Chris Brown’s A Blood Now. Oh, Good.

August 27th, 2013 // 42 Comments
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It was a long-shot, but Chris knew if he could beat the Crips in the annual Rockettes competition, the turf war would be over before he’d have to fight a man. The Bloods could never see him cry if that happened. NEVER.

Because calling a black district attorney racist for having the nerve to make him complete the community service he falsified instead of throwing him in jail, Chris Brown is now dropping hints that he’s a member of the Bloods and threatening Jay-Z with his new friends. TMZ reports:

Another brilliant move by Chris Brown — the singer has affiliated himself with a dangerous street gang in L.A. called the Pirus (a subset of the Bloods) … and he’s bragging about it all the way to Hawaii.
Sources tell TMZ, Brown was in Honolulu Thursday, where he hired a guide to take him and his entourage around to places where they could legally spray paint.
Keeping it “legal” was responsible, but then Brown tagged up his signature monster artwork with the phrase “Fruits Piru,” an apparent reference to the Fruit Town Piru gang … next to the phrase, “F*** police.”
Brown’s even been claiming Piru on Twitter. He’s gotten so cocky, he called out Jay Z for not letting Beyonce collaborate with him, and bragging he’s not worried about Mr. Z because he’s got Blood ties.

Don’t think I don’t know what’s going on here. This is all part of some effort to make me think that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t such a bad thing that George Zimmerman shot Trayvon Martin which is never going to happen. However, that being said, good hustle. I could really tell you wanted it this time.

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  1. Somewhere in this story is a tasteless joke about Chris Brown trying to turn Rihanna into a crip. But I’m not going to make it. I have some class.

  2. A rapper AND a gang member?
    Doesn’t a drive by shooting seem fairly inevitable? I fail to see how this is a bad thing.

    • EricLR

      Unfortunately, an innocent bystander could get hit.

      Yet another reason why the criminal justice system are fools to keep turning down my proposal to give gang-bangers marksmanship training
      .

  3. i hope you didnt pay for those 23 pics of this douchebag.
    cant imagine why anyone would click through a chris brown pic gallery.

  4. So he’s officially a fruit now? I mean, I had always suspected, but it’s nice to get it in writing.

  5. Really....?

    Dear god, this is why we refuse to believe in you. You know what you have to do. Love, the atheists.

    • Its God, idiot. Not “god”…. Even if you don’t believe in Him, use capitol letters at the beginning of a name….

      Love, random nondenominational Christian.

      • I will now officially break my habit of capitalizing god because of this comment.

      • Well you certainly made an argument that Christians are kind, loving and tolerant people Bootiemang.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        I read Bootie’s post as completely sarcastic.

      • M.

        Boogie many, with all due respect, it is not uncommon for an atheist to write ‘God’ with a lowercase ‘g’ (regardless of the placement within the sentence). There are exceptions to basic grammar rules. Here is a classic example: During the 1930s, students in the United States were told to NEVER capatilize the word ‘nazi/nazism’. If the sentence started with either word, the rule still applied. “nazism should not be capatilized.” vs. “Nazism should not be capatilized”. The first sentence is correct. I am not a grammar expert. I use commas far too much. This comment is riddled in errors. As I previously stated, there are expections to the capatilization rule and it is not uncommon for someone (especially an atheist) to disrespect the word God.

        Disclaimer: I do not believe in God, but I capatilize the word.

        Thank you.

  6. Deacon Jones

    Is he pooping in his hand and getting ready to throw it at the people through the cage bars?

  7. Trex

    I’m not even trying to be snarky here; his face makes him look like a varmint of some sort. His malnourished body makes him look like a varmint that has led a difficult life, scrounging around the corners of alleyways for scraps of garbage and such, nervous, twitchy, ready to scurry away if startled.

