Catherine Zeta-Jones Checked Into Mental Health Facility, Amanda Bynes Did Not

April 30th, 2013 // 10 Comments
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While Amanda Bynes self-medicates with tons of weed and tweets selfies 80 times an hour, Catherine Zeta-Jones has once again entered a mental health facility for what appears to be routine management of her treatment. People reports:

Meanwhile, a source tells PEOPLE that Zeta-Jones was planning to return to treatment as a way for doctors to monitor her medication. “There was no big problem,” says a friend. “This was just a good time to do it. She is in between projects. This has always been part of the plan. She would manage her health. She is vigilant about it.”

I’m aware of how shitty it is to even mention these two in the same conversation, but the comparison is hard to avoid. I mean, does Catherine even know what pictures of her the magazines are choosing right now? Is she even aware that if she just obeys orders from the shouting bong smoke giant, Drake will show up and murder the bipolar right out of her vagina?
[Ed Note - Everyone else sees the floating image of a screaming, middle-aged man up there, right? Ok, good. - PB]

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  1. “I’m crazy, I’m going to shave my head” is sooooo passé. And at least have the balls or the crazy to shave it bald, britney style.

  2. Jo

    Good for Catherine and those around her for having the courage and integrity to be honest about her treatment. So many celebs lie and spin when it’s pretty obvious. She will gain respect from her honesty and possibly help inspire others to seek treatment who may not have otherwise. I wish her the best of luck.

    • I think you’re at the wrong website.

    • erica

      But ‘mental heath treatment’ may be a spin on something less glamorous like an eating disorder or some sort of addiction.

    • Cock Dr

      Maybe the lady just needs a break from the old man she married.

      • lmao i agree. she isn’t bipolar. she’s just a beautiful woman, used to tons of attention, who’s probably hitting her sexual prime and she’s stuck in a wealth of riches in a palace with an old man. i’d go bananas too.

        LADIES DONT MARRY SOMEONE 20 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU. this is what awaits.

  3. What screaming middle-aged man? That must be your reflection in the monitor, Photo Boy.

  4. Ming the Malevolent

    I smell rehab

  5. anonym

    amazing.

    amanda is so functionally retarded

  6. reckon it’s gunna get better before it gets worse (well, we all clearly love watching on with morbid curiosity) her next selfie will be awesome: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtm_qPymZ-k

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