Archive for the ‘Photos’ Category

Dear Hilary Duff: AARON CARTER’S GONNA KEEL YOU, GIRL, RUN!!

December 5th, 2014 // 14 Comments
Back Off My Girl, Carter
Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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Aaron Carter already made shit creepy enough by expressing his undying love for Hilary Duff on Twitter which he did back off on after she told Buzzfeed that it’s weirding her out. Except here he is with a new Instagram pic of himself watching an old episode of Lizzie McQuire because helping your girl lock down that restraining order is a form of love, too. That being said, if Aaron Carter was black, this would be legal grounds to shoot him in the back then choke-hold the bullet out. #CrimingWhileWhite

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Photo: Instagram

Krysten Ritter Is Your New Marvel Person

December 5th, 2014 // 29 Comments
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Jared Leto Naked Terry Richardson
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After confirming Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange, Marvel announced that Krysten Ritter landed the title role of Jessica Jones for its upcoming Netflix series. I should probably mention Alexandra Daddario was also up the part, but mostly so I can link to her nude scene in True Detective because the SEO game don’t sleep, son. Anyway, for those of you don’t know who Jessica Jones is, she was a character created for Marvel’s mature line in the early 2000s who used to be an Avenger but quit to start her own detective agency and have butt sex with Luke Cage which naturally led to them getting married as butt sex so often does. A plot line I’m pretty sure won’t be in the show because The Avengers only just formed in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and you can’t sell action figures with grinding anal thrust. I got estimates. As for who’s playing Luke Cage, Deadline reports Mike Colter is the frontrunner, or they could just use Sugar Ray Leonard because I’m pretty sure Seinfeld jokes are old enough to be public domain now. Newman.

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Photos: Getty

Whitney Port’s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News

December 5th, 2014 // 12 Comments

- Gwyneth Paltrow saved Meryl Streep‘s Thanksgiving. Take that, Martha Stewart! [Lainey Gossip]

- Kendall Jenner‘s posting selfies of her panties now. [Fishwrapper]

- LeAnn Rimes pulled some Madonna shit at the Rockefeller tree lighting. [Dlisted]

- A Satantic Temple holiday display in Florida? Let’s see how quickly that gets shot. [The Daily Banter]

- In Life There’s Underboob And Then There’s Everything Else [theCHIVE]

- #AliveWhileBlack is essential reading if you give a shit about police brutality. [The Frisky]

- Good God, Barbara Fialho in holiday lingerie. [WWTDD]

- Sony hates Adam Sandler movies, too, now. [Death and Taxes]

- What’s up, Natasha Barnard swimsuit photos? [Popoholic]

- Miley Cyrus did some topless shit again. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Sofia Vergara is officially an American citizen, and deportation nuts are remarkably silent. [Celebslam]

- Emma Hernan is Miss COED. [COED]

- Those are Chrissy Teigen‘s panties. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Ela Rose In A Bikini Is The Crap I Missed

December 4th, 2014 // 35 Comments

Here’s Ela Rose who you’ll notice is not a treatise on racism or justified outrage at police brutality, but instead an attractive woman with giant breasts. And while we’re talking about breasts, let’s set the record straight on 138 Water: I’m in no way paid to post their pics. In fact, here’s how it works. I have unlimited access to a photo agency who carries the pics, so essentially I’m getting free photos of hot chicks in bikinis to generate clicks, you’re getting free photos of hot chicks in bikinis to generate an erection, and 138 Water is getting the off-chance dudes will stop masturbating and notice a bottle because advertising’s basically gambling. The End.

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Photos: FameFlynet

Lindsay Lohan’s Crotch Will Sell You Clothes Now

December 4th, 2014 // 31 Comments
'I'm Making A Comeback!'
Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Charlotte Tilburys Backstage Beauty Booth Counter Launch
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If there’s one constant that stops Lindsay Lohan from swallowing a bunch of pills and not waking up in the morning, it’s that Earth drugs can’t kill her now. But if there’s another constant, it’s that some idiot somewhere is waiting to hand her money for some stupid project that will end badly. Which brings us to Lindsay’s new CivilxLohan clothing line now available at PacSun which is apparently still around. Because if there’s one thing young hepcats today love, it’s clothes endorsed by actresses who haven’t been relevant since 2004. And I honestly don’t know if that counts as sarcasm because I have no fucking clue what kids are into these days except for tweeting random nonsense at people who call Ariana Grande a toddler. I do know they like that. We rapped.

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Photo: Civil Regime

Miley Cyrus Wore A Dang Ol’ Boobie T-Shirt

December 4th, 2014 // 9 Comments

It’s becoming more and more evident that the police can murder minorities with impunity, but are any of those people wearing boobie T-shirts? No. No, they are not. So here’s Miley Cyrus wearing a T-shirt with naked breasts on it which is probably the most important piece of information some of you will read today if not your entire life. You thought this was going to be another boring day, but then POW, I just turned everything you know upside down. Ducks say “moo,” cows swim underwater with their asses up, nothing will ever be the same again! *swigs scotch, ignores every life decision leading up to this point*

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Photos: FameFlynet, INFphoto, Splash News

Jenna Chapple Is Subtle And Other News

December 4th, 2014 // 13 Comments

- Amber Heard is putting Johnny Depp‘s scarves on the curb soon. [Lainey Gossip]

- Annie Lennox basically calls Madonna an attention whore. [Fishwrapper]

- Godammit, there’s another Duggar coming. Somebody get a scientist pregnant. Quick, quickly now! [Dlisted]

- Redheads, We Need You Now More Than Ever [theCHIVE]

- For the man lovers, a whole bunch of GIFs of Jax Teller‘s butt. [The Frisky]

- And now back to Jessie J‘s. [WWTDD]

- Black St. Louis cops thank the St. Louis Rams and shit all over their department. [Death and Taxes]

- Anne-Julie Proux in lingerie is flexible. [Popoholic]

- Claudia Romani‘s ass is still fantastic. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Emma Watson took off her coat at the British Fashion Awards and all hell broke loose. [COED]

- That’s Rihanna‘s areola. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

December 3rd, 2014 // 31 Comments

Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now’s the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin‘s butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won’t handle a candle to Stefanie Knight. Seriously, all of them should just quit. Not counting Colleen Shannon, Abigail Ratchford, Amanda Cerny, Yasmine Colt, Cassie Cardelle, and Raquel Rischard and Chelsea Heath. (Did I forget anybody?)

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Photos: Splash News