Cheryl Burke Thinks Bikinis Make You Fly (They Do.) and Other News

February 3rd, 2011 // 42 Comments

- Twilight is required reading at Ohio State University now. *dials up France* I’m moving in. [Uproxx]

- Jane Velez-Mitchell believes homosexuality is God’s morning after pill. [Popeater]

- Diddy gave his son a Mercedes limo for making the honor roll. — That sounds about right. [Dlisted]

- Ellen DeGeneres is the puppet-master. [Lainey Gossip]

- Aubrey O’Day thinks this iPhone is her tits. [HollywoodTuna]

- Dave Chappelle shouldn’t have turned down that deal from Comedy Central. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Lopez makes Charlie Sheen look like an investment banker. [TooFab]

- Bill O’Reilly will make you believe. [BuzzFeed]

- Mel Gibson is just running out of excuses now. [IDLYITW]

- Conan O’Brien truly is a hero. [Starpulse]

- Scratch that. Tracy Morgan is. [Bossip]

- Julianne Hough has healthy bones. [Just Jared]

- Rachel Bilson does not. [Popoholic]

- The search for where porn soundtracks come from is officially over. [theCHIVE]

- 100 Greatest Super Bowl Commercials [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Cardinal Fang

    This little chunk of love is starting to grow on me…among other things.

  2. Eric

    Thank you. Now I have a picture of her in the perfect doggie fuck position.

  3. well one reason to masterubate er watch Dancing with the stars.

  4. DKNY

    So does that mean she’s wearing a burkini?

  5. This is Truth

    She is delicious!

  6. s'up bitches

    You ain’t the flying nun, dipstick. Flying Clydesdale, perhaps, but definitely not nun.

  7. Bucky Barnes

    After looking at pic 2 I think I’d like to have sex with her navel.

  8. Sen

    This fattie isn’t staying on the top all night I hope…

  9. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    Dorf
    Commented on this photo:

    Does this pudgy, average-looking girl shit gold bricks or something? What am I missing?

  10. welldoneson

    She is, indeed, fly.

  11. Sodomite

    Bitch could kick-start a cruise ship.

  12. joe

    Thunder thighs.

  13. Doozybot

    I gotta say, Bill O’Reilly more or less summed up my reason for choosing deism as my uh, “vague theistic philosophy” (it’s not much of a religion). I do believe the order in the universe and the intricacies of life suggest some higher intelligent design, possibly, and I’m reluctant to just chalk it up to coincidence. But he was a smug dick about it, and it’s kind of a huge leap to use that as your argument that everything in the bible is true.

    • s'up bitches

      Bill O’Reilly is fake as fuck. He is just a third rate journalist (from Extra, by the way) that got on to the Fox band wagon early on, and will swing whichever way his audience does. How the fuck anybody can respect an asshole like that is beyond me. He can be as smug as he wants. He is still a joke to over 50 % of the US, and, in ten years, when most of his shit bag audience has finally done humanity a favor and died off of old age, he won’t have anyone listening to his bullshit.

    • Pat C

      I can’t really take listening to that stuff. But is Bill making the point that the more ignorant you are, the more reason why you should believe in God?

      Four year olds don’t know where the presents come from, so it’s understood why they believe in Santa Claus. But just because they don’t know any better is no reason to accept their belief as the truth.

      • Doozybot

        I’m sort of a middle ground between atheist and Christian, so I’m going to kind of project my thought process onto Bill to help you understand where he comes from. I’m gonna struggle through some concepts that are difficult for me to articulate, so it may come across as an incoherent mess.

        I’m sure Bill O’Reilly knows that there are perfectly logical explanations for why there is life on Earth and not elsewhere, why we have a moon and how our solar system came to possess a sun. Well, I guess I can’t be sure that he does, but I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt. Bill’s point is that while we have theories about the origin of the universe and everything in it, we have no way of knowing what came before. Atheists don’t seem to give that much thought. They have answers for everything back to a certain point in time, the beginning of time, in fact, at which point they appear content to believe that things just happened, the conditions were right for the formation of a universe, and planets, and later, life.

        From a certain frame of mind, that seems ridiculous. The Earth has this wonderful balance of systems and equilibriums, human beings are like these complex machines of flesh, and yet they also have emotions and their lives are just beautiful, and it seems so unlikely that any of it happened coincidentally. Atheists and Christians can agree with this, but many Atheists argue that the universe before life was meaningless, that simple naturally occurring processes grew in complexity to create us and now we exist to give it beauty and meaning where there was none, and they deny any intelligent design in whatever spark that began the machinations which led to life. Some people just feel that if you go back to before the Big Bang, when existence is so bare that we can’t even conceive it, the possibility that some deity caused the universe to come into being seems just as likely as the idea that, well, it just happened. Nobody really knows for sure, not even Atheists.

        This is where the Deist point of view stops. We simply believe that there’s more to consider than what we know for a fact, that perhaps we are a part of a plan that we have no way of understanding. Perhaps someday we will have advanced enough to know exactly why the universe was formed and then it will be clear. Where Christians differ is that they turn to their own deity for answers, we simply accept that one may exist. But that’s what Bill O’Reilly was talking about when he said that it takes more faith to be an atheist than to believe in a deity.

  14. porkens

    My little X-Wing would not have a problem staying on target in destroying her exhaust port.

  15. I have no idea who Cheryl Burke is. Honestly. But she’s a hippy little thing, and looks somewhat Jewish so I AM IN LOVE… :D

  16. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    jim eh
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s fuckin gorgeous

  17. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    cute bathing suit. that is my “say something nice”.

  18. love this girl..attractive without being slutty. rich, and probably worth fucking and talking to.

  19. lori

    Twilight as required reading in grade school would be bad enough. But college??!! I’m with you. France, here I come.

  20. Blech

    Um, who is Cheryl Burke?

  21. JillC

    http://tinypic.com/r/29ft1kg/7

    The most boner sinking “celeb” look alikes ever. Danielle Staub and Danielle from Jersey Shore

  22. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    LouieJ
    Commented on this photo:

    With a body like that, does it matter that she has no boobs?

  23. mark

    My, she’s beautiful!

  24. Rico

    Really pretty girl but how fat would she be if she wasn’t dancing her ass off everyday?

  25. wim

    well, this makes NO difference at all.
    …………SHE ALREADY LOST “the game”!!

  26. Rough is part of a plan, you can not comprehend

    hahaha Bill’s demeanor and snappy explanation to the clueless “pinheads” has got to be the best during the news yesterday. While, Mel’s not going for the officer’s gun if he wanted to end it all or Diddy’s kid who apparently came out of the womb fully characterized and took his first few steps right after the slap on the bottom from the doc, both took the second prize.

  27. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    i bet she’s fun in the sack.

  28. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    pankake
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice face, nice legs,nice tang,nice chest but flat azz what happened there?
    real pancake.

  29. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    Ned
    Commented on this photo:

    She is freakin’ gorgeous (and she knows it!).
    I would LOVE to urinate on her.

  30. Marco

    She just needs some bolt-ons to balance out those hips and I’d be in love.

  31. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Love those hips.

  32. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    I'm on my Period.
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

  33. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    Bud
    Commented on this photo:

    Now, that is what a natural healthy body looks like!

  34. Nancy

    Nothing special about her at all. There are millions of girls that look way hotter than her. What’s up with that belly button? Yuck!

  35. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    elde
    Commented on this photo:

    flat

  36. Cheryl Burke Bikini
    Mordred
    Commented on this photo:

    What a georgeous bikini and she has the body for it. Sexy, Sexy, Sexy.

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