17. Chris Brown Girlfriend Suelyn Medeiros
    BAHAH
    Commented on this photo:

    I 100% agree with you. Something like this can’t be brushed off and forgotten. He fucking almost killed her, and imagine what he’s done before, and WILL do. He’s a weak, little woman-beater bitch, and since then, I never bought his music again or even listened to it. And he SUCKS COCK at music anyway, so Chris Brown can burn in hell.

  18. Orangish

    “I will never stop.”
    I love you.

  19. What will the Twitter world do without those 140 character tips on how to smack around women?

  20. Cock Dr

    Thank U blogger for never stopping.
    Thrash on this douchebag until your typing fingers gets tired, rest, and then thrash some more.

    • Dan

      What is always so funny about this guy is he even beat up his girlfriend like a little bitch.

      He bit her.

      Seriously, I have not seen a male bit someone since around the second grade.

      You can be sure he wouldn’t attack anyone who had a snowball’s chance in hell of kicking his ass.

      We should never, ever stop making fun off him for this. It is totally unforgivable.

  21. Steelerchick

    Agreed! Couldn’t have said that better myself.

  22. Frank Burns

    Hey Chris Brown,
    What about Rihanna?!
    What about Rihanna?!
    What about Rihanna?!
    What about Rihanna?!
    What about Rihanna?!
    What about Rihanna?!
    What about Rihanna?!
    etc.

  23. Duke

    I don feel dat anythng should make chris n rihanna came closer in any way.with the fact that rihanna is single shouldnt make her thnk that chris wil came running to her,this shows that she is frustated.

  24. Taco McSmacko

    This guy is doing more to enforce the typical black male stereotype than I thought possible. He looks like a monkey in the picture and calls himself a n**ga. What is wrong with this piece of shit? All that’s missing is him sucking on a banana and scratching his pits.

    We need more positive black role models not woman beating pieces of shit who take it up the ass. Your writing just keeps getting better Fish!

  25. Juaquin ingles

    This pic is pure redundancy.

  26. That is one ugly bitch

  27. TomFrank

    In other news, this just appeared on Robert Wagner’s Twitter account:

    “I don’t say s**t to anybody and everyone feels its cool to attack me. GROWN ADULTS!!!! that s**t happened thirty years ago!”

  28. rupert

    BOTH Chris and Rhianna could fall into the ocean and disappear forever and I wouldn’t shed a tear. “Thugs and ho’s” I could do without all of this garbage.

  29. Wow, that kind of gross overreaction doesn’t sound like Chris Brown at all. So uncharacteristic. Does anyone know if he took his ball and went home, too?

  30. Bear attack observer

    The thing that really gets me is how the description of her attack sounds more like she was mauled by an animal than a person… and you don’t even have to change the wording. Chris Brown struck her repeatedly, bit her all over her face, and shoved her head into the window several times. Does it sound more like she was trapped in a car with a rabid bear than a “grown adult” to anybody else? I honestly can’t imagine going at somebody’s face with my teeth. Dude’s got problems. I’m with you– I won’t ever stop thinking this guy is a petulant psycho.

    • You’re spot on. He attacked her like he was fighting for his life but he wasn’t. They were just arguing.

      • Schmidtler

        did you forget, she PEEPED HIS PHONE!!! sheesh, it’s not like he’s some kind of loony that just goes off for no reason! what if she had sen all the texts from his boyfriends asking to meet up for hot gay ass sex? because Chris Brown loves gay ass sex. he likes sex, with men, in his ass.

  31. It’s back up and verified. People should spam him about her…

  32. Cynystasia

    Meh. Dignity is for the weak. Like sleep, work, and food. Anyone see where I left my green spandex bodysuit?….

  33. Cynystasia

    (And yes, that was my official bid for “sloppy seconds”) Can I get a witness?!?

  34. Chris Brown Girlfriend Suelyn Medeiros
    Mike Walker
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris: Hey watch, when I pull my ears out I look like a monkey!
    Suelyn: OMG you do!
    Chris: Uh, I’m not pulling yet.

  35. Chris Brown Girlfriend Suelyn Medeiros
    Commented on this photo:

    And he holds me by the ears just like this when he bashes my head into the car door!

  36. Observatory

    Lol, that’s just sounded funny, n yea, until Chris brown learnt to control his anger when ppls bring up his mistake, he will always be a douchbag

  37. kimmykimkim

    Fish, you forgot to say that not only is he a woman beater, he’s a self-loathing homosexual woman beater who’s head resembles a scrotum and who’s butthole is filled with semen of a thousand men. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!

  38. crystal

    Please never stop talking shit on Chris Brown.

  39. Ron

    Maybe now females (and males) will stop defending this POS !

  40. JMC

    No one should ever forget what he did. Thank you for continuing to remind people that he committed a brutally violent crime and was not rightfully punished. The industry has by and large forgiven him, clueless fans support him blindly and he has no remorse. Justice would have been for his label to drop him, the industry to disassociate him and for him to, I don’t know, go to prison.

  41. Wow, what a pathetic loser!

  42. And 1000% agree with JMC!

  43. CB-Hater

    Who gives a shit about this fucking Ass-wipe? Deletes Twitter, so…. the jackass is a TWIT so he really doesn’t need Twitter anyway. Fuck You Chris Brown you cocksucker!

  44. Librado

    Why is he trying to look like a monkey in that picture when he already does? Not a black joke, he himself just naturally looks like a f*cking ape. I can’t stand his beady, little eyes and snaggly teeth and those overgrown, cavernous nostrils. And that fake ass smile he does where he squints and shows all of his gnarly chompers. The fact that he is dying at such a slow speed angers me to all hell. There. Now I feel better. *sigh* Wait, he’s still rich and famous. Kill me now, Lord.

  45. he beat the crap out of that rihanna lol he def. down graded with this chick. I am like 1 million times prettier and so are most girls i know than this chick. She looks like the girl you tap but then leave when a better hole comes around.

  46. forrest gump

    I appologize for them: THIS IS FUNNY IN CALIFORNIA.
    (sorry folks)

  47. So Chris Brown Deleted His Entire Twitter Account After Being Asked About Rihanna?

    If we can get Prez Obama to ask him about Rhianna, will Chris Brown leave the United States?

  48. Sandcastle

    THANK YOU. This vaguely good singer / dancer shouldn’t be allowed to just forget what he did. He should be made to remember it like I’m sure she does – maybe waking up at night sweating and screaming. And not just cos whatever guy stupid enough to be fucking him stuck it in surprise-style.
    Violent, remorseless, sociopathic piece of shit waste of oxygen TRASH. Worst role model in the world, with the stupidest fucking fans ever.

  49. lil bitta this lil bitta that

    if everyone follows him around and keeps asking just about rhianna maybe this douche will delete himself.

  50. trusty getto

    You could harp away for the rest of your life, and he would deserve every single last word. Keep it comin’.

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