Chris Brown Deletes Twitter Account After Saying He Wants To Shit On A Woman’s Eye

Seen here laying in bed after having sex with Rihanna in Berlin – which she tweetedChris Brown apparently thought it was a good time to remind everyone that he’s and out of control bag of douche-rage who hates women because he started a Twitter fight with comedian Jenny Johnson that ended in him deleting his entire Twitter account after he expressed a desire to shit in her eye, per his mother’s request, which seems almost gentlemanly once you think about it. Via Gawker:

YOU FLIRT!!! RT @chrisbrown: @JennyJohnsonHi5 mom says hello… She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to shit right on the retina,

Of course, this is obviously just deflection from the fact that he has sex with Rihanna then thanks her by making her sleep under his old Bart Simpson blanket. Which I’m almost positive is the worst thing he’s ever done to her. THE WORST THING HE’S EVER DONE TO HER.*

(*This was a joke about how Chris Brown beat, bit and choked the living shit out of Rihanna then left her for dead. Not sure if you heard about that.)

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