  8. Chris Brown Shirtless Rehearsing For Show
    Beer Baron
    Commented on this photo:

    IF, and that’s a HUGE if, he’s claiming Piru Bloods and has any connections to the bloods, he wouldn’t be wearing blue nikes. That’s the Crips’ color, you dumb-dumb. No self respecting Blood associate would ever be wearing blue. That’s a straight up disrespect to the Bloods. Even I know that, and I’m white.

    He’s goin’ get got.

    • JC

      I was wondering about that. Falsely claiming gang membership and/or talking too much about gang membership in the national media seems like a good way to get killed. I suspect gangs are probably more serious about sentencing and punishment than the California justice system.

      • Doesn’t being in gang(s) such as this mean meaning anonymous? That is why they have signals and markings that identify each other…

        Looks like another Biggie Smalls and Tupac happening is on the way with this one.

        *Crosses fingers*

    • Living in LA, you learn where not to wear red or blue. Even if you never ever have to set foot in those areas. This guy should really get punched in the taint.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      Am I to take it the Bloods would like to massacre the Dodgers?

  9. Ha ha ha, he’s a Bood now, that is rich. Doesn’t that little midget turd Lil Wayne claim he is a Blood too? No one is buying their little studio gangsta lies.

  10. Chris Brown Shirtless Rehearsing For Show
    Tiggles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Juss so y’all know – I’m a fruit!”
    “WE KNOW!!”

  11. Chris Brown Shirtless Rehearsing For Show
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what he looked like when that producer he blew nutted in his mouth without warning him first.

    Dat’s Gangsta.

  12. Chris Brown Shirtless Rehearsing For Show
    Commented on this photo:

    Demonstrating here how you get “jumped in” to a Fruit Town gang.

  13. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Somehow I see him as a member of the Bitch-Slap Club more than anything else.

    Drive-by shooting, using machine guns, in 5,4,3,2….

  14. First Suge Knight and now Chris Brown. I gotta say the Piru Bloods recruiting efforts are not trending upwards. Instead of getting beat in or having to kill someone for membership, now you just have to drink a triple espresso at Starbucks with no flavor shots.

  15. stinkfinger

    Anyone else see these photos and think of the “you got served” episode of South Park? Just saying.

  16. Deacon Jones

    Now that I think about it, its fitting that the gang he is claiming he is in is called “Fruit Town”.

    What does one have to do for initiation? Blow as many DL gangsta thugs as you can in 20 minutes.

    “Ah gonna make dis dick nut, boi!”

  17. Chris Brown Shirtless Rehearsing For Show
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pffffffffffffffffft”

  18. Mitch Haase

    Typical negro behavior. Hope a homie does a drive by on his sorry black ass.

  19. “He hired a guide to take him and his entourage around to places where they could legally spray paint.” Ooh, tough. We do the same thing in my gang, the Socks-n-Sandals of Orderly Fellows Home Depot Nation.

  20. whatever

    The secret to membership in that violent gang is beating up your girlfriend so bad she nearly dies, and having the pictures and criminal conviction to prove it. You’re a wonderful man, Chris. Every womans dream. Every mans envy. We should all be so bold we could get into gangs like yours man. Keep up the good work.

  21. Chris Brown Shirtless Rehearsing For Show
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey-ey y’all! You just got to know I joined the Fruit gang! That’s right, got jumped in by Fruit of the Looms! From the apple bottoms of death-row prisoners to the grapey scrotums of Asian ladyboys, your boy Chris is tight with the tighty-whities!! Piece-out!!

  22. Jenn

    I really thought that said Fruit Prius. I laughed but actually, a hybrid with apples and bananas painted on it would still be an improvement over that douchemobile he’s driving now.

  23. right

    It’s well known he’s a fruit. Been suckin D for years.

  24. Some say it’s over compensation because he’s been caught in compromising situations with men, but he still does a mean two step and that scares the Crip Nation during dance offs in South Central. Some say Chris is a ringer brought in just for competitions, others say it’s a suicidal death wish to be shot in the head and left in the gutters of Compton.

    We shall see…

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