Chris Brown Got His Girlfriend Pregnant

September 26th, 2011 // 66 Comments

MediaTakeout.com is reporting Chris Brown‘s girlfriend Karrauche Tran is pregnant, and by reporting I mean posting a pic of her with a slightly protruding stomach. So if you consider that concrete evidence like I’ve demonstrated time after time I do, you should also consider that if this kid survived Chris’ reaction, it’s clearly the next step in human evolution. Read: It’ll have car doors for hands. “Yo, why you peepin’ my diaper? SLAM! SLAM!”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Splash News

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  1. Jeffrey

    Well, if you can’t beat ‘em…

    • I am certain that he is an equal opportunity beater.

      Pregnant, elderly, retarded, little kid trying to buy an ice cream cone….etc
      I am sure Chris Brown is happy to show them all his pimp hand.

    • Tom Haverford

      Only ones that get beat are those that deserve it.

      Dont run your mouth if you cant back it up…regardless of your age (above 15 or so), gender, race or religion.

      So much stupid on one little planet.

      • Obviously you were raised with no class or manners. Yes, so such stupid on one little planet but all due respect you kind are the stupid people. No woman deserves beat when confronting her boyfriend of cheating which was what happen. You sound so much like a fool.

  2. KANYE WEST

    I THINK AT 8 MONTHS IT BE LIEK THAT BIT IN SAW 3 WHERE THE MAN HIT A DOOR ON THE WOMAN BELLY AND GIVE HER A MISCARRIAGE, BUT IT WILL BE HIS FISTS INSTED LOL!

  3. Chris Brown Girlfriend Pregnant
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    You cannot get a more clean, unused skateboard…even if it’s prepackaged sitting on a shelf in a store.

  4. Bob

    How many punches it takes to beat a baby into a woman these days?

  5. Stacy

    If she is he will probably have a b***h fit and beat her which will result in her having a miscarriage.

  6. Dude of Dudes

    Using his patented move “Uppercut the Pussy” to make sure his sperm reaches the breeding ground.

  7. chris breezy boxing academy

    beat that pussy up real good son

  8. Casey

    Is this guy incapable of looking remotely intelligent? Every picture I see has a “hurr durr” face.

    • Lets see: Backpack, skateboard, tats all over the place…hmmm does he think he’s still in middle school or something?

      • TomFrank

        Tats in middle school? Damn, you grew up in a rough neighborhood.

      • Snack pack

        I think his handlers are trying to make him look cute, or friendly or something that adolescent girls like. That’s just damn insidious given his propensity for violence with women. Plus he is damn ugly, but so are a lot of famous/popular people, and he was born that way so I guess you can’t hold that against him.

      • Yeah, my neighborhood was so rough the babies wore black leather diapers.

  9. Chris Brown Girlfriend Pregnant
    Commented on this photo:

    Noun
    poser (plural posers)

    (pejorative, slang) = poseur; someone who affects some behaviour, style, attitude or other condition, often to impress or influence others

  10. He ejaculated into his fist and then punched her in the birth canal

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    lamuella
    Commented on this photo:

    guys, we read this wrong. What happened is that Chris Brown knocked a girl OUT. Not UP.

  12. Apparently he’s been hittin it pretty good

  13. Rocky

    Wait what? His girlfried is a Trannie?

  14. Schmidtler

    c’mon now, I know it can’t be true that Chris Brown got a woman pregnant – you have to have heterosexual intercourse for that to happen, and we all know Chris Brown only likes hairy ass man on man intercourse. Or, as Chris Brown likes to say ‘Men are for humpin, girls are for thumpin’

  15. Keep it Positive

    I got nothing.

  16. Ay Dios mio

    Wha? Yeah, yeah .. ´course this here board´s for the kid.. Say, shawty live around that bend, right?

  17. Truth, just-ice and the rough way

    I got it. Because he did a vile act, so therefore it justify your statement. Whew! im so slow.

  18. If you dont believe that life begins at conception, this will be proof as it might be the first fetus to self abort because of who its father is.

  19. t0Ri

    Everybody needs to stop hating on Chris Brown! I don’t think he would hurt the mother of his child or his baby people need to grow up and let this man live his life with out all you grown people trying to bring him down if is girl friend is pregnant people should be happy for them because that’s another life GOD has created. Chris is human just like everybody else so stop trying to judge others and judge yourself because nobody is perfect

  20. Mike

    Donkey Punch sex move still can = preggers.

