Charlie Sheen Wanted to Kill ‘Jew Pig’ Manager, According to Restraining Order

March 2nd, 2011 // 63 Comments

Details of Brooke Mueller‘s restraining order against Charlie Sheen are being released, and it contains multiple instances of him acting like… well, Charlie Sheen. He’s of course denied all the accusations by calling Brooke’s sobriety into question which sounds reasonable until you realize, again, it’s Charlie Sheen who’s spent an entire week describing his past drug use as “winning.” So technically wouldn’t she be winning, too, or am I trying to jam a logic-shaped peg into a crazy hole? At any rate, here’s some of the details including Charlie’s alleged plan to have his manager “knocked off” with that army of assassins he was talking about. Via People:

Despite Sheen’s insistence that he’s not anti-Semitic in light of his rants against Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre, Mueller provided the court a copy of a text message from Sheen that read, “I must execute mark b like the stoopid jew pig that he is,” an apparent reference to his manager Mark Burg.
Mueller, in describing one of Sheen’s “increasingly erratic statements” says Sheen recently requested $20,000 in cash back from child support payments in exchange for a new home he was going to buy her, so that he could “have untraceable cash to ‘knock off a few people’ because ‘the people I hate violently are going to get severely punished.’”
She also alleges that following the Christmas Day fight, Sheen told her, “I should have killed you when I had the chance.”

On top of also mocking Brooke‘s recovery efforts, presumably because she uses AA like a non-special person, Charlie also has plans for Denise Richards, according to TMZ:

Brooke also claims on the way to the Bahamas, Charlie randomly told people on the plane “that he hated his ex-wife, Denise Richards, violently and he was going to have her hair shaved off.”
Brooke says while they were in the Bahamas last week, Charlie blurted out, “I’m untouchable! I’m Charlie Sheen! I’m more famous than Obama!”

Look, I’m absolutely willing to concede that Brooke could be making this shit up because there’s literally nothing you can’t pretend Charlie Sheen has said at this point. Which is surprising because he always has “the best plan in the room” so you’d figure that would include recognizing 72 hours of crazy talk would set him up for that, but I digress. What’s important to remember here, and that so many people conveniently forget while tonguing Charlie’s ass with cries of “You’re a God!” is that two children were in a house with a VIOLENT DRUG ADDICT. To prove how adamant I am about that fact, I’m going to do something crazy to show just how fucking serious I am: LINK TO WWTDD.

You know what would’ve been awesome just then? A record scratch as a black guy goes, “Say whaaaaaa?”

Or Alfalfa’s cowlick popped back up. Either one.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin


  1. First!!!

    She’s pulling shit out of her ass now. I don’t doubt Charlie is messed up but look at the press lately and all these insults that the exes are trying to pull. It sort of worked for oskanker so why not her?

  2. MarkM


  3. Practice Girlfriend/Wang Poon-Pok

    This whole Charlie Sheen shit storm is getting way too much attention.

  4. nut job

    My fangs are dripping with #Tigersblood #Winning

  5. Myclamisaninnie

    Charlie is a grown man and can do whatever he likes with his life. He is making fun of his arrogant self, don’t take it so serious. He is always making fun of himself, that is why I love this humor, in each interview, he is not serious. Serious about suing, serious about being mad, but all of it is great


  6. #Charlie #Sheen #is #a #pussy #cat #winning #pepsi #directtv #tide #ford #hash #tag

  7. Jackwad

    Big deal. How many of us don’t use ethnic slurs?

  8. She sounds crazy, but you have to keep in mind she had sex with the Charlie Sheen…that’s like having a drug IN your vagina. I heard a Charlie Sheen contact high has a half life of 12.5 years, so it’s no wonder she’s still buggin’. She’s lucky her vagina didn’t melt, fall out, and demand it’s own MTV reality show.

  9. Brooke Mueller Charlie Sheen Restraining Order
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s just you and me Mr teapot…nobody else understands us”

  10. LJ

    Brooke should just keep her mouth shut and let Charlie melt down in public.

    Al she has to do is show a nice edited version of all the interviews he has done over the past week, and she wins.

    • Milo

      She wins? But I thought Charlie was winning? This can’t be a win-win situation.

      “Leave your judgment at the door.”

    • Sheen is Awesome

      What does she ‘win’ if she releases crap that ruins his career, and he ends up with no income? Her only income is what he pays her in child support, something like $100,000 a month. Besides, considering she was willing to hop on the porn jet with Charlie last week, but he sent her home because she brought crack along for the trip, idk why she thinks she should be sneering down from her high horse. A judge is liable to tell both of them they’re unfit parents, and ship the kids off to foster homes. Nice ‘win’.

      • LJ

        If you don’t think the “cocaine on the plane” (good title for a sequel for snakes) was a setup by the Goddesses to get Brooke high to help Charlie with the custody issues then I hear there’s this bridge for sale in Brooklyn you might be interested in buying.

        And Charlie has more money than he could go through in two lifetimes. If they made 19 of 23 episodes of 2 and a half men this season Charlie made $38 million. That’s just for this season, and doesn’t include what he’s made over the past eight season.

