Chris Brown & Joe Jonas Are Making Beautiful Music Together

April 12th, 2011 // 40 Comments

After Ashley Greene kicked him to the curb, Joe Jonas is apparently trying to shed his purity ring image and prove how hard, so hard… he is by laying down with Chris Brown. Or is it laying down a track? Doesn’t matter. Here’s the two of them with producer Hit Boy over the weekend where Joe made the toughest face he can make for a guy in a stone-wash denim jacket who’s about to be the vanilla in an ice cream sandwich. “Joey Jo didn’t order any wet walnuts, you guys… Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!”

Photos: Getty, WENN

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  1. d

    You just lost The Game.

  2. Hilarious, way to step it up Fish =)

    • matese falcon

      So, what is that, dude? Your 75th post since the week began?? No wonder people die while waiting on an EMT. And let’s not even get into all the charity work you’re supposedly doing. I can see it now: “Yes, yes, your house is flooded, you’re on the roof, believe me I know “the sitch.” Help will be there [clickety clickety] as soon as possible [clickety clickety].” To self: “I can’t pass up this opportunity to kiss Fish’s ass! This could put me over the top!!!”

      • ah you again, the one that can’t seem to rem my fire and rescue shifts fall on nights and weekends. i get what you’re doing tho. you can’t argue a point so you muddy the water. you’d fit in well at fox news. obviously im not going to link my photo or anything from the station. even if i did i bet you’re the birther type that would find some problem no matter what.

        and “over the top” of what? why would you think i’m kissing fish’s ass, i just made fun of him one post ago. and im not defensive so much as creeped out by you. you seem to have an overbearing fixation with me.

      • if you recall where this started, someone made fun of me praying for the japanese. i simply tried to point out that i do more than just sit on my ass praying, but do what’s possible before praying for the impossible. maybe i articulated it badly and you thought i was claiming i was in japan. if that’s the case, sorry. but if i were a clearer writer i’d be elsewhere writing for a living. get over yourself. yeah i post a lot. apparently you’re here reading a lot too so you ain’t any more productive. and there are probly a dozen people in here posting even more.

        wondered once if you might be fish, maybe marking territory (your writing isn’t dissimilar.) but he knows how to look some of this up, so i guess you’re just some nobody asshole. but i spose i can still turn it into a PR opportunity, god knows we need more help.

        Fire and EMS training is free, and you’re not going to do anything unsafe as you train round the clock your whole career. So yeah did i mention pretty much everywhere need more volunteers, and how about walking your condescending ass over to the closest firehouse yourself and filling out an app. If you’re not a complete asshole there too, and have a cleanish record, you’ll find it’s fun on top of being helpful.

        meanwhile if you come out and just admit you’re gay for me or something it would explain a lot

  3. smithers

    So gay, so unattractive.

  4. Chris Brown
    noooooooo
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if he realizes that the glasses only emphasize how big of a douche bag he is.

  5. The police file photos following the weekend when Chris asks Joe to navigate for him using Chris’ phone are going to be the stuff of legend. Think ‘Bum Fights’ but with less dignity.

  6. Joe Jonas
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    These two have nothing in common. The only way Joe Jonas could successfully smack a girl around is if she was a quadriplegic.

  7. Chris Brown
    Commented on this photo:

    So now he beat up Anne Hathaway and took her glasses?

  8. Cock Dr

    The Douchebagginess triumvirate.
    Not buying the products will eventually make it all go away.

  9. Moggster

    Joe has jungle fever!

  10. Do they really need a producer to press “record” while Chris Brown beats Joe Jonas into a car door?

    • kendrachanae

      Grow up and act your age that was so 2 years ago…come back to 2011, he’s now successful and doesn’t need you opinion since your ain’t worht shit to him becuz he still making paper without you. Bye hater!!!

  11. Joe Jonas
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    “Chris B taught me that if i hit a girl with an open fist – like this – it doesn’t leave a mark!”

  12. Hit Boy?

    I can’t take much more of this.

  13. Jeremy Feist

    Joe Jonas: “What? No, goddammit random black guy, that is not how you perform the shocker! Either get it right or you don’t get to go pinky-spelunking in the Jo-Hole.”

  14. Ed

    Is Joe Jonas gonna slap a bitch now?

    Why does it feel like that would actually make him MORE respectable?

  15. Drew

    I’ve been reading this site for a long time, but “Joe made the toughest face he can make for a guy in a stone-wash denim jacket who’s about to be the vanilla in an ice cream sandwich.” has to be one of the funniest things I’ve read on this site. Well played Fish. Well played indeed.

  16. alex

    Did anyone else notice the shirt Joe is wearing? It looks like the top half of a cartoon devil…so rated G. (yes, AY)

    • Mark

      It’s actually one of those Comme des Garcons shirts with the heart-with-eyes design. I don’t know if that raises or lowers him in your estimation.

  17. So, how long before Chris beats the shit of of Joe in a car and bites him on the face?

  18. So the opposite of “virgin” is “woman beater”. Way to go, fundamentalism.

  19. TomFrank

    Remember that scene in Tropic Thunder when Alpa Chino blurted out his love for Lance Bass? That just crossed my mind for some reason.

  20. shandanger
    Commented on this photo:

    if there’s a shred of god in existence chris will rabidly bite joe and they’ll both have to be put down.

  21. Joe Jonas
    s'up bitches
    Commented on this photo:

    Would you STOP with all of these delicious McDonald’s ads. I am trying to lose some weight, for Christ’s sake!

  22. the captain

    donald (duck)-trump for president?
    ……..YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ENOUGH MISERY YET?

  23. Aggie

    Joe better watch out, Chris beats women. (what I’m saying is Joe has a vagina…and Chris Brown’s a violent assmunch)

  24. Cute Couple

    Did they meet on that HIV+ dating site?

  25. Chris Brown
    ughh
    Commented on this photo:

    that face makes me want to puke!
    he’s disgusting

  26. lili

    Okay, so, just to keep track, the one on the left is ‘Joe Jonas’, the one in the middle is ‘Hit Boy’ and the other one is ‘hitting women’.
    That sounds just about right.

  27. BLi

    Brown always looks like he just lied to his master and escaped another whipping.

  28. kendrachanae

    You guys seriously need to get off that Chris Brown and Rihanna beat down bullshit! You see Mel Gibson threaten his wife and talking about kill her and you guys thinks it okay? But when Chris Brown hits Rihanna (back in 2009) and you guys are still talking about it till now, you guys make it a big deal and start judging him but NOT Mel Gibson? And what he said to his wife was just last year (2010)! Why because he’s white?! America, you really need to get over that racial shit for real, this is 2011, not 1920′s! Come back to reality people!

  29. Barbie

    Uh, look crazy person (yes, I’m talking 2 u kendrachanae) abuse is ALWAYS a “big deal” no matter who the abuser is and CB is NEVER gonna hear the end of it! Not from ME and not from AMERICA! Obviously u’ve never been beaten by a man BUT I HAVE! Get over urslf and don’t think CB would’nt do 2 u what he did 2 her if he was pushed enough. U is one of them crazy women thinking any man can be reformed ‘n changed by u. Guess again dimwit

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