Catherine Zeta-Jones Checked Into Mental Health Facility, Amanda Bynes Did Not
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While Amanda Bynes self-medicates with tons of weed and tweets selfies 80 times an hour, Catherine Zeta-Jones has once again entered a mental health facility for what appears to be routine management of her treatment. People reports:
Meanwhile, a source tells PEOPLE that Zeta-Jones was planning to return to treatment as a way for doctors to monitor her medication. “There was no big problem,” says a friend. “This was just a good time to do it. She is in between projects. This has always been part of the plan. She would manage her health. She is vigilant about it.”
I’m aware of how shitty it is to even mention these two in the same conversation, but the comparison is hard to avoid. I mean, does Catherine even know what pictures of her the magazines are choosing right now? Is she even aware that if she just obeys orders from the shouting bong smoke giant, Drake will show up and murder the bipolar right out of her vagina?
[Ed Note - Everyone else sees the floating image of a screaming, middle-aged man up there, right? Ok, good. - PB]