I know Charlotte Church is pregnant, but this is pushing the limits of human comprehension. If she puts on any more weight my brain won’t even register that she’s a person anymore. It’ll just be, “Hey, why is that car wearing a bikini?”
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deborah | April 10, 2007 at 12:24 pm
first??
veggi | April 10, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Don’t worry. Joe will like seeing your tits after prison.
veggi | April 10, 2007 at 12:25 pm
and who cares. She sings Opera. Opera singers are fat. But really really really BAD top! What’s with the shitty bathing suits lately?
rustytrawler | April 10, 2007 at 12:26 pm
who the fuck?
deborah | April 10, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Damn I miss pregnant Britney…now that was some fun!
4x8x15x16x23x42 | April 10, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Beach Whale!
Rachelraquel | April 10, 2007 at 12:29 pm
she looks less preggo and more fat.
When my friends were pregnant, they just got it in their tummies. I know some people are different, but oh my goodness, her’s is less in her stomach area than anywhere else!
But are we forgetting to make fun of her corn rows?
danielle | April 10, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Her bathing suit manages to make her boobs look as spread out and flat as possible(something every woman wants). She used to be so pretty, but yeah she looks more fat than pregnant.
Ezekiel Rage | April 10, 2007 at 12:32 pm
who is she and why should I care?
HollyJ | April 10, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Norway and Japan are the only two countries in the world that gleefully whale all they want in the face of international bans. Hopefully, this photo was taken on one of their beaches…right before the ship showed up.
NicotineEyePatch | April 10, 2007 at 12:35 pm
It’s her job to sing. She knows what she looks like in that two-piece, and she doesn’t give a shit. Therefore, neither do I.
Conky | April 10, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Who is this fatty and why should I care?
Seriously, enough fat chicks already.
DrPhowstus | April 10, 2007 at 12:35 pm
So I’m assuming she now qualifies as one of Kate Moss’s friends?
whitegold | April 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm
a) I may be wrong, but wasn’t she that tiny little teenage singer? How the fuck did she end up looking like this?
b) Again, I may be wrong, but isn’t she a teenage singer? This girl can’t be much more than 20? How’d she get pregnant? Lemme guess, her pervy 40 year old director started dating her?
c) What’s happening with her is not pregnant fat, that’s just regular old fat! You can’t even tell she’s pregnant her, she’s just one big fat chick. Granted, not nearly as bad as Kate Moss’ friends!
TurdFerguson | April 10, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Who the hell is this person?
ivve | April 10, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I know she’s pregnant, but you’re really not supposed to put on more than about 35 pounds total during a pregnancy. She’s not even showing yet, and it looks like she’s already edging up on that 35lb mark.
zan-x | April 10, 2007 at 12:39 pm
“Even god cant change the past…” He sure wont be able to do anything about those saggies of yours char..
HollyJ | April 10, 2007 at 12:40 pm
If we opened her up and used our nails to scrape all the excess yellowy fat from around her organs and under her skin, I bet we could collectively fill a 5gallon bucket, at least.
Of course, when we sewed her back up, her skin would be too big for her, and she’d look like an albino sharpei puppy.
RTH | April 10, 2007 at 12:40 pm
When pregnant, I understand eating for 2 or whatever… but not 30. Jesus… Fatty Fat Fatterson.
She’ll be frolicking on the beach in a tarp next week.
veggi | April 10, 2007 at 12:42 pm
turdferguson, does your real name start with an M?
rrd | April 10, 2007 at 12:43 pm
THAT is not baby fat. Unless the baby is in her thighs!
woodhorse | April 10, 2007 at 12:45 pm
#13 not unless she masturbates in public. It’s Kate’s requirement, apparently.
kamihi | April 10, 2007 at 12:45 pm
WTF is going on with this damn site, another British celeb?? Jordan, Victoria Beckham and now Charlotte Church if I wanted to read about these people I’d buy a British tabloid. I want AMerican trashy celebs not the ones in my own backyard.
rrd | April 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm
And it’s not eating for two. It’s eating for 1.2. I only gained 27 pounds!
veggi | April 10, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Kate Moss Blows. Up. Girls. into. baloons.
woodhorse | April 10, 2007 at 12:48 pm
#18 How many “hobbies” do you have? and are they all illegal?
