Chris Brown’s Kid Is Too Cute To Have Chris Brown For A Dad

Before everyone realizes my headline basically implies ugly babies deserve terrible fathers, let’s stay focused on the awful fact that Chris Brown is a father and actively interacts with his child. I can always rewrite my headline – Which I won’t because it’s Friday. How dare you?! – but poor Royalty’s not going back inside her mom’s vagina. I got estimates. So here she is posing with Chris Brown on Instagram (Adorably, I’ll admit.) while he calls her his “twin.” Presumably because babies bite and he bit Rihanna while beating her in his car then leaving her for dead. What were you going to say? Because of their clothes? HA! You naive fool…

God has blessed me with my twin. #ROYALTY

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