Catherine Zeta-Jones is Bipolar! Of Course.

April 13th, 2011 // 71 Comments

In a shocking twist to the Michael Douglas beating cancer story, Catherine Zeta-Jones reportedly checked herself into a mental institution to deal with a bipolar disorder that no one knew she had until now. ABC News reports:

“After dealing with the stress of the past year, Catherine made the decision to check in to a mental health facility for a brief stay to treat her Bipolar II Disorder,” her publicist said in a statement. “She’s feeling great and looking forward to starting work this week this week on her two upcoming films.”

Of course, the obvious and tasteless joke is to insinuate that’s why she’s with a man a quarter of a century older than her, so I’m just going to stop right there because I don’t know how else you interpret this. They might as well have put it in the press release.

Photos: Getty, INFdaily

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  1. The Pope of Cleveland

    Boobs said what?

  2. terry

    Her raggedy ass never made it in tinsel town anyway.

  3. Richard McBeef

    photog should have adjusted camera from “casper” setting

  4. ick-abod

    love that joker

  5. Artofwar

    ….All should know that the Surgeon General has recently issued out a warning in conclusion to a twenty year case study. The conclusion to this comprehensive study is definitive– being rich by way of marrying an uber-rich man, and therefore doing much of nothing with exception to multiple daily shopping excursions, receiving more than 20 pedicures and manicures per-week, undertaking more than 52 cosmetic surgeries per-year so that your rich husband will stop lusting after/or f#cking 19 year olds, can/will cause stress and/or bipolar disorder.

    The results of the Surgeon General’s study has already been confirmed by a number of top mental health authorities, as to the proclamation that when women marry rich men just for their money, then become useless, bored, shopaholic, pill-popping, purposeless gold digging leaches, bipolar imbalances may/will ensue…..Artofwar

  6. KG

    This is apparently the second time she’s gone crazy. The first time was 10 years ago, the first time she was 41.

  7. Bluth

    I just looked at her chest and thought ” what a great slip-n-slide slope that would be”

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    turdmonger
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    Why does it look like her tit is trying to escape?

  9. suck it

    I’m glad she is being open about her illness and not using the excuse of “exhaustion” or something lame like that.
    And to anyone who is doubting her actually having bipolar disorder: why would someone like her (rich, famous, not a fame whore, “high class”) say such a thing if it weren’t true?? It must be bad if she is coming clean about it.
    Get well CZJ. I’m not a huge fan, but I wish her the best.

  10. Ismoss

    Like its kind of a turn on, the boob part looks good but then you work your way up to where its attached to the rest of her and its a real let down.

  11. The Old Tax Man

    May Bipolar treatment centers are now in really nice drug rehab facilities, so the days of the shock treatments are over. Having said that, it is really terrible to being diagonalized as mentally sick in Hollywood because the stupid suites all think that they can get it by association. It is always been a terrible stigma in Hollywood, and it is right up their with touching people with full blow aids. TOO BAD most people don’t know that you cannot become old or mentally ill by touching Catherine Zeta-Jones. I hope she starts taking a good cocktail of those new biopolar meds, and that they work wonders on her just as they did for my mother. Lithium and Zyprexa are currently the good ones to start with.

  12. Ivana Trump

    All you Hollywood home-wreckers though you would get away with in, well look, at what god is sending you now, and, the rest of them for acting like just animals with no self-control. Jerks….ALL of you have wrinkles that look like the grand canyon, pump-up husbands, no jobs, broke from spreading all your easy money, and now you’re sick; we’re all sick watching you. All you American tramps deserve this and brought it on yourself.

  13. bitingontinfoil

    Never liked this woman – as an actor, etc. and she doesn’t shine a CANDLE against good o’l Margot Kidder (now THERE’S one bi-polar bitch!). There are different stages of BP. BP1 where you see people, feel people following you, etc (ie Margot Kidder and her FBI fantasies) but there’s also BPII (which is what I am) It’s just very, very hard to control emotions. One minute up, lotsa energy, you love everyone, etc etc – the next, PMS on overload, then comes the depression. It’s a tough disease. Very happy more and more people are talking about it – nothing to be ashamed of. It could be worse, we could be Sheen!

    —————————————————-
    Bi-Polar is the new black, no, wait, Red, no…

  14. Allison Wunderlan

    “I always knew I was bi-something. I just thought it was buy-something with my old sick husbands money.”

  15. the captain

    michael douglas is sucking for mothermilk the whole f*cking day………..

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    David Stockman
    Commented on this photo:

    looking jew-y

  17. billybigdong

    “she’s bipolar. frigid no matter witch way you hump her.”

  18. Not fair!
    Is this because of the “Hurling Paps through the Air while Screaming like a Banshee” incident? What, can’t a nice Welsh girl with an awesome MILF rack have a hobby now?

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    Dutch
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like her boob is seeping out of her chest and collecting in her bra.

  20. Catherine Zeta Jones Mental Hospital
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d give that back a third pole.

  21. Pete

    How is it that money can buy lap dances and pizza but not happiness?

  22. Doc Schweinstrudel

    In my opinion she is not attractive at all. Don’t know what you, people find in her.

    • She meiks me vunt to schtick mein Schwein in her Strudel.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        Ok, but all I see is kind of a pancake face with lots of tone/powder, huge eyeliner work, duck nose, wrinkles around her lips, fake smile, badly outlined eyebrows , sagged boobs and EEEW she is sleeping with that ancient man!
        So still I don’t understand WHY would you stick your pig in her pie (especially after Montgomery Burns was there) – so big NEIN NEIN to you.

