Hey, Did You Guys Know Chelsea Handler Has Breasts? Topless Breasts?
It’s been an entire month since Chelsea Handler last put her topless breasts on the Internet, and yet somehow the earth continue to revolve around the sun as crops grew and life persevered. But she’s back now, only this time she’s wearing Star of David pasties while on top of a camel and trying to start another terrorist attack or something. Who the fuck knows at this point?
A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can’t live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And, You don’t even have to be topless. L’chaim
I love topless breasts as much as the next lonely pervert on the Internet, but call me when Chelsea Handler quits pussyfooting around and shaves her pubic hair to look like the Prophet Muhammad. Wake me up when that happens. Or she starts showing nip again. I’ll look at them. I have no willpower.