Charlie Sheen’s House Raided After ‘Anonymous Tip’

March 11th, 2011 // 44 Comments

Last night, the LAPD conducted a raid on Charlie Sheen‘s house after receiving a call that he was going to harm himself with a gun and apparently he’s not even allowed to possess firearms per the temporary restraining order filed by Brooke Mueller. Long story short, the police ended up confiscating an antique gun along with some bullets without arresting Charlie who spent the entire time eating burgers and Twittering:

#fastball: all good here on homefront. all reports are false. I’ll explain more very soon. #Dogspeed c
#fastball; the LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!! c
#fastball; 101 and on the black. 50 cops in my home. they all left. I’m still here. WINNING? 24/7 c

While this turned out to be a non-event, the more interesting question is who called in to say Charlie was going to shoot himself? He just wrapped up a custody deal with Brooke so the two could avoid court today, but it’s not like he has more kids out there. Oh, wait. Via TMZ:

Sam’s birthday was yesterday … and we’re told Denise was steadfast — she was not going to let Charlie into her house to see the children because of Charlie’s craziness. Turns out that wasn’t a problem, because Charlie never came. He called in the evening to wish Sam a happy birthday, but that was it.
But now Charlie wants to have a big party at his house this weekend, celebrating Sam’s birthday, and inviting all her friends. We’re told Denise is scoffing at the invitation and says Sam isn’t going, nor are any of her friends

Can you really blame Denise Richards if she rolled the dice here? She’s a scared mother trying to protect her kids, and the odds that a police raid at Charlie Sheen’s house would result in an entire jacuzzi packed with blow being carted out were pretty high. I’m still trying to wrap my mind around how that didn’t happen, but I’m sure it has absolutely nothing to do with his lawyer already being there as the cops launched a “surprise” raid and his innocent-looking assistant fleeing the scene. Clearly wizardry was afoot at Castle Vagina.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. MrCool

    first :)

    • cathy

      Leave Charlie alone. I like him, I dont like his ex Denise Richards, she is so 2faced. Went with her best friends husband and broke up their marriage. She is also ugly. Charlie may do things people dont like but at least hes honest and dont hide it. Keep hanging in there Charlie. You have my support and prayers.

      • Brooke

        Haha Cathy that is hilarious…Leave Charlie alone, ha ha…Denise Richards isn’t a drug addict nor a porn star so in my opinion I don’t care how many marriages she’s broke up, she’s clearly the better parent in this situation. Seriously, can you honestly say you would let your kids around Charlie at this point. I really hope you say no and if you say yes, I pray you don’t have kids b/c you don’t need them. This really is no laughing matter or anything to be taken lightly. I know what it’s like to grow up with a drug addict for a father and his kids are getting to the age where they are gonna know. It’s sad, I wouldn’t wish this on anyone. He needs to get help and if losing his hit show didn’t persuade him to do it then maybe losing his kids will. I don’t blame Denise for not wanting her kids around him or his paid hookers. When someone is on this amount of speed they don’t know what they are doing and those kids don’t need to be around him. And before anyone says he’s not on drugs, are you kidding me? Anyone that has ever had a loved one on any type of upper can tell you that he is clearly on them.

  2. Deacon Jones


    If I smoked that many cigarettes constantly I’d be fucking sick.

  3. JC

    I’m worried about that question mark after “WINNING?” in the last tweet. Is Sheen losing some of his warlock resolve? Is he starting to question his own batshit craziness?

    Eh, probably not.

  4. Hemingway

    Who’s the chick?

  5. collaborating ex-wife + cokehead != “scared mother”, even if there is a vagina and children involved. Get real.

  6. Cock Dr

    So Charlie wants to have a big kid’s B-day party at his house this weekend.
    Sounds innocent….what could go wrong?

  7. Charlie Sheen Assistant Rick Calamaro
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, Charlie looks worse than I thought!

  8. CB

    The only instance I’ve seen where “dodging a bullet” is actually NOT a happy ending.

  9. dirtydan

    If he actually goes through with this birthday party, he needs to think about the safety of the kids. Perhaps Tommy Lee could show up to keep an eye on the kids in the pool?

  10. Charlie Sheen Assistant Rick Calamaro
    Commented on this photo:

    Apothecary: “Such mortal drugs I have; but Mantua’s law
    Is death to any he that utters them.”

  11. Charlie Sheen Assistant Rick Calamaro
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    Enough. With. The GODDAMN HATS.

  12. cc

    The assistant looks like a pretty reputable fellow….not the sort you’d send out at 3am to find you some blow and a skank.

  13. The Critical Crassness

    Absolute proof how stupid the cops in California really are. If they had been smar,t they would have helped him load the damn gun and even given him instruction on exactly where to place it on his body to get the maximum impact from the bullet, thereby ending this drawn out train wreck’s death watch.

  14. fool

    “anonymous tip” ? So the cops have the internet now…..very cunning….

    • Get Real

      This has been an LAPD tactic for a very long time now. They pretend there is an anonymous tip in order to get a search warrant, even if that means completely inventing an imaginary crime that they know there is no chance of. They go where they want and do what they want to, and the screwed up Los Angeles courts NEVER object – even when their search warrant was patently fake.

  15. SIN

    So, he was not doing anything this “anonymous tip” said he was doing, but they still took his valuable antique, which just happens to have been a firearm.
    With the corrupt cops out there, you know he will never see that antique again. It will either be sold or end up in some cops gun collection.

    • Mike

      And Charile was happy they did it. That’s the police state we live in, the cops bust in without a warrant, on an anonymous tip, confiscate something that was probably not even a working weapon, and the homeowner, a crazy freak rants against everything and everyone, is so happy they are not taking him in he is kissing their ass on Twitter as they do it.

  16. slappy magoo

    When Charlie inevitably kills himself, will the proper honor be paid by hookers wearing their thongs only to the knees?

  17. Charlie Sheen Police Raid
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    Still with this guy?
    Christ, I miss Heidi & Spencer.

  18. I though Sheen was a little more “knifey” anyways.

  19. Star Droppings

    If he’s going to end it all, he should do it Clue-Style to keep it fun. The headlines will be all, “The hooker did it in the parlor with a candlestick.”

  20. LJ

    Oh, look Charley is now taking crazy on the road:

  21. An anonymous tip gets your house searched in California? Don’t worry about trying to remind me why I don’t live there…I just remembered.

  22. Aggie

    How jealous are the Kardashians of all the attention Charlie Sheen is getting? And they discovered Bree Olsen first! Hahahahahaha

  23. Charlie Sheen Assistant Rick Calamaro
    Commented on this photo:

    Of course Lord Sheen, I will embark on a journey to hide the holy powders and rocks of the warlock at once. I MUST AWAY!

  24. dfgfdfd

    is that a bottle of blood?

  25. Hfire3

    He looks like a pissed off elf that just found out he lost collective bargaining.

  26. Charlie Sheen Police Raid
    Commented on this photo:

    “I am not a cock…err…crook”.

    Is it just me or does he look like Nixon warmed over?

  27. Herman Bumfudle

    anonymous tip from the network, and some dumb cop who wants to be a star!

  28. Charlie Sheen Police Raid
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    And in other news, Charlie Sheen has decided to audition for the part of Coked out Smurf.

  29. Charlie Sheen Police Raid
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    why are crackheads always pulling on their neck skin? seriously, someone tell me

  30. Charlie Sheen Police Raid
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    come in, Ray

  31. cc

    Oh look, a still from the tv show ‘Hoarders’!

  32. Charlie Sheen Assistant Rick Calamaro
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, one look at this guys assistant makes things so much clearer to me all of a sudden!

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