Chris Brown’s A Blood Now. Oh, Good.

It was a long-shot, but Chris knew if he could beat the Crips in the annual Rockettes competition, the turf war would be over before he’d have to fight a man. The Bloods could never see him cry if that happened. NEVER.

Because calling a black district attorney racist for having the nerve to make him complete the community service he falsified instead of throwing him in jail, Chris Brown is now dropping hints that he’s a member of the Bloods and threatening Jay-Z with his new friends. TMZ reports:

Another brilliant move by Chris Brown — the singer has affiliated himself with a dangerous street gang in L.A. called the Pirus (a subset of the Bloods) … and he’s bragging about it all the way to Hawaii.
Sources tell TMZ, Brown was in Honolulu Thursday, where he hired a guide to take him and his entourage around to places where they could legally spray paint.
Keeping it “legal” was responsible, but then Brown tagged up his signature monster artwork with the phrase “Fruits Piru,” an apparent reference to the Fruit Town Piru gang … next to the phrase, “F*** police.”
Brown’s even been claiming Piru on Twitter. He’s gotten so cocky, he called out Jay Z for not letting Beyonce collaborate with him, and bragging he’s not worried about Mr. Z because he’s got Blood ties.

Don’t think I don’t know what’s going on here. This is all part of some effort to make me think that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t such a bad thing that George Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin which is never going to happen. However, that being said, good hustle. I could really tell you wanted it this time.

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