I know Charlotte Church is pregnant, but this is pushing the limits of human comprehension. If she puts on any more weight my brain won’t even register that she’s a person anymore. It’ll just be, “Hey, why is that car wearing a bikini?”
Don’t worry. Joe will like seeing your tits after prison.
and who cares. She sings Opera. Opera singers are fat. But really really really BAD top! What’s with the shitty bathing suits lately?
Don’t be jealous of such a perfect woman: Taken in Thailand, 2007: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Charlotte-Church/111280878949973
who the fuck?
Damn I miss pregnant Britney…now that was some fun!
she looks less preggo and more fat.
When my friends were pregnant, they just got it in their tummies. I know some people are different, but oh my goodness, her’s is less in her stomach area than anywhere else!
But are we forgetting to make fun of her corn rows?
Her bathing suit manages to make her boobs look as spread out and flat as possible(something every woman wants). She used to be so pretty, but yeah she looks more fat than pregnant.
who is she and why should I care?
Norway and Japan are the only two countries in the world that gleefully whale all they want in the face of international bans. Hopefully, this photo was taken on one of their beaches…right before the ship showed up.
It’s her job to sing. She knows what she looks like in that two-piece, and she doesn’t give a shit. Therefore, neither do I.
Who is this fatty and why should I care?
Seriously, enough fat chicks already.
So I’m assuming she now qualifies as one of Kate Moss’s friends?
a) I may be wrong, but wasn’t she that tiny little teenage singer? How the fuck did she end up looking like this?
b) Again, I may be wrong, but isn’t she a teenage singer? This girl can’t be much more than 20? How’d she get pregnant? Lemme guess, her pervy 40 year old director started dating her?
c) What’s happening with her is not pregnant fat, that’s just regular old fat! You can’t even tell she’s pregnant her, she’s just one big fat chick. Granted, not nearly as bad as Kate Moss’ friends!
Who the hell is this person?
I know she’s pregnant, but you’re really not supposed to put on more than about 35 pounds total during a pregnancy. She’s not even showing yet, and it looks like she’s already edging up on that 35lb mark.
“Even god cant change the past…” He sure wont be able to do anything about those saggies of yours char..
If we opened her up and used our nails to scrape all the excess yellowy fat from around her organs and under her skin, I bet we could collectively fill a 5gallon bucket, at least.
Of course, when we sewed her back up, her skin would be too big for her, and she’d look like an albino sharpei puppy.
When pregnant, I understand eating for 2 or whatever… but not 30. Jesus… Fatty Fat Fatterson.
She’ll be frolicking on the beach in a tarp next week.
turdferguson, does your real name start with an M?
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