Chris Brown Does Self-Portraits Now

January 26th, 2011 // 52 Comments

Haha! It’s wearing a wife-beater.

Photos: INFdaily, WENN

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  1. j-sin

    And this is critical how?

  2. IreneWienne

    That boy needs to retire. His career is over.

  3. RoboZombie

    This guy is such a douchenozzle!

  4. Chris Brown
    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    He so fine he can do whaeerr he wants

  5. Rihanna

    Best post ever! Laughed by ass off!

  6. he’d be more believable painting his beanie red and pretending he’s with devo

  7. Satan's bitch

    Can’t keep his hands to himself, can’t pull up his damn pants.

    Pants on the ground
    Pants on the ground
    Lookin’ like a fool wit; yer pants on the ground

  8. Richard McBeef

    Somebody should bury that paint can up his ass and then shoot it with a pellet gun.

  9. Chris Brown is applying to DC Comics in the wrong way.

  10. The Listener

    At this point, Chris Brown’s career is stalled because of his physically abusive behavior. He would have to leave the public eye for a few years, stay out of trouble, and then return to have his career again.

  11. blt

    He should be wearing a respirator in order to save his last three brain cells.

  12. Beer Baron

    OMG, dat’s so gangsta!

  13. Chris Brown
    DuchessOfDork
    Commented on this photo:

    WHAT THE FUCK. Skinny jeans up to your CROTCH!? FUCK THIS GUY.

  14. Cock Dr

    Call 911. Tattooed juvenile AA male out back in the alley with a paint spray can.
    Taze him if he gives you any trouble. Because he will.

    • Law Enforcement Officer

      If I responded to that scene I would shoot him twice in the chest, let him bleed for few minutes, throw the cheap 9 mil I took off a real gangster next to him, and call in shots fired.

  15. j

    buy some pants that fit.

  16. Plastic Fantastic

    Hahahaha… Best post in a long time.

  17. WTF bruh

    whaddya know. Chris Brown knows to hit up with a spray can and do some graff. The character is rough but not bad. He into hip hop culture more than I thought. Respect.

  18. hellokittylover

    No, he doesn’t do self portraits “now” –actually he has been doing art since he was a little kid. He loved to draw (also spray paint different animated designs) and if you would watch a webisode(which is what he calls them) of him showing his artwork, you would see that he is pretty talented.

    • Rihanna

      You do remember that he beat the living shit out of his girlfriend? Bit her ear and fingers and left huge raised bruises all over her face and body? Then left her there to bleed????? But he’s a talented artist! You must be one of those trashy girls that still defend him because your dumb enough to think he wouldn’t beat you.

      • hellokittylover

        No, Im not one of those trashy girls who think he wouldn’t beat me because I don’t know Chris brown personally and im sure i’ll never meet him and I don’t think he’s that great looking anyway, but I do know that I am a fan of his music/ art. I know that he was young and made a mistake. I’m not still on that sh*t that happend february 2009 like some of you- it’s 20 F*CKING 11. You wasn’t in that car with Chris Brown & Rihanna. You don’t know the full story, so please stop acting as if you do. Chris brown’s talent and his personal life are two different things. Im not going to lie and say he’s a shitty artist just because he beat Rihanna. –sorry, the boy is talented and him making a stupid mistake has NOTHING to do with that.

    • seth rogen's vagina

      that’s ‘talent’? It looks like the crap that used to be on matchbook covers, ‘if you can draw blinky you could be an artist’. A spray painted cartoon pig is not ‘artwork’. Maybe if he was 5 years old and retarded, I’d be impressed.

      • hellokittylover

        Im not just talking about that pig picture. I follow him on twitter, so I see a lot of his art work that are posted- and it’s really good. If you are not a fan, then you obviously would think he’s not that great because you haven’t seen most of his drawings and paintings.

      • Unreal

        I try not to get pulled into these discussions but I can’t help but comment here. He made a mistake? That was 2 years ago? We don’t know what happened in that car? Did you see the picture of her that was leaked? He never denied any of it. He got 5 years probation and ton of community service. I can tell you that for a first offense domestic that’s a stiff sentence, especially for a celebrity with high priced lawyer. It wasn’t a mistake. You don’t mistakenly punch someone or bite someone. Either your a man that would hit a woman or your a man that wouldn’t. He’s a man that would and I promise Rihanna wasn’t the first and she won’t be the last. He’s trash with a good voice and a great MJ impersonation. But don’t forget he’s scum.

  19. Chris Brown
    Dr. T
    Commented on this photo:

    To be fair, it’s gotta be tough painting anything decent when you’re carting a giant metal drainpipe around in your jeans. And quit high-fiving yourself Chris Brown, that was helluva not a penis reference…

  20. Chris Brown
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    this looks like, literally, his first work ever
    i’ll be worth a fortune someday

  21. Aggie

    Fish, this is the greatest post ever.

