Caylee Anthony’s Memorial is Underwater Now. Of Course.

July 11th, 2011 // 60 Comments

This chick’s butt seems very concerned. I should probably ask it for a quote.

I know I shouldn’t be surprised that something in Florida has found itself underwater considering the entire state is a goddamn marsh, but after getting struck by lightning and flooded over the weekend, you really have to wonder why God hates Caylee Anthony so much. I mean, Christ, He just spent the past three days literally pissing on her grave. If you got a hold of His calendar, He probably wrote, “Fuck with murder victim,” over the entire month of July. Seriously, it’s a miracle He hasn’t brought her back to life just to let her mom have custody all over again. “Dude, dude, Gabriel, check this shit out: Casey’s had Caylee back for an hour, but shalakazam! Guess who’s about to get a call about a kegger — and a coupon for duct tape! WAHAHAHA! I swear to Me this never gets old.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. duhhhhhhhhhh

    The state of Florida is on fire you moron. Only small portions are getting rain, we are in a severe drought. dumbass.

    • WTF

      So? Fish’s was still funnier than yours.

    • The state of Florida sucks dick. That is why it’s shaped like a dick with no balls. Any state that that would worship Tim Teblow smells like taint and desperation. And sucks dick.

      • I can’t comment about the rest of the state, but I can confirm that the panhandle is one of the worst places in America (aside from the beaches…I can’t knock the beaches). I don’t miss living there and I especially don’t miss battling the palmetto bugs for supremacy of my yard.

    • Abby Normal

      America’s whang is on fire? Order 2 million barrels of penicillin, STAT!

    • UY

      Thanks for the heads up.

      So the third harbinger of doom at this memorial shall be fire.

    • General Disarray

      bitingontinfoil – I find murder *incredibly* tacky but people keep doing it. So I think Fish isn’t too out of line here.

      • bitingontinfoil

        @GD: To states that God hates Caylee so much that he pissed on his grave speaks for itself. Yes, the murder was horrific – the “making fun of God pissing on (the) grave” of a murdered child is reprehensible, tacky and a poor grab at yuks.

    • dude_on

      And I guess the fact that rain permeated it’s collective wetness in this isolated location under those conditions would make that occurrence even more ironic n’est pas?

      Does that make sense or should we just start with the rain itself and go from there?

      Nice ass.

  2. God is such a goddamn joke. Chick’s ass it hot tho :D Mmm mmm mmm

  3. Facebook Me

    I’ll send that chick’s ass a thank you card.

  4. The Brown Streak

    Anybody else notice the Happy Birthday balloon out there…kinda ironic…

    • Abby Normal

      A wider shot would also reveal some discarded appliances. One person’s memorial is another person’s illegal dumping site. Good for them!

  5. scott

    that sluts ass shorts, well her ass is eating them…

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    bluish
    Commented on this photo:

    The tight shorts really help helping us as American’s grieve. It’s a terrible thing that happened to her poor girl, but a nice butt is never out of place is is always appreciated.

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    Ryan S.
    Commented on this photo:

    That is a terrific ass!

  8. Fletch

    Why is the memorial there? Wasn’t she killed by taping her mouth and nose shut and stuck in the trunk of Casey’s car? If so, that’s where the memorial should be.

    • sobrietyisacrutch

      I believe that’s where the body was found.
      And as for posters saying how wrong Fish is for this, I believe Casey is a tad bit “wronger”.
      And probably not as good a blogger.

      • bitingontinfoil

        Yes, Casey`s a murderous bitch for killing her child – what does that make a person who makes fun of God hating her so much he pisses on her grave…just plain nasty.

  9. Right now even Satan is sitting at home saying “whoa…god is a dick!”

  10. Jesus, the almighty must have really..REALLY hated that little girl.

  11. james

    Wow. Someone has some unresolved issues with their parents and religion.

    • Or some resolved one that they use for comedic effect. Whichever.

      Although, you have to admit, if there were a god with an interest in human affairs, this would be a pretty clear sign of a cruel sense of humor. Luckily, it’s only coincidence, otherwise this would be a terrifying universe.

    • harry seaward

      Fish has mentioned his father is a preacher. And yes, he has unresolved issues as a result; I’m guessing he was disowned once he “came” out of the closet.

  12. Rough's goop du jour

    I just received a message from MY God, and The Great One just said all this is a sign to keep abortion legal, more than ever. Not sure if he was joking or not. I might need to consult a religious scholar.

    • a bonafide religious scholar

      A more precise translation states that abortion should be mandatory. Also gay marriage, because God thinks “social conservatives” are such incredible jerks.

    • Gerbils in that girls butt

      AMEN!! I’d be happy to pass out birth control to kids on Halloween!

  13. rough's goop du jour

    And another question to the scholar would be why did HE sound like Morgan Freeman.

  14. Saturday

    Usually love the Superficial, but this is totally unfunny.

  15. S'up Bitches!

    I wish God would treat my mother-in-law like that : )

  16. erratica

    true dat

  17. kimmykimkim

    Hmm, I think God is more pissed at Florida for being chalk full of retards. (Ok, Floridians! Settle down, just referring to the jury, and the Anthony family. Oh yeah and that recount shit that happened whenever it happened…but when this bitch is released, you guys DO know the rest of the 49 are counting on you, right?)

  18. Weirdo

    Her ass must be really hungry because it’s trying to eat her shorts. I’m hungry and I’d like to eat her ass.

  19. Jovy

    Anyone who thinks that God actually causes it to rain/lightning to strike needs to be forced to sit through a science class, and then shot in the head afterward to enforce natural selection.

    • TomFrank

      “Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.”—Bill O’Reilly’s proof of God’s existence

  20. Razz

    The Fish is an asshole again. Of course.

  21. Queen of Everything

    Florida, please try to regain some of your dignity…..
    Get rid of the balloons and paper streamers – let this little girl rest in peace
    Kick her pathetic excuse of a mother out of your state, leave the poor grandparents alone and quit with all your Nutbar News.,….. you’re getting passe

  22. mannequin

    Did the author of this article really think she was being funny and original? I find it just as distasteful as those shorts and just as ludicrous as the lightning theory.

    • bitingontinfoil

      It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to figure out the lightning was attracted by the metallic balloons.

  23. socool

    Dude your website visitors come here to see hot chicks in bikinis not jokes about dead little girls. Your not CNN bud.

  24. killlibs

    the sooner all libtards are dead, the better

  25. Janet Udave

    George & Cindi Anthony are forever going to think what if and what could they have done the right way, with their extremely pompous and spoiled pathological LIAR Daughter, to Prevent her from killing their precious little Grandaughter Caley. It starts at home usually, and that home was so Dysfunctional!! Still somebody should have seen the warning signs of sick behavior on the part of Casey Anthony. Again the parents were too timid and easy on that bastard CRAZY daughter. We miss and Love you dear little Caley Anthony. We only hope that you are now at peace and having the happy innocent childhood in heaven that you were deprived of here on earth. Love you Caley!!!

  26. FinDuMonde

    Actually I thought the post about god hating Caylee was rather funny (and TRUE!). Caylee must have been a real pain in the ass. But whatever happened, it’s TIME TO MOVE ON! I’m not glad that she is dead, but it’s time to quit all the crying and move on in life. Caylee is GONE–killed (unfortunately), thrown away in a trash bag in the woods (also unfortunately), cremated, and her ashes scattered. She’s not coming back! So all the memorials–including the ones struck by lightning and flooded by a god who very obviously hated her–aren’t going to bring her back. Time to stop the crying now!

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    FinDuMonde
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    VERY fuckable ass!

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