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Kim Kardashian’s Practically Topless Breasts Need An Armored Car Now

September 26th, 2014 // 27 Comments

After being tackled by Vitalli Sediuk in Paris yesterday – Or the first time Kris Jenner naturally lubricated since 1986 as it shall be written in “The Apocalypse Scrolls.” – Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are traveling by armored car with armed guards now, according to TMZ. There was also talk of Kanye standing through the sunroof holding an AK-47 while a child army marches beside them, but then everyone went, “Let’s just have Kim show a bunch of tit.” No one ever saw those kids again.

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It’s Jessica Simpson’s Breasts And Other News

September 26th, 2014 // 10 Comments

- Kate Mara doing a Rust Cohle impression? You got me. [Lainey Gossip]

- Frankie Grande‘s face when he loses Big Brother is priceless. [Dlisted]

- The best responses to Ken Jennings‘ asshole tweet about the handicapped. [The Mighty]

- These Dresses Couldn’t Be Any Tighter If They Tried [theCHIVE]

- Lindsay Lohan thinks she’ll be married with children and winning an Oscar in five years. [Fishwrapper]

- Apparently Drake got an emoji tattoo. [The Frisky]

- Selena Gomez is moving in with Justin Bieber. Fucking dammit… [WWTDD]

- Bill & Ted 3 is actually happening. [Death and Taxes]

- Elsa Pataky is still hot as shit. [Popoholic]

- Jason Derulo and Jordin Sparks broke up. Whoever they are. [tooFab]

- Nina Agdal swimsuit photos, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jesus Christ, Derynn Lester… [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Thursday 9.25.14

September 25th, 2014 // 362 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which doesn’t have anybody stuffing anything into their ass, except PSYCHE! Lady Gaga‘s doing it and just while you’re all trying to say she’s irrelevant and are completely correct. But back to asses. We’ve got Dita Von Teese, Bria Murphy, Draya Michele and you know what? I’m just gonna keep tossing ass into the hole in you guys *rereads, wonders if it sounds sexually confused enough, decides yes,* but it’s never going to fill you up.

I say that with love,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Bertney & The Duchess’ Underwear

September 25th, 2014 // 48 Comments

Bertney & The Duchess’ Underwear
An “Exploring The World” Adventure

Bertney loved getting to travel with Papa. He always took her to new and exciting places with all kinds of different ice creams and McDonald’s. Papa said it made her more “cultured” which Bertney thought was a fancy word for hungry because that’s what she was!
Today they were in London, England with lots and lots of girls in their underwear. One of them asked Bertney how she got so good at designing clothes and Bertney just laughed and laughed then told her Papa only lets her use crayons.
“And sometimes markers,” Bertney added, “but only at the table and never, ever in the living room ’cause one time I colored on the TB. The screen was all black, and I just wanted to make it purty.” More »

Chelsea Heath Is Topless Now And Other News

September 25th, 2014 // 19 Comments

- Keira Knightley might be your other new True Detective person. [Lainey Gossip]

- Christopher Walken as Captain Hook is goddamn nightmare fuel. [Dlisted]

- Miranda Kerr‘s ass is just right. [theCHIVE]

- Warning: Marijuana affects the mind. [Fishwrapper]

- “Alright, class, time for vagina cookies!” [The Frisky]

- Amber Rose is divorcing Wiz Khalifa if anyone gives a shit. [WWTDD]

- Drunk women are the real threat, not frat guys who rape them. [Death and Taxes]

- Didn’t Stacy Keibler just have a baby? Jesus Christ. [Popoholic]

- Sarah Hyland thanks her co-stars for helping her ditch a shithead. [tooFab]

- Hel-the-fuck-lo, Alyssa Barbara. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Don’t worry, I still love you, Nina Agdal. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 9.24.14

September 24th, 2014 // 402 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring some old favorites who haven’t been around for a while, like Blue Steel Jeremy Renner, Kesha‘s underwear, and Paula Deen, reprising her role on ‘Today’ as the sacrificial lamb, yanking her husband’s beard because they agreed she’d do that whenever she got the urge to snap her fingers at Al Roker and say “Go on and fetch me a sweet tea, boy, and I’ll give you an hour off next week.”

Welcome back, Paula, and no, it hasn’t been long enough, suga,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Jessica Simpson’s Baby Is High As Shit

September 24th, 2014 // 19 Comments

Everybody shut up about everything: Eric Johnson throwing Jessica Simpson‘s baby 80 feet in the air is your new shiny object. Is it the cutest thing ever, or the launchpad for a thousand mommy blog posts on child tossing? The world’s your oyster here. As for me, I’m using it to link to photos of Jessica Simpson’s giant breasts because if baby photos aren’t the gateway to boobs then I should probably take this Gwen Stefani post down. Seriously, why didn’t anybody say anything? This on you.

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Stay The Hell Away From Sarah Hyland’s Ex

September 24th, 2014 // 44 Comments
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Modern Family star Sarah Hyland has filed a restraining order against her allegedly abusive ex-boyfriend Matt Prokop after enlisting the help of Julie Bowen to get out of the relationship. So if you only read this top part, never, ever date this guy. TMZ reports:

According to the docs, Prokop — an actor who once appeared on “Modern Family” — pinned Hyland against a car during an argument about her outfit back in May and unleashed hell … calling her “c**t, c**t, c**t” and choking her.
Hyland says in the docs, “His grip was so tight that I could not breathe or speak. I was scared and in fear for my life.”

Things went even more south when Sarah staged an intervention to get him to move out: More »