Chris Brown’s Charges Dropped To A Misdemeanor Because He’s Just Like Trayvon

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2013

There are white people who think Joe Paterno did enough. There are white people who think Joe Paterno did enough. There are white people who think Joe Paterno did enough…

Back in August, Chris Brown claimed he was the victim of a racist justice system that dared penalize him for all the community service he faked. After that, he went on to compare himself to Trayvon Martin because he can’t catch a break for that one time he smashed the shit out of Rihanna‘s face then bit her about the face and neck. And now that he’s been arrested for assaulting a man in Washington, D.C., surely Chris Brown is going to be tossed back upon the gears of a legal system that’s stacked against him. People reports:

The charges were reduced Monday afternoon to simple assault. Brown, 24, and Christopher Hollosy, who had spent the previous 36 hours in jail, were freed without bail.

See? His charges were immediately dropped to a misdemeanor letting him walk around free and alive just like Trayvon. They’re practically twins!

NOTE: I’m not even going to pretend Chris Brown’s probation will be revoked because California. He’d literally have to murder a blonde hair, blue-eyed toddler that looks like JonBenĂ©t Ramsey directly in front of a judge, and even then, that child’s last name better be Gates or Buffet for it to be a long shot. At best.

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