        He ain’t never gonna run out of money.

      • Yeah, because God knows there’s no such thing as the tax man, child support, bad investments, breach of contract lawsuits, civil suits for assault or anything like that, not to mention expenses for your staff, maintaining your various homes, ongoing security services and who knows what all else. $38 million for a season seems like a fortune to you, me and everyone else but we don’t live the way old Chuckles does – and for guys like him it pours out just as easily as it pours in. I mean, really – I don’t know about you, but I haven’t bought a porn star a Bentley in decades. Mel Gibson’s only got one ex-wife, one girlfriend and two kids under 18 and he’s already feeling the cash crunch trying to maintain his lifestyle.

  11. Bagina Face

    Linking to WWTDD, holy shit you are serious.

  12. Richard McBeef

    Jew pig? No fuckin way that’s kosher.

  13. tally

    i love how the media is trying so hard to create this “bad boy” image for sheen

    • The media doesn’t need to create a bad boy image for Sheen. Sheen has created the image for himself. God save him for it too. Hollywood was getting too damn lame and boring.

  14. Pete

    I see she’s using a self-help book as a trivet.

  15. Teepis

    Why do you hate WWTDD?

  16. Cock Dr

    Apparently “winning” means blaming all your troubles on other people.

    Because it’s other people who have lost Charlie’s job, lost his kids, lost his marriages, lost his cars, lost his publicist, and lost his reputation. Other people have been obviously busy on Charlie’s behalf.
    I have colleagues here who would give their right arm to participate in a peer review of his case files.

    • The Critical Crassness

      In “Tiger/Adonis blooded Heroes” garble speak, winning means LOSER, so Charlie is definitely winning! For once, Charlie was right!

  17. The Critical Crassness

    Fish, now you are just being boring and redundant posting all this Charlie Sheen shit.
    Truthfully, I can’t find anything wrong with this statement about his manager.
    1. His manager is Jewish, hence he is a Jew.
    2. 90 % of the talent management industry are pigs!
    3. Therefore, Charlie was correct in referring to his manager as a “Jew pig”.
    People need to quit looking for the politically incorrect and realize that not every instance of ethnic word usage is a slur, sometimes it is just a fitting description.
    PC is for sissies not ninjas with Tiger/Adonis blood and flaming fists!!

    • Deacon Jones

      Seriously. I like how he used Chuck Lorre’s real name and they started screaming “That’s anti-semetic!”

      Shit, isn’t it “anti-semetic” to change your actual Jewish name?

      Are you fucking kidding me?

      • Lady Blah Blah

        Lorre didn’t change his name, his name is Charles, not Chaim. To me, the problem with Sheen putting emphasis on Lorre’s Jewishness isn’t that it’s “politically incorrect” in the facile sense that right wing talking heads use the term, it’s that it feeds into deeply rooted attitudes that can easily sprout into abominable actions.

      • Deacon Jones

        Well, correct me if I’m wrong here, but his surame is Levine, and he changed it to Lorre.

      • Lady Blah Blah

        Deacon, I stand corrected, I didn’t know that Lorre changed his last name from Levine. I’ll punish myself by listening to the Kim Kardashian song. Or not.

        I would say it’s not anti-Semitic for a Jew to change their name to one that may not be as recognizably Jewish (I don’t know what kind of name Lorre is – actor Peter Lorre was Jewish but changed his last name from Lowenstein to Lorre). And I say that because I think it’s an understandable reaction to prejudice (I’m not condoning it, I’m just saying I can understand it, plus it’s quite possible that Levine changed his name to Lorre for reasons having nothing to do with trying to have a less Jewish sounding name).

    • ManiacFive

      Nothing racist or anti-sematic unless you use it in a context clearly meant that way. If Chuckles wasn’t a jew hating pig he would’ve just referred to Lorre by Lorre, but no, he brought up the jewishness by using his previous name. nice job, Carlos. If the jew thing isn’t a big deal, why bring it up?

  18. Lady Blah Blah

    Sheen may be right when he says he’s more famous than Obama. Sheen should run for president; he wouldn’t be the first anti-Semitic US president, and it would be refreshing to have a president who, despite having serious psychological and characteriological flaws, doesn’t say shit like “I never had sex with that woman.” President Sheen would no doubt legalize many recreational drugs and thereby help the economy tremendously given the tax revenues that would be generated as a result.

    • Cock Dr

      Yes, let’s give a manic crackhead access to the nuclear codes. It’s time to shake things up big time.

      • Lady Blah Blah

        Cock Dr, regarding the post-apocalyptic world of zombies and mutants that a President Sheen with access to nuclear codes could lead to, I say bring it. (Given all the movies on the theme we seem to be rehearsing for it.)

      • Been there, done that – his dad was already president in “West Wing”.

  19. Marceelf

    Accusing your ex of being Anti-Semetic is the new black for Hollywood wives.

  20. RoboZombie

    What a fuckstick! Charlie Sheen needs to WIN himself off a bridge somewhere!

  21. RoboZombie

    I have a great idea:Tell Cahrlie Sheen that Mel Gibosn is really jewish and tell Mel Gibson that Charlie Sheen is a Jew. They’ll kill each other! It’s a win-win!!

