Chris Brown Allegedly Threatened A Woman With A Gun
UPDATE: Chris Brown is daring the police to come and get him. Yup.
So you know how cops have been murdering a lot of black people lately, but we’re not allowed to talk about it during football because the troops fought for our freedom to never say things they don’t like? Well, time to feel really conflicted about all of that because there’s a bunch of police outside of Chris Brown’s house right now after he allegedly threatened a woman with a gun. TMZ reports:
TMZ has learned Chris was in the house with several friends, including Ray J. They were talking and at one point Ray was getting a tattoo when some “uninvited guests” appeared inside the house and were asked to leave.
At that point, the story gets murky. The guests included a man who was invited, and two women who were not — one of the women who’d been asked to leave is the one who made the police report, claiming Brown pulled the gun on her. Someone inside the house insists Chris was asleep the whole time.
At the time of this post, Chris is still in the house. He never left. Police are knocking on the door, but no one inside is responding.
We don’t know what police will do if he tries to leave.
In all seriousness, what we need here is a seasoned negotiator to resolve things peacefully, and I just know the guy to do it:
You’re going to have to trust me here. And not pat him down. It’ll be fine.