Depending on whether you read TMZ or the New York Post, Chris Brown and Frank Ocean had some sort of “fight” over a parking space yesterday that was either started by Ocean’s entourage attacking Chris Brown or Chris Brown jumping Ocean. And while the knee-jerk reaction is to obviously blame Chris Brown because he’s a violent, remorseless douchebag, that would be wrong. The knee-jerk reaction should be to blame Chris Brown because he jumped on top of another man and tried to have sex with his butt as his wont. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still an abusive asshat who will eventually murder Rihanna in a fit of rage, but let’s not sacrifice intellectual honesty for the sake of reinforcing a 100% true fact. This is a much smart site for the brain thinkings.
Photo: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
You know what I miss? Those old gangsta rap battles where people actually died. Why can’t the kids today follow through? Where are the SUVs (and occupants) riddled with bullet holes of yesteryear?
I heard Chris Brown has been smack talking all the other gangsta rappers, especially that chief keef guy – telling all his friends that chief keef is a little pussy, and doesn’t have the balls to actually shoot at anybody. Just sayin.
Seriously… the only gun problem I see in America is these “artists” not using them on one another.
i agree JC. when i read the headline that was my first thought. i miss the good old days when these assholes would shoot each other instead of talk smack like a bunch of bitches that should be on a “reality” show like the “Real Housewives of the Fake Ghetto”
“Parking Space” is code for “some guys lubed-up asshole”, isn’t it?
This is why today’s hip-hop stars are all fighting with each other over who gets to roll with Chazz Palminteri.
Thank you! I was disappointed in Fish for not making an A Bronx Tale reference.
How much do you want to bet Chris Brown was open hand slapping, jumping backwards, and yelling a certain term over and over.
Oh wait, nevermind, that was something I saw a couple hood rats doing to each other Saturday night in Philly.
Why do I have a funny feeling that 99% of this “fight” consisted of Chris Brown yelling an insult at Frank Ocean and then running to hide behind his bodyguards–while Frank Ocean’s entourage laughed at his little bitch ass?
nice shirt
Aaaand the entertainment industry remains indefensible
I’m sorry, but you know you’re a pussy if you have Bill Cosby as your bodyguard
stupid bitches. Next they will be fighting over flat screens at Wa-Mart on black Friday.
I hope these 2 kill each other
Hey, lets give Chris some credit here. At least he’s starting to fight men!
It’s good to see him branching out. If you only beat on women, eventually people are going to claim you’re a sexist pig.