For those of you who enjoyed the Chloe Sevigny bikini photos, you’re going to want to stop reading and go grab a coffee. For those of you who saw them and demanded unholy vengeance, you’re going to want to scoot up for this. Here’s Chloe and Jersey Shore star Pauly D at a Knicks game Wednesday night making them the most random couple I’ve ever seen in my life, and I once saw Lou Ferrigno bang a dolphin. I just assumed Chloe only dates weird, artsy heroin addicts who trick her into blowing them on camera, while Pauly swims around The Situation‘s balls catching whoever sloughs off. Then again, they could both just be whores and MTV paid them to be seen together to promote last night’s episode. Regardless, I’ve put way too much thought into something I already know the ending to: Antibiotics.
Moving on…
Photos: Splash News
Ooooh, I thought he was with Jodie Foster from when she was in The Bad News Bears. I was like, how did they do that, man? Time warp, dude.
She looks like a fucking dude.
i’d hit it, and i’d hit it hard….Pauly D, that is
He looks like a Dick Tracy villian. You know the one . . .
why is she smiling at her pimp?
Chloe is obviously getting ready to film the sequel to the Brown Bunny later that night with Pauly D.
No they are not together, because he is to busy sucking the gay situation’s dick or the other way around.
They both look like guys I went to high school with 20 years ago.
I now understand the concept of suicide bombing.
Of course, the “guido point” photo.
So THIS is the cause for all those birds to implode…
See, guys?, there´s a perfectly logical explanation for everything!
Oh, the humanity…
I see her role in Kids has become reality…
She has a face like a box of smashed frogs.
Really…in reality she can’t & shouldn’t be w/anyone too much better than Pauly D. Her whole career was a fluke. She was discovered when that much older skeevy author (McInearny?) who once dated Lisa Druck (Rielle Hunter), noticed her on a NY street and wrote an article about her in I think, NY Magazine. Total fluke. How many attractive women get hit on all the time in NY by these types. The only problem is they reminded me of that older cousin that tried to molest my brother and I so they always got cigarette smoke blown in their face a/I uttered “Beat it, freak.”
Also that she blew that moron in Brown Bunny a/she was already recognized for actually being talented. Whaa?
HAHAHA! Damn, girl, you get you some.
when you’re making money you choose for blondes!!
…Lost Hanson brother…?
Pauly D is a douchebag.
fuck off muppet.
I would love to set my drink down on his head. It’s flat, like a table.
Think about it: Chloe looks like a man, and Pauly D could actually be a somewhat pretty girl, if you picture him with long hair. Best tranny couple. Ever.
oh my christ what is WRONG WITH THAT MAN’S HAIR????
(sorry guys, I don’t watch Jersey Shore. Hopefully I’ll never have to.)
Shitty hairdo this guy has. Damn he looks stupid. Shave, baby SHAVE!
His hair helmet would destroy your hand.
i think he’s wearing more make up than she is……. why do we care about this eraser head anyway???
WHY SO SERIOUS ….ERASERHEAD?
SHE’S WATCHING THE GAME….HE IS LOOKING TO SEE WHO IS TAKING HIS PICTURE………WHAT A TOOL!!!!!
He does seem like more of a dog than cat person.