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Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

August 7th, 2014 // 4 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow is probably banging a Glee producer. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Holmes doesn’t think about Tom Cruise because Xenu mind wipes are permanent. [Dlisted]

- Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

- So that’s what Lindsay Lohan uses to clean her vagina between johns. [Fishwrapper]

- 38 Things Men Can Do To Make Themselves More Attractive To Women [The Frisky]

- Helen Flanagan‘s breasts do FHM. [WWTDD]

- What’s up, Kelly Gale in lingerie? [Popoholic]

- The cast of Big Bang Theory is now horribly overpaid. [Starpulse]

- Zoe Saldana will tell you how to have good sex now. [tooFab]

- Jeff Goldblum is an awesome wedding guest. [IDLYITW]

- Hello, Michelle Vawer… [Hollywood Tuna]

- Wait. Mischa Barton isn’t homeless already? [Celebslam]

- Ashley Smith and Dioni Tabbers seem fun. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.6.14

August 6th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features two shots each of Ireland Baldwin and Kim Kardashian because when attention whores demand attention, we abide. They’re like the One Ring only instead of giving us cool powers like super strength or making us invisible, it just does all of the insides-killing. *watches hour of viral cat videos, heats needle with lighter, stabs forearm* Nope, not feeling a thing.

Almost forgot, here’s Katy Perry in a pizza onesie, because in this godless, awful world, she actually believes this is as entertaining as her breasts,

- Photo Boy

’2 Random Minutes With Jennifer Nicole Lee’ After The Jump

Megan Fox Is Denying Brian Austin Green Sex Because of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’

August 6th, 2014 // 5 Comments
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[Ed. Note: Never trifle with me again, BAG. You're outmatched. - SW]

When we last left Megan Fox, she was telling moviegoers to fuck off before they even see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Since then, she’s already said she wants to go to back to Transformers, named Shia LaBeouf her favorite on-screen kiss and now here she is letting everyone know Brian Austin Green isn’t getting any because she has to do these fucking interviews, so go see Ninja Turtles if you want it to destroy your marriage, too. There, see? She promoted your stupid movie. Now fuck off. E! News reports:

Brian doesn’t get any intimacy whatsoever,” she told Entertainment Tonight. Fox isn’t kidding, either. During an appearance on The View Tuesday, she said, “My [2-year-old son Noah] sleeps in bed with us, so there’s really no way.”

When reached for comment, Brian Austin Green would only respond to the name “Reek” and informed us several times master doesn’t like him talking to strangers. But eventually he showed us his severed penis in a box, and we all had a good laugh. You should’ve come.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Chrissy Teigen Got Drunk At A Dodgers Game, Still Pitched Better Than 50 Cent

August 6th, 2014 // 28 Comments

Here’s a drunk – by her own admissionChrissy Teigen at last night’s Dodgers game where she still managed to throw a better first pitch than 50 Cent did. And by better I mean it sort of went over the plate before she rolled around in the grass with Bonnie Cook then took pictures where it looks like she’s pissing in a sink. Which, at its core, is really what baseball is all about. Back me up, Babe Ruth’s ghost. Whenever you get done banging that hooker in the dugout. *looks at watch* So… Israel, huh?

Chrissy Teigen’s Drunken First Pitch After The Jump

Lourdes Leon In A Bikini & Her Mom’s Vagina Selfie

August 6th, 2014 // 32 Comments

It’s been two days since I ran Chloe Moretz in a bikini and Chris Hansen still hasn’t murdered me in the dream world yet, so I’m guessing it’s safe to post these shots of Lourdes Leon in Antibes where you’ll probably notice she’s smoking. Which isn’t ideal for a young girl, but her mother’s currently taking vagina selfies on Instagram and then deleting them after they’ve consumed enough souls, so worse things could be happening. Dead things, Mikey, dead things.

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Good Morning, Ana Braga, And Other News

August 6th, 2014 // 1 Comment

- Jesus, Eva Mendes is about to have Ryan Gosling‘s baby already? [Lainey Gossip]

- Olivia Wilde‘s son peed on her during her Glamour shoot. Don’t let the Kardashians near him. [Dlisted]

- Black Is Beautiful [theCHIVE]

- The Duggars really are birthing a literal army. [Fishwrapper]

- Dating Don’ts: On Second Shots & Rerun Relationships [The Frisky]

- Jessica Biel‘s ass has still got it. [Popoholic]

- Lucy Hale almost got fisted in Fifty Shades of Grey. [Starpulse]

- Nina Dobrev playing giant beer pong with Jimmy Fallon. [tooFab]

- Goddamn, Sarah Stephens. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lily Allen‘s panty flash will terrify you. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 8.5.14

August 5th, 2014 // 299 Comments

Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which doesn’t have any breastfeeding pics in it, so I don’t know why I put this together at all. You guys seem to only care about babies suckling on their mothers’ amazingly inflated breasts, lately. Seriously, what’s the big deal? Did you even notice Steven Spielberg jerking off Oprah, did you? Why do I even bother?

*kicks dirt* Guess I won’t be needing these anymore. *crumples up pics of Coco‘s butt, tosses in gutter*

- Photo Boy

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Lindsay Lohan Wants J.K. Rowling To Write A Book About Her Sex Life

August 5th, 2014 // 44 Comments
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At first glance, the headline would seem to suggest Lindsay Lohan wants to read a book about a beloved children’s author’s sex life, and honestly, who doesn’t want to know how many times J.K. Rowling achieved pure ecstasy of the flesh while creating Hogwarts? It’s practically all I think about it. Except this is Lindsay Lohan we’re dealing with, so naturally everything revolves around her and has a zero chance in hell of happening in real life. Radar reports:

The Liz & Dick star “held meetings at major publishing houses in London recently,” an insider told the UK Sun, regarding the prospects of a tell-all book with details so salacious, it might make Fifty Shades of Grey aficionados blush.
“The stories she promised the literary agents made their jaws drop.”

And while all of that sounds fascinating on paper, Lindsay Lohan is borderline illiterate so she’s going to need some help. Fortunately, she has a list of people in mind who obviously will jump at the chance to write about freckled handjobs that still didn’t get her a part in The Avengers. It’s every writer’s dream. More »