  22. ghost

    That’s a pig. For it to be a self portrait, he would have to paint a woman beating asshole.

  23. Sharkbait

    Nothing in these comments will make it into the Most Important People.

    Fish slam-dunked it right up front in the post.

  24. Nomvula

    Chris Brown might have hit Riri but the fact remains he is talented!Riri’s album has top sales all of a sudden after the incident bcoz the world feels pity for her not bcoz she is more talented than Chris.

  25. This guy needs to get his asshole stretched by some hard pipe hitting African Americans.

    • Johnny Cage

      I must confess dear sir. This particular gentleman Brown, warrants copious amounts of blundering and traumatic assault from the rather violent members of the African-American community populous inhabiting the Republic known as the United States. In reflection of his actions towards the opposite gender, I have expectations where minority individuals shall gravely assault Mr. Brown by rectal sodomizing. It is only by unwelcome intrusion into his anal cavity by the male organ that I will reserve peaceful alleviation from my emotional aggravation.

      Salutations.

  26. Bob Ross called. He said he never sniffed paint on his fingers for inspiration.

  27. Chris Brown
    BuzzLightyear
    Commented on this photo:

    Douche bag…pull yer pants up! Nobody wants to see yer skid marks.

  28. Sam

    I love white people. So into their music, they can be bothered to listen to an Urban station.

    His career is over how?: 1) nominated for 3 grammys this year
    2) #1 song on R&B/HipHop Billboard Chart for 9 weeks in 2010
    3) Another RNB song will probably be #1 soon, its currently #4

    and for his white fans, his new pop song Yeah 3X is #15 on the Hot 100 on Billboard, #1 in NZ and so and and so on.

    I hate what he did, but I can’t hate someone I don’t know and not give them a second chance, especially since I’m not perfect. And I wasn’t wronged. I believe in redemption. If she can move on, what is your problem? You weren’t affected in any way.

    And this guy writes songs too. He’s made a real comeback this year and he’s rich. Hate him, but don’t talk about anyone career when he’s accomplished so much at 21 than most on this blog.

    • Honkey

      #1 in New Zealand? Wow, he really hit the big time… in the world’s 75th largest country.

      Way to prove your point.

      • ilikesake

        You are soo proving this guys point and proving your stupidity at the same time. You disregard everything Sam said and took the “#1 in new zealand” part to try to make him look dumb. Further proving that some people on here are fucking morons.

  29. Damn, that’s one big mirror…

  30. Chris Brown
    Honkey
    Commented on this photo:

    How do “they” keep their pants up like that?

  31. Honkey

    How do “they” keep their pants up like that? It boggles the mind.

  32. mikayla

    “It’s wearing a wifebeater!”

    I lol’d

  33. mikayla

    Oh, and SAM? You’re a fucking moron.

    “I hate what he did, but I can’t hate someone I don’t know and not give them a second chance, especially since I’m not perfect. And I wasn’t wronged. I believe in redemption. If she can move on, what is your problem? You weren’t affected in any way.

    Go get a bee in your bonnet all you want, but guess what ? CHRIS BROWN IS A PUBLIC FIGURE. Different standards! Sorry, that’s the catch when you’re rich and emulated. Most regular, non-famous people can’t get away with beating the hell out of someone, so why should he?

    And we’re not talking about a smack. You saw the picture, right?

    “And this guy writes songs too.”

    Justin Bieber writes songs, too!

    ” He’s made a real comeback this year and he’s rich. Hate him, but don’t talk about anyone career when he’s accomplished so much at 21 than most on this blog.”

    The Olsen Twins are rich too! And they did that before 13! By your logic, they’re practically music royalty.

    HAHAHA your logic=fail.

    • Johnny Cage

      Yes but he’s still getting publicity and he even got more after he beat up Rhianna. And seeing how musicians live in controversy, this whole ordeal might give him an extra year or two at the end.

      The only way I see him ending comes from 2 theories:
      -have a career, Big Publicity event, then burn out in his 40s.
      or
      -have a steady career, and then slowly rise until he’s 70.

  34. kulit

    Laughed my @$$ off! twas short n sweet. thanks, fish!

  35. Bill Flowerpot

    Is it just me or does he appear to have a skunk tail emulating from his backside, very fitting.

  36. Chris Brown
    clazzy
    Commented on this photo:

    I LUV HIM!!!!!! 4 LIFe..:* :)

  37. Chris Brown
    clazzy
    Commented on this photo:

    #TEAMBREEZ ALL DAY

  38. Chris Brown
    clazzy
    Commented on this photo:

    #TEAMBREEZY ALL DAY

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