      • Novelie

        It’s not known what causes bialopr disorder. But a variety of biochemical, genetic and environmental factors seem to be involved in causing and triggering bialopr episodes:Biochemical. Some evidence from high-tech imaging studies indicates that people with bialopr disorder have physical changes in their brains. The significance of these changes is still uncertain but may eventually help pinpoint causes. The naturally occurring brain chemicals called neurotransmitters, which are tied to mood, also may play a role. Hormonal imbalances also are thought to be a culprit.Genes. Some studies show that bialopr disorder is more common in people whose biological family members also have the condition. Researchers are trying to find genes that may be involved in causing bialopr disorder. Some studies also show links between bialopr disorder and schizophrenia, pointing to a shared genetic cause.Environment. Environment also is thought to play a causal role in some way. Some studies of identical twins show that one twin has the condition while the other doesn’t — which means genes alone aren’t responsible for bialopr disorder.However, the enviromental symptoms *you’re* suggesting would *not* cause bi-polar disorder. There are signifigant differences in the brain of someone who suffers from BPD than those who suffer from depression, anorexia, obesity, allergies, and drug users.You are born with this gene and it usually activites at puberty. If it doesn’t then, it will eventually when something too stressful happens. It doesn’t always but it usually requires a trigger, same as schizophrenia.

      • Doc Schweinstrudel

        To be fair I have to admit I like that expensive black dress and her white dental work.
        BUT still Michael Douglas looks like Bill Hedrickson’s dad from Big Love show.

    • Ende

      Has it occurred to aynnoe that we that it’s irrational to believe we have a right to endless wealth and happiness at the price of the broken bodies and minds of millions of people in the Third World and increasingly our own bankrupt nation?

  23. Let’s see if Ican do this…
    “Is a awesoming portraition owh.. she lookingest must greatful!
    Monarchy skin draft. Jelly beans!!!”

    There, I can be randomdroid too.

  24. You make an appointment, show up, get drugged, and next thing you know you’re bald and Patrick Stewart is wearing your scalp.

    • Emilie

      Get the DSM IV it can tell you everything about. Why bomcee disabled? You have all your limbs and a brain too. Be optimistic. Contact SSI and get the paperwork. Was this answer helpful?

    • Johan

      I have to agree. No, I WANT to agree.Kevin, you are fully capable of wrniitg something yourself. There is no need for you to copy/paste to try irritate people.Also, mental illness is not at all funny. For many it’s a life-long struggle to be normal, whatever the heck that is.Kevin, be nice.

  25. a prince formerly known as an artist

    Very bangable, hopefully in her manic state

  26. I love these types of hanging juicy mommy breasts.

  27. cc

    Yes, ladies, if you marry someone 20 years or more older than you, there is an 30% chance you are a golddigger, a 20% chance you’ve got mental problems, and a 50% chance a bit of both.

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    freebie
    Commented on this photo:

    If she’s going to wear a neckline like that, she should at least wear a push up bra. Yes, her breasts look very natural, but also very old and saggy.

    • kay

      That is the way a natural breast looks! You apparently have lost sight of what natural looks like – since all we are shown from celebs are the plastic ones! Grow up!

  29. Hugh Gentry

    that’s what happens when you have sex with a corpse for 10 years. I like syrup on my flap jacks.

  30. Catherine Zeta Jones Mental Hospital
    she is so classy
    Commented on this photo:

    Being bipolar isnt a joke, you people don’t realize how hard it is to live with this disease.please show some compassion .

  31. Obviously, her tits are bi-polar too. In one shot, they are upright and fantastic, and in the second shot, they are knee-knockers. I hope she enters a facility to have this condition treated as well.

  32. Bi Polar II is just a secondary classification, Its basically a nut job with money and fame. Thats how they classify them for billing purposes at the mental institutions.

  33. Silky Johnson

    Uh, of course she’s bipoloar. She is a woman, right?

  34. The Dude

    Remember years ago she was getting her rosebud bleached so it would match her pale asscheeks

  35. lili

    So, Mila Kunis was blind and Catherine Zeta Jones is bi polar.
    Sooner or later, we’ll learn that Scarlett Johansson is actually deaf and schizophrenic.

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    kay
    Commented on this photo:

    Way to go – a celeb with natural breasts – finally!

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    Juan
    Commented on this photo:

    When I saw this page, I thought about two thngis. First was, I wonder if Yuen’s confused by Meela asking why he looks like her, or if he already knows that he appears to her in that way , and the second thought was that Yuen looks cuter and more innocent as Meela to me. But probably only because he looks so much like Feral there, I keep thinking of the bigger Feral instead of a kid. ^_^ Hmm (considers re-reading comic, keeping this in mind)

  38. Sandeep

    Alcohol literally pinosos your body. There are no life-threatening side-effects of marijuana use. Comparing it to alcohol is ridiculous.. I can tell you first-hand that prescription medications had the WORST effect on me. I was prescribed concerta because I have ADD as well, and prescription stimulants only make the mania and depression cycles WORSE. Doctors cannot continue ignoring patients! Marijuana is safe and effective for Bipolar II.

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    Bianca
    Commented on this photo:

    Well I dont think your crazy its just what u think, I happen to think adrnaia is one of the most beautiful people with or without make up.I honestly think Nicole kidman is ugly she looks old and plain.everyone has their own idea of beauty.

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    Bence
    Commented on this photo:

    you’re not crazy for thinking that beuacse yes, without make-up she does look plain and simple but definitely not ugly.. she has an amazing body when she is wearing make-up she looks stunning

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