Cheryl Burke Thinks Bikinis Make You Fly (They Do.) and Other News

- Twilight is required reading at Ohio State University now. *dials up France* I’m moving in. [Uproxx]

- Jane Velez-Mitchell believes homosexuality is God’s morning after pill. [Popeater]

- Diddy gave his son a Mercedes limo for making the honor roll. — That sounds about right. [Dlisted]

- Ellen DeGeneres is the puppet-master. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aubrey O’Day thinks this iPhone is her tits. [HollywoodTuna]

- Dave Chappelle shouldn’t have turned down that deal from Comedy Central. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Lopez makes Charlie Sheen look like an investment banker. [TooFab]

- Bill O’Reilly will make you believe. [BuzzFeed]

- Mel Gibson is just running out of excuses now. [IDLYITW]

- Conan O’Brien truly is a hero. [Starpulse]

- Scratch that. Tracy Morgan is. [Bossip]

- Julianne Hough has healthy bones. [Just Jared]

- Rachel Bilson does not. [Popoholic]

- The search for where porn soundtracks come from is officially over. [theCHIVE]

- 100 Greatest Super Bowl Commercials [Bleacher Report]

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