Full Disclosure: The only way this could even be remotely true is if a.) God exists and b.) he’s funny as shit. Via Us Weekly:
Chris Brown — who pleaded guilty in 2009 for felony assault for hitting then-girlfriend Rihanna — confidently approached an attractive brunette Feb. 10 at the Lasio Professional Hair Care suite Grammy gift lounge and asked her, “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!”
While I really, really want to believe this happens, or even that Chris Brown just says “I promise I won’t beat you!” not so much as a pickup line but a disclaimer in general, unfortunately I already know this is exactly the wrong way for him to score chicks. They probably don’t even give him the time of day unless he’s fuming in some corner shaking a fist at them. “I know you didn’t just roll up on me all respectful-like. Uh huh.”
Photos: INFdaily
Fuck Chris Brown. In prison he would be the meat! Doutzen Kroes is attractive but the guy should have the 6 pack not her!.Oh please eat!
Chris is Gay, hence the extreme violent hatred for women and al the gay sex he has reportedly had. Having his publicist created rumors that he picks up women is laughable because he prefers cock.
I love Doutzen Kroes! She has my favorite body of the VS Angels. I remember vividly her legs in that white one-piece — perfection.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/doutzen-kroes-in-a-bikini-and-other-news/doutzen-kroes-in-st-barths-129-3
…Fish. Get off Chris “Beat a Hoe Down” Brown’s nuts already. You sound as if you feel left out he didn’t whoop your ass. So a bitch got her ass beat off—she is not the first and she definitely won’t be the last—or haven’t you gotten the memo?
…Now what’s this Dotson Hound—oops—I mean Doutzen Kroes broad in a bikini purpose beside the usual and obvious masturbatory purposes??? Oh hell– I’ve managed to answer my own question again.
You are the most obnoxious commenter on this site.
Not everyone condones woman-beating. You should be ashamed of yourself.
The sad thing is the pickup line probably worked.
Yep, stupid white chicks feel left out of the whole beating thing.
I’m ready for my anal.
True story: Ashley & Jennifer were the ones who dumped chili on that VS dilpasy a few months ago. Everyone thought it was retaliation in anticipation of getting rejected from the fashion show again, but it was really a gesture of good will: a meal for the Angels after the show.
Oprah is a big, fat, horrible cunt!
and a scrotum!
Is this comment a bit out of left field or did I miss something?
He’s been doing this all week. I think it has something to do with her recent begging—literally, begging—people to tune into her network, OWN, which apparently is circling the drain. I don’t know why sparky would lash out so hard at this, though. Maybe he works for Oxygen.
See, even models have cellulite. Harsh sun rays are a motherfucka
She is so fucking gorgeous. Love her.
Doutzen is stunning !
Epic….very nice indeed.
time to go out for a jog and put down the cheeseburgers, fatass!
looks like Hilary Duff in the face.
she can’t be related to this american n*gger & loser.
…………SHE IS DUTCH, folks!!
okay, that’s not even fair. you guys DO realize she had a baby right?
jeebus.
Spongebob Square Pants
F*ckin’ A.
Scooooore!