YoungOne | April 10, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Isn’t Brittney smiling ear to ear over spilled semen on her shirt or hasn’t Jenna lost some more weight or sumtin? This just does not qualify as news….who the fuck is she anyways?
ManScript | April 10, 2007 at 12:49 pm
First?! Am I first?!?!
rrd | April 10, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Kate Moss masturbates in public?
TurdFerguson | April 10, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Well, yes. Yes it does. Sure.
zan-x | April 10, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Shes like a giant Wotsit.
td | April 10, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Wow I just Googled small, medium, then large pictures of Charlotte Church. That’s a lot of gd bon bons and ice cream she’s eating.
HollyJ | April 10, 2007 at 12:54 pm
26 – not in Guantanamo Bay =X
KatieKates | April 10, 2007 at 12:55 pm
She is 21, certainly old enough to have a kid. but damn, this chick looks way more than just pregnant. Actually, she doesn’t even look pregnant. She just looks to be a lard ass.
People who sing opera should be banned from sunbathing.
HollyJ | April 10, 2007 at 12:55 pm
30, your real name is MurdFerguson??
HollyJ | April 10, 2007 at 12:58 pm
My cat smells suspiciously like popcorn. Do you suppose she’s been cheating on me with another lap?
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 10, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Jeeebus Christ Fish is this fatgirl day??
kamihi | April 10, 2007 at 12:59 pm
shes way fatter than me so I love her very much.
TurdFerguson | April 10, 2007 at 1:00 pm
It’s MRS. Turd Ferguson. Jeez.
KatieKates | April 10, 2007 at 1:01 pm
This little wench sounds like a total turd. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlotte_Church Can you believe she has her own reality show in Wales? Who would want to watch this washed-up bitch on tv?
TV must suck in Wales.
Mizcora | April 10, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Um, I’ve been pregnant twice. I don’t remember looking like Shamu when I was pregnant. That isn’t pregnancy fat on her, that is fat fat. She needs to stop eating junk and start exercising. She’s nasty.
suzy | April 10, 2007 at 1:03 pm
LARRY BIRKHEAD IS THE DAD!!!!
and charlotte is suppose to be 4 months pregnant
and this is old news.. i saw this picture a couple days ago
p-britty | April 10, 2007 at 1:03 pm
IN OTHER NEWS…. Larry Birkhead has been found to be the father of Anna Nicole’s baby!
lambman | April 10, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Charlotte Church hasn’t sang opera in years. She’s a pop star in the UK, and a tabloid fixture….much like Lindsay and Britney are in the US. She’s pretty much known for partying and getting boozed up in public, but now she’s gotten pregnant by her Beckham wannabe metrosexual boyfriend
NoSHIT? | April 10, 2007 at 1:04 pm
1.) Who is this?
2.)Wtf is wrong with her bikini(is that the right word for that?)
3.)Make her go away ASAP!!
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 10, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Holy fuck Birkhead IS the daddy!!!!
hoobastinker | April 10, 2007 at 1:09 pm
So she is a little heavy, just a little more cushion for the pushin. I would hit that young cooter hard.
There's a Surprise Inside | April 10, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Larry Birkhead is the father of Dannielynn!!
AreYouSerious?!?! | April 10, 2007 at 1:16 pm
ok larrys ben the dad for like 15 minutes! where is the new post?!@
HollyJ | April 10, 2007 at 1:17 pm
almost 2 wks ago Entertainment Tonight hinted (from a ‘leak’) that Birkhead was the sperminator .. I’m glad tho – I hate that lawyer