Charlize Theron not a Bond girl

Superficial / December 20, 2005

*charlize_theron_thumb2.jpgThe new James Bond film is facing a girl crisis after actress Charlize Theron turned down a role in Casino Royale. The way I see it, It’s only a matter of time before their successive failures in casting the Bond girl role lead them to cast Ricky Martin as a Bond boy in Brokeback Royale: Shaken, not Stirred.

Theron is the latest actress to refuse the chance, following Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson and Kimberley Davies, reports The Sun. The Bond producers have only a month left to finalise the female lead of the film, as its release date is in the fall of 2006.

I haven’t seen a James Bond film since somewhere around the dawn of color tv, but I’m guessing that the reason they’ve had so much trouble finding a Bond girl is that the new Bond guy, Daniel Craig, looks like a cross between James Woods and my testicles. He better be a terrific actor, because right now I have a hard time believing he’d be able to seduce the fat russian chick working third-shift at the local 7-11, let alone a supermodel.