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Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

October 20th, 2014 // 9 Comments

- Chris Martin apparently gets the Beckhams in the divorce. [Lainey Gossip]

- Pregnant Blake Lively is craving the most Blake Lively foods. [Dlisted]

- Mariah Carey is going to put us at war with China. [Fishwrapper]

- She’s Got Legs For Days [theCHIVE]

- This Is Why You’re Afraid of Ebola (Despite The Fact That You’re Not Going To Get Infected) [The Frisky]

- If I don’t post anything today, it’s because I’m still hypnotized by this. [Girls in Cute Underwear]

- Obama‘s credit card was declined in New York, so there’s Fox News’ entire week. [Death and Taxes]

- Goddamn, Nathasha Barnard in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Never put recent photos of Kirsten Dunst next to old ones. [tooFab]

- Dutch bikers drove into Northern Iraq and just start shooting at ISIS for shits and giggles. [WWTDD]

- Kelly Brook‘s cleavage show. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Miss Ukraine Universe topless in Russia GQ. Apparently that’s allowed. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 10.17.14

October 17th, 2014 // 392 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed or adrianne+curry+nude and a bunch of other shit that won’t get near that with regards to SEO. Seriously, Google that, then compare it to brett+ratner+shrimp+grease+boner, or shia+labeouf+isis+top+recruiting+tool, or cara+delevigne+ebola. If this site came up in the top five returns for any of that, huge thanks and we value and respect the culture of your beloved Estonia (Honestly, we’re huge there, no clue why.), but the ol’ stars and stripes demand naked famous people.

*salutes flag, crops Coco‘s ass pic FOR AMERICA!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Kelly Brook Took David McIntosh Back

October 17th, 2014 // 19 Comments

At the end of September, Kelly Brook dumped David McIntosh for cheating on her. Two weeks later, he was already with a new girlfriend, and it wasn’t even the woman he cheated on Kelly with. Which is apparently the key to winning her back because here are the two of them trying to sneak into The Standard yesterday morning, so I hope everyone’s writing this down:

Cheat > Bang entirely separate woman > Make-up sex with giant breasts

Your lives are forever changed now. Go forth!

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI

This Is A Post About Iggy Azalea’s Camel Toe

October 17th, 2014 // 47 Comments

My last post dealt with such topics as the Antebellum South and rampant plagiarism in Internet journalism, so here’s Iggy Azaela wearing tight booty shorts that show the outline of her vagina which involves none of that stuff unless her vagina somehow owned slaves. Which for the record, I would be open to. It can even call me “Mammy.” Suppa’s ready, Ms. ‘Gina! (This is why I’m alone. All of this right here. Plus comic books.)

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News

Blake Lively’s Website Loves Slaveowners, Plagiarism

October 17th, 2014 // 6 Comments
Martha Stewart Gwyneth Paltrow Conscious Coupling
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While Martha Stewart has declared all-out war on Gwyneth Paltrow, pretentious, young upstart Blake Lively is successfully torpedoