Chris Brown On Relationships: ‘Tell That B*tch You Own Her P*ssy’

March 11th, 2013 // 51 Comments
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Chris Brown is beating batting women a thousand lately because here he is dispensing “relationship advice” to a crowded nightclub on the heels of being caught on camera (twice) threatening a valet over $10. TMZ reports:

Chris said, “You GOTTA say that one thing to her … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!”
Chris rambled on … “So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that s**t to her, or she might f**k another n***a.”

And if that made you feel bad for Rihanna, stop. Just stop. And, no, not because she’s stupid for going back to him, but because she was in a different club giving women that exact same advice:

“You GOTTA say that one thing to him … Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my man-p***y baby! … so you better not give it away!”
“So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that s**t to him, or he might get f**ked by another n***a in the man-p***y. Although, that mostly only happens to Chris Brown who I’m talking about. He gets f**ked in the man-p***y.”

Video: TMZ

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  1. bbiowa

    He’s like a black Dr. Phil.

  2. It’s like Plato and Dr. Phil collaborated on that speech.

  3. kick that style, wicked, wild, happy faced n___a never seen me smile

  4. Inner Retard

    Sad part is many women want this attitude despite stating the opposite. They are like French waiters. If you’re nice to them they treat you like shit. But if you treat them like shit they love you. Women are the delicate flowers growing on the tree of contradiction.

    • Alison

      Didn’t get that job you interviewed for? Right, because they must have been looking for a shittier employee. Makes sense.

      • How is he exactly wrong? If he was wrong there would not be a multitude of women out there bitching about how shitty their boyfriends or husbands are every single day. The divorce rate would not be 50+%.

        My former best friend was a roid head that used to get blackout drunk damn near every night and slept with a ton of women and had the nicest girlfriends that always ran back to him even though he treated them like shit most of the time.

        I have seen all sorts of good looking, nice girls stay with fucked up men for whatever reasons, and if you don’t know any or can’t think of any girlfriends that do, maybe you are one of them.

      • Brooke

        I see that you said “former”, but before you two parted ways I guess you thought there was something worthwhile about him, right? I’ve never met a true douche who had multiple women, let alone sane women, falling all over themselves to be with him. Or at least, not for long..

    • Aw hell no. Sad, insecure girls who like to pose as independent women may like it but a self-respecting woman wouldn’t. Emotional detachment can be attractive, but some brat call my pussy his property, as his car or his watch? I walk away.

      Last thing, women only like “bad boys” because from our very childhood if a little guy was rude to us, we were told it was because he “liked us”. We somehow learned to value asshole behaviour. So if I hear or read one more “nice guy” complain about this, I’m gonna shoot someone.

      • i like the psychological assessment down there about learning to value asshole behavior from childhood, Dr. Freud. However, I think it’s much more simplistic than that – bitches be dumb and they like attention.

      • Women fall back on the “childhood” excuse because they don’t want to look shallow, when they really are.

      • I can’t wait for you guys to have daughters and have some brats push them in the mud and being told what EVERY girl alive has heard… “Aaaaw that means he likes you!” and then later in life, they are gonna be told that women are responsible for being beaten up and raped. *wipes single tear*

      • Nathaniel

        No sorry Ms Wilde if some boy pushes my daughter down i’m not going to saw awww he likes you. I’m going to tell her to get up and defend herself. Show that boy you aren’t the one to be messed with.

  5. karlito

    obviously a woman hater to the ninth degree. he thinks that being a man is by abusing and degrading women. this guy is trying so hard to hide the fact that he prefers dick it’s ridicules. somebody has to cap this asshole big time. i hope he beats Rhianna so bad that she pulls out a 9mm and blows he’s fucking ugly face all over the place and she gets off with self defense but then gets sentenced to 5 years for being a stupid twat.

  6. JC

    After the financial crisis, it’s become increasingly difficult to get a mortgage on a pussy.

  7. logan

    This bitch boy and his anti woman behavior make him pussy of 2013. I was going to go with the Bieb, but this asshole wins hands down. Do I hope he hits Rhiannna, no, but no one on this planet will be surprised when he does. And he will. Sorry thing is, if it happens in private no one will ever know. Cause that’s how much she loves (?) him.

  8. schmidtler

    I’m confused – I never mastered the language of asterisks and blank spaces – did CB say “she might fork another nagger”? Maybe Fish could put something on this site to warn 5 year olds there’s inappropriate adult words being used here, then no one would have to spell things like there’s kids in the room.

  9. schmidtler

    I’m confused – I never mastered the language of asterisks and blank spaces – did CB say “she might fork another na gger”? Maybe Fish could put something on this site to warn 5 year olds there’s inappropriate adult words being used here, then no one would have to spell things like there’s kids in the room.

  10. Minky Wail

    He stole that from Samantha Ronson.

  11. It’s good to see Chris is staying rooted and not letting fame change him. Sadly though, he started as an asshole.

    • A piece of shit is more like it. Not opening any more Rhianna/Chris Brown posts – neither of them are intelligent life-forms. Like we need to be reminded of this. NOT.

  12. Kabluey

    Somehow I think that would work wonders for Obama and Michelle…

  13. ThisWillHurt

    “You gotta say that one thing to her . . . that’s MY pussy, and I have documents that verify my legal ownership! So every person in this muthahfuckin’ building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that shit to her, or she might fuck another nigga! That would be a breach in her contract which grants you exclusive rights to said pussy! Bitch, don’t make me call my lawyer!”

  14. You don’t just claim ownership of a pussy. CB didn’t cover mineral rights, transfering the pussy to different mediums, royalties, or even just basic taxes and insurance. Owning a pussy takes a lot of planning and research.

  15. George Clooney

    “The biggest problem with owning pussy is that you’re stuck with a depreciating asset – that’s not ‘equity’. Come on, Chris, for guys like us, it’s not like we need to build credit, right? We want to stay with the times, the pussy we’re in says a lot about us. That’s why I lease! I know, your parents always said it was a ripoff, that ‘owning’ stuff actually means something, but look into it!”

  16. Frank "Historical Reference" Burns

    Brown stated, “my lawyer said there was only legal precedent for owning 3/5 of a pussy in this situation, but I got it all.”

  17. If he and Rihanna do get married, I sure hope he doesn’t write his own vows.

  18. Face

    Ohh that silver-tongued fox.

  19. Where do squatter’s rights come into play for this pussy ownership discussion? Is possession really 9/10 of the law?

  20. What’s funny is, there are legit screenshots of text messages out there with him admitting to “gettin fucked” by that gay R&B singer when they were in a texting argument (puts gun in mouth for even knowing this)

    Maybe that’s his dirty talk when he’s getting his buttfucked….

    “OH!!…Dis is yo MANPUSSY, Nigga! OH! OW!”

    • unrequited love

      didn’t think he liked the “girl hole” Maybe he likes the back door action with Rihanna cause it reminds him of the guy he would like to be with .

  21. unreasoning anxiety

    I like when Chris makes decrees.He seems like a guy with a 4th grade mentality crowing about stuff for show n tell most of the time . Must have the IQ of dormant mushrooms.

  22. He’s kinda right, really. ‘specially when dealing with these not-playing-with-a-full-deck showbiz broads. they’ll use their pussy as a weapon and expect to be able to just say they’re sorry.

    Ironically, it’s true… they are sorry. But, like the Duke once said in a movie, “sorry don’t get it done”. normal women refer to women who do this as “cunt”. that means normal women don’t like women who do the revenge/punishment fuck another guy. that’s all we need to know.

  23. Mama Pinkus

    Hilarious, all the guys in this thread who think they “know” women – fuck off; YOU DON’T.

  24. Nick4ca

    What?! Did he mug Harry Potter now?

  25. kery

    He is a piggggggggg and Rihana is a retard how can anyone forgive someone who beats you !!

  26. Pickles

    Yea, if a guy said that too me I would dump his ass. This is MY pussy and mine alone.

  27. Brooke

    Dude’s so possessive when it comes to his American shorthair…

  28. Mateo

    The crowd seemed very receptive to that bit of relationship advice.

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