  22. The Most Interesting

    If Mark Burg is a jew pig, does that make him the ultimate self-hating jew?

  23. im so burned out from sheen i can’t even read the comments. but the chick looks ok here, kinda like a fuckable jessica simpson

  24. Not quite the same obviously, but here you go anyway Fish…


  25. If there’s one thing whores, porn stars, star fuckers, and jilted baby mommas all have in common, it’s their uncanny ability to write credible affidavits with reliable information that can be corroborated by witnesses in a court of law.

  26. Angela

    i swear everytime I see a picture of her it looks as though she is about to lunge at you and devour you within seconds.

  27. spinny

    Charlie Sheen should become a rapper–Tiger Blood, Adonis DNA and Flaming Fists are all great handles. Look for his first single “Death is For Fools”…

  28. jack's_spleen

    I don’t get it; the WWTDD website is almost exactly like The Superficial. Who’s plagarizing who here?

  29. Aussie Mama

    See the pattern here. When the media wants to take someone down?
    :First they are crazy,
    :Next they are anti-semetic.
    Very predictable and boring.
    Why does Martin Sheen attend the Jewish Chabad Fundraisers.
    Could it be that the Sheen family are actually jews?
    Read and see between the lines people. Wake the fuck up.
    You are entitled to do, what you want to do in your own time.
    This isn’t about hookers n coke, it’s about your rights and freedoms.
    Stop jumping on these bandwagons and bringing in laws that will untimately make you a prisoner in your own home.
    Freedom aned freedom of speech are under threat.
    And with the Obama comment. At least Sheens honest.
    Obamas place of birth was the 1st lie and it’s just mounting up from there on.

    • Yes, Martin Sheen is a well-known Jew. So is Al Gore. Carrol O’Connor was an Irish Jew, and Bob Hope was an English one (Leslie is a well-known Hebrew name). Frank Sinatra and Marlon Brando were also secretly Semites – Brando’s comments about Jews in Hollywood was just a clever smokescreen to hide his true heritage. All these people have supported the Chabad fundraiser, so they must all be Jews because it’s well known that no one supports a charitable cause unless they belong to the group that runs it.

      • Aussie Mama

        Brooke Mueller is a Jew. Which makes Sheen’s sons Jewish. The anti-semetic rant is a crock of shit!

      • Aussie Mama

        Al Gore’s a reptile.
        Bob Hope was a pedophile.
        Marlon Brando bi-sexual.
        Frank Sinatra mob ties.
        Carrol O’Connor, don’t know that man, never heard of him!

  30. poopface

    Charlie Sheen’s mother, Janet Templeton, is Jewish. So Charlie is Jewish by heritage, but was raised Catholic. There, I win.

  31. Aussie Mama

    Brooke must go to the same surgeon as Elle McFereson, she looks like her clone in that pic.

  32. Brooke

    What is wrong with people? It doesn’t matter what CS does, b/c people will defend ANYTHING he does. I think CS is a great actor, but come one now, he’s a coke head. At the rate he is going he’s not gonna be around much longer. Yet, maybe in defenders eyes that is okay b/c he’d die a legend. I just watched one of his interviews and his face and stomach are sunken in, he looks so sickly. Why is it okay to attack his ex wives b/c they are telling the truth about his abuse? It does not surprise me one bit that this is all happening to Brooke Mueller considering we saw a very similar thing go down after he and Denise Richards divorced. However everyone back then accused her of being a nut job herself. The only thing I can see that is crazy about Denise or Brooke is that they married Charlie Sheen and especially that they had kids with him. I remember when Denise married him, I was like why? Yes, he’s rich but I don’t think he is remotely nice looking and then all the stories about the hookers ect. I would of been afraid of diseases. It is really sad that someone with so much talent like Sheen has and is doing this to himself. I feel sorry for his family, but more so for his kids because I know what it is like to have a drug addict for a father and it’s horrible. I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. My father has been clean for 7 years now, but it took open heart surgery for him to finally stop. Add to that them having to grow up with hookers around the house and the media trying to get pics of them, it’s really sad.

  33. Brooke

    and for the record, I am not saying that CS is a terrible person. I feel like his abuse toward his wives/girlfriends comes from his drug usage. I don’t think that were he sober that he’d do some of the things we are seeing him do right now. You never know what someone on drugs will do. Their like a ticking time bomb! I wouldn’t want my kids around him or his live in “goddesses” lol so I understand why Denise and Brooke are trying to get custody for the time being. One thing that does surprise me is that Denise Richards has remained fairly quiet about everything lately. I read where she had even been being supportive of him, which is great for their kids that they can get a long when he is sober. However, if and had I been in her position and went through the things she has, I don’t think I would be as nice about things. If I were her I would of demanded he take reg. RANDOM drug tests and if he failed one then she would automatically get custody of the kids til he passed so many in a row again. I say this b/c I don’t doubt that Charlie loves his kids, but he’s a drug addict. Which means that drugs come before them right now and he’s clearly not in his right mind with the crazy interviews he is giving. Therefor, what sane person would want their children left alone with this man?

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