  21. Cock Dr

    If this story is true (that’s a HUGE if) I look forward to Ms Tran doing to douchebag Brown’s bank account just what douchebag Brown did to Rihanna.
    Hit him with the lawyers, hit him with the child support demands, sell him out to the tabloids; don’t let up until he’s down.

  22. JP

    oh good…

  23. Sam

    He’ll probably beat the baby out of her.

  24. John

    I hope its not a boy the last thing the world needs is a future woman beater. Like father like son.

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    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks smug because he found a way to punch and kick a woman from the inside for nine months and get away with it.

  26. Uncle Phil

    I wonder how soon it will be before Justin Beiber’s ultrasound results are leaked to the internet.

  27. Richard McBeef

    I never noticed that those arm tats are some sort of Super Mario diorama.

    • TomFrank

      His tats are like Prison Break. Hidden inside them are the blueprints to allow him to bust Mario out of that place where the giant ape keeps throwing barrels at him.

  28. tlmck

    The black male version of Lilo.

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    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch, don’t make me remind you what happened to the last girl that wasn’t feeling the smell of my farts.

  30. Hickok

    Looks like he’ll be punching for 2

  31. Pio

    Maybe now he’ll become an adult, I would say become a “man” but that would be ludicrous.

  32. Maury Povich

    Time for the coat hanger attached to the fist move.

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    Robert Paulsen
    Commented on this photo:

    Imagines Michael Bluth saying. “Her?”

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    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, Mr. Brown. It’s ‘Rapiscan’—with an I. It’s just an X-ray machine. It can’t bust you on…that.”

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    omg what. I knew diss would happen ugh

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    jazmine faulk
    Commented on this photo:

    i thenk that chris brown will be a allsome fother if his girl friend was having a baby…

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    SuperficialAdmin
    Commented on this photo:

    arrest it before it comes out

  38. paul

    He hit it after he hit it.

  39. Advice for Chris Brown

    Get your seeded bitch drunk on vodka, real juiced up. Chain her ass standing in the up position.

    Grab a tall mixer glass and add ice, salt, pepper, celery & a splash of Tabasco.

    Hold the glass under her twat and punch her in the stomach repeatedly.

    Shake, stir, enjoy your bloody mary.

    Wash, rinse, repeat. Two problems solved:

    #1 The baby is gone
    #2 You’re now drunk and don’t have to deal with the emotions of the moment, it’ll pass.

  40. forrest gump

    someone is really willing to carry his kid?

  41. Ralph Kramden

    POW!!! Right in the kisser!

  42. Unknown

    I Thought We Were Over The Whole Rihanna Incident.? I Guess Not ! Get Over It & Leave The Past In The Past. If She Really Is Pregnant I’m Sure Her & The Baby Will Be Fine.

  43. The doc

    Illiterate

  44. Hana Swift

    Wow msn Chris brown is cute but I heard he liked a girl privet spot

  45. Mrs.Breezy

    Though he had some lil violence dont mean dat he bad no that ain’t him ican feel it n ican see it in his eyes .So dont hate on him lol

  46. courtney b.

    im mad how he gonna get some other chick prego??? he knowwwww im his wifey….. but this might not be true i mean your source is mediatakeout….. they lie about things on a daily basis… but if it is true brezzy cant be my hubby, he has to be my best friend ;(

  47. natasha

    Omg the baby is goin to come out like chris so cute
    Bomb as fuck

  48. Annie

    THAT IS SUCH A LIEEEEEEEEEEE11
    COME ON GUYS , HOW GULLIBLE CAN YOU ACTUALLY BE?
    IF YOU DIDN’T HEAR I FROM THE HORSE’S MOUTH THEN DON’T BELIEVE IT, THE MEDIA MAKES UP A LOAD OF BULLCRAP.

  49. Rhonda

    Everybody need to STOP talkin SHIT and let that man live his LIFE…

  50. Rhonda

    CHRIS imma support u hands down, cuz shit happen daily in the industry. Why must people keep re-living ur past? You know ur the shit keep doin ya thing let them haters make u stronger…

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