Charlie Sheen’s Goddess Dumped Him

April 25th, 2011 // 101 Comments

A vegan porn star? Oh, Hollywood.

Last week, it was revealed Bree Olson had left Charlie Sheen‘s “Violent Torpedoes of Truth” tour, but it was played off as just her going home to visit family even though everyone knows porn stars don’t have families. *rubs chin* Or at least ones that would miss them… Anyway, turns out Bree dumped Charlie via text which probably explains this tweet sent before her Twitter became a sunshine and dildo extravaganza of how much she loves her hometown:

Don’t cross me If so I’ll butcher u brutally in my hotel bed & dispose of the body. I’ll just tell house keeping I was having a heavy flow.

“¿Como se dice, ‘My lady slough always has bits of Charlie Sheen in it,’ en español?”

Photos: INFdaily

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  1. forgot

    Wow – without makeup not so good. Still do her in the pooper though.

    • VandaL

      That goes without sayin.

    • I didn’t recognize her without a penis in every hole.

    • Pooper is too stretched out on that one. At this point you’d have to go for the ear canal or nostril.

      • Captain Slappy

        Actually, she got hit by Lex Steele (not THAT big, thank you Porn Movie camera lens and angle magic!), meaning….if YOU were a 4′ tall midget like her, it would STILL be proportionate to driving a VW Bug up your ass sideways. Which some of you do. I don’t want to know about it, really. Anywho, she has the talent of a can of Starkist tuna, and the vagina of one as well.

    • Carla V.

      fuck y’alls comments are fabulous — carry on.

    • Jim Jones

      Damn, I’ve wanked to that? Yowza.

    • The MAN

      I saw her in Brea’s Summer Camp. She can ride and receive cock like a pro! Her vagina appears very tight and pink. No blue edged labia. Another nice point is that she clearly gets into it! Her pussy was really wet and dripping with each new cock. She did no anal in this movie. There was a creampie by one of her friends! Cool movie.

  2. forgot

    Oh yeah. FIRST!

  3. Hemingway

    She can be hot sometimes. This time is not one of them…

  4. larrythefatcat

    Oh… I didn’t know that semen was vegan!?

  5. MDIZ

    Rode hard…Put away wet…. My weiner makes sad face… :(

  6. larrythefatcat

    Hehehe for a firsttard… oh, and, yeah, I agree with the makeup thing and must add that she is ONLY attractive when she’s wearing makeup… otherwise she’s just scary (or scarry, I’m not sure which)

  7. MarkM

    So wait…I’m Charlie Sheen…I can have sex for free with my movie star sex symbol wife and mother of my children…OR I can throw all that away and PAY for sex with less than attractive porn stars?!? Winning?

    • Drew

      To be fair, “less attractive” is subjective not to mention there’s an obvious fetish at play here. Charlie obviously likes teenage looking sluts, something that Brook is not and could never fulfill in him. I’m not justifying his actions, but infidelity is a very popular fantasy/fetish regardless of how “hot” your significant other is (which again, is subjective at best).

  8. typical male pig

    what’s with the bandage on her elbow? Rug burns maybe?

    Agreed – 1. would still do her in the pooper then feed it to her orally (ATM baby!) and 2. not hot without makeup. Sad weiner.

  9. DogBoy

    This vegan’s had more meat in her mouth than most carnivores.

  10. spookyfish

    I thought being vegan was suppose to do wonders to for your skin.
    I’m sure she has a rash somewhere else that matches the one on her face. Yuck!!

    • MisterSuccint

      If that’s what a vegan diet does for the complexion then load my plate with all the meat, fish, poultry, eggs and cheese in the fridge.

  11. stratacat

    At least she covers her track marks with band-aids so the rest of the world doesn’t contract whatever Charlie Sheen has clearly infected her with.

  12. dpbefun

    I figured the coke money had dried up but, there are enough crank sores on her face to prove me wrong. Sadly enough, I would still do her in the pooper …. duhhh Winning!

  13. Cock Dr

    I’m surprised the living arrangement at Sober valley Ranch lasted as long as it did.
    This gal looks rough & tired. Hope she got enough cash/assets from crackhead to take a real vacation before she’s back getting gang banged in every hole.
    Playtime is over, time to get back to work.

  14. KC

    I guess the theory that spunk on you face improves your complexion is false.

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    Qua?
    Commented on this photo:

    After several doctors warn him to eat healthier, Kevin Federline stalks his next meal.

  16. Qua?

    Well KC, spunk might not be great for the skin, but it apparently does wonders for whitening teeth.

  17. ♫♪♪ “…She don’t eat meat but she sure like the bone… ” ♪♪♫

    • not an important person

      I guess those musical notes will secure your place on the most important dorks?

    • larrythefatcat

      Her name isn’t Mary Moon, it’s Bree Olson… but nice try!

      And I LOVE the reference, you’ve just reminded my how much I love the “Dumb and Dumber” soundtrack!

  18. Billy Rubin

    Who would pay for sack time with this ? Who would even do her for free?

