Chris Brown & Frank Ocean Got In A Fight Over A Parking Space

Depending on whether you read TMZ or the New York Post, Chris Brown and Frank Ocean had some sort of “fight” over a parking space yesterday that was either started by Ocean’s entourage attacking Chris Brown or Chris Brown jumping Ocean. And while the knee-jerk reaction is to obviously blame Chris Brown because he’s a violent, remorseless douchebag, that would be wrong. The knee-jerk reaction should be to blame Chris Brown because he jumped on top of another man and tried to have sex with his butt as his wont. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still an abusive asshat who will eventually murder Rihanna in a fit of rage, but let’s not sacrifice intellectual honesty for the sake of reinforcing a 100% true fact. This is a much smart site for the brain thinkings.

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