Chris Brown Got Arrested For Assault With A Deadly Weapon
Earlier this afternoon after posting a series of Instagram videos about elephant farts, Chris Brown threw a bag full of guns and drugs and yelled “Come and get me,” at the cops surrounding his house after he allegedly threatened a woman with a gun. So naturally this hardass motherfucker went down swinging, and by swinging I mean patiently waited for his lawyer to show up before politely talking to the police and letting them arrest him without incident. TMZ reports:
Chris Brown has been arrested for assault with a deadly weapon … a felony.
TMZ broke the story … Brown allegedly pulled a gun on a guest at his home early Tuesday morning after an argument … she claims over jewelry.
Brown will be taken to the police station for processing.
Of course, the biggest question on everyone’s mind is how the fuck can regular black folks get this kind of treatment from the cops? Because I’m pretty sure most of them would’ve been shot 37 times in the face before the 911 call was even over, let alone be left alive long enough to throw bags of guns around. That’s how the National Guard gets called. Are you nuts?