Charlize Theron Banged Seth MacFarlane Because Of This Movie

January 30th, 2014 // 21 Comments
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About a year ago, before her vagina was in the disarmament business, Charlize Theron had a brief fling with Seth MacFarlane while they were working on the western comedy A Million Ways To Die In The West. A movie literally everyone forgot about until the Red Band trailer hit today, so while you watch that (above), I’ll be acting as Seth MacFarlaney as possible to lure Charlize in. *polishes veneers, masturbates to Simon & Simon box set* Ohmygod, you guys, she’s already calling! Alright, be cool, be cool. *picks up phone* Oh, hey, Charlize. Remember Small Wonder? What do you think ever happened to that little robot girl? Do you think she’s all rusted up somewhere in a shed, or do you think she become one of those sex robots from Japan? I bet it’s one of those sex robots. (Nailed it.)

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  1. Lord Helmet

    I officially love this movie!

  2. brick

    I really did laugh out loud a couple of times. Yep. I did. No fucking shit I did!

  3. Jade

    That looks stupidly hilarious and fun. I especially liked the Sarah Silverman scene.

  4. For your academy award consideration….
    hate to break rank guys, but that movie looks SO bad. Epic Movie bad. Seth McFarlane has really made a zillion dollars by perpetually remaining in fourth grade. That movie looks…immature. And this is coming from a guy who thinks farts are funny, but not screenworthy funny.

    • Jade

      I don’t think that anyone watching this movie is expecting deep intellectual content. They’re expecting laughs, and it seems it will deliver.

    • Hate to break this to you, but EVERYBODY thinks farts are funny. It’s a known scientific fact that, if you do not find farts funny, you’re technically dead.

      You’re not special, is what I’m saying.

  5. Cock Dr

    I’m not really familiar with Mr MacFarlane except for one noteworthy act. IMO this act justifies a dip or 3 into a gorgeous Academy Award winning actress.
    http://www.loc.gov/today/pr/2013/13-200.html

  6. I kept expecting to see a Mel Brooks cameo.

  7. NutSlut

    The movie looks like shit, but I do believe I saw Neil Patrick Harris with a giant handlebar moustache. Fuckin’ sold.

  8. Bonky

    Seth should stick to voice work and his hopeless dream of
    reviving “big bands” playing live in dinner theaters.

  9. TED was shit and this looks equally unfunny.

  10. anonymous

    Looks like someone saved some money by using Django’s old sets.

  11. Pete

    Two things you do solely because you need the money:

    1. Accept a job acting in a Seth McFarlane movie, and
    2. Bang Seth McFarlane.

    Poor Charlize must need a lot of money.

  12. All I can think of is this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xowMFnb9MxU

    The fact that Seth has him in a Western now has me officially sold,.

    Though the fact that he is Liam Neeson pretty much already had me sold/

  13. It is good to see Mr. Belding working so soon after Saved by the Bell.

  14. Chris

    Charlize nose looks like a pork nose. She’s clearly had a nose job…gone bad.

  15. mx3

    guys comment like this on every single thread about girls so i dont mind saying,
    i would fuck the shit out of seth macfarlane.

  16. Yoda

    It will FLOP. Seth= annoying and Jewish by the way.

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