  19. Billy Rubin

    Gwyneth Paltrow suddenly looks really hot , or does this just look like shit ?

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    mango
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s such a butterface. But I guess no one’s looking at her face while she’s getting gangbanged right?

    • I agree. Looks like she has a lot of blemishes, which is probably from drug use.

      She has amazing legs though.

      I wonder what she’s going to do now that she left her meal ticket…I guess it’s back to spreading her legs for dinner money

  21. Considering her 4 food groups are Tiger Blood, Old man sperm, coke and more coke,I’m not sure why ‘Vegan World’ let her pose with their menu as she’s not exactly good advertisment for healthy living

  22. You know, when not focusing on her wet pussy…she’s kinda ugly, oh well fuck it where the lotion!

  23. Marceelf

    I remember when death threats against your ex were only made to your closest friends in the privacy of your pool house. OJ’s trial might have turned out differently in Twitter existed back then.

  24. Sounds more like a violent tampon of LIES!

  25. Bree Olson Charlie Sheen Break Up
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oompa loompa dida ditoo…….Charlie can go fuck himself!”

  26. She might want to lay off the vegan food. It’s turning her orange, and giving her wicked acne.

    and what’s up with the bandage? Every time we see this chick she has a bandage on her someplace.

  27. Arzach

    It seems that Charlie is running low on cash, also to give her the benefit of the doubt maybe she is just getting out of that mess before it explodes.

  28. Rachel

    She’s doing the right thing, ditching him when he’s out of money. Guys are useless when they’re poor.

    • dpbefun

      And women are useless when their legs won’t open and their mouths are full of words…instead of other things.

    • Dick Douche, Private Eye

      We are NOT…. washing cars, mowing lawns, lots of use for us. When all else fails, slice us thin enough and have MANWICHES

  29. MrsWrong

    This fugly tramp looks like she rolled in Cheetos

  30. This girl practices smiling about as often as she does safe sex.

  31. grobpilot

    Can’t really believe the vegan sign, not with the hundreds of pounds of meat she hammered down over the years.

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    GladtoSay
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus Christ I guess she piles on the makeup and forgot today she looks bad in that first picture.

  33. Jon Cryer

    Holy fuk, she’s hideous.

  34. JOSH

    i looked her up just cause and it went straight to a porn clip of her getting fucked, i saw her asshole and beef curtains, how classy eh? the whole world can see cum on your asshole Bree.

  35. God is Black

    Do you know how many times I have spank my monkey to this whore and fuck my wife while picturing Bree’s Face?Now I have to contend with just my wife’s face. Why is this world so cruel?

  36. Bree Olson Charlie Sheen Break Up
    Big_Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    You think Charlie would be able to “purchase” a halfway decent-lookin hooker to live with him. God damn that bitch is split….FUGLY!!!

  37. just say'n

    Charlie should send her a case of Clearasil.

  38. ummmm

    charlie sheen is such a pig, does he think it”s funny? anyone who likes him is insane.

  39. Bob

    Looks like his moneys dried up and she’s hopped off the crazy train, can anyone say ‘stepping stone?’

  40. Willy Crawford

    God Damn! I wouldn’t fuck her with Charlie Sheen’s dick… Oh wait…

  41. Fucking yikes… looks like all the coke, dicks and stupidity have really taken their toll on her.

  42. Bree Olson Charlie Sheen Break Up
    eggs=scrambled chicks
    Commented on this photo:

    No animal lover in america is NOT vegan…anyone who says they love animals is a bullsh*tter.
    Dairy/eggs means sliting baby cow’s throats (not instant) or throwing male (unwanted) chicks in a bin or blender/grinder (not instant. some are maimed and still tweeting). Plus all the caging and diseases
    She’s not a typical bimbo then

  43. Bree Olson Charlie Sheen Break Up
    hank
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve watched Bree perform in the past on DVD. Looks like she’s lost a BUNCH of weight, her chest is a lot smaller, and no way would she have gotten that big bottom of hers into those shorts. Of course doing coke 24 hours a day does tend to hamper the appetite. Ever notice female porn stars always seem to have a shit complexion? No matter how much makeup is applied, in close ups you always see the red spots and blackheads underneath.

  44. CC

    Wouldn’t fuck it! Never!

  45. CC

    Not even if she paid me and installed triple rubbers!

  46. bitingontinfoil

    Wow, you know you’re bad off when a D-list “porn star” dumps your sorry ass.

    (that being said, humble apologies for my last comment re: lack of posts – must’ve been a “heavy flow” day) ;)

  47. just goes to show you charlie will sleep with any zip fill crater face

  48. rican

    In Spanish:
    Mi mujer puti-puerca siempre tiene pedazos de Charlie Sheen dentro de ella.

  49. anonym

    holy shit Bree olsen is fucking ugly.

    pornstars need pounds of makeup.

  50. MoJoTee

    It was mean of you to use this un-flattering picture of this Goddess for your article.
    Thats the kind of thing that a Rep/Con-websites do: pick a bad picture of Nancy Pelosi with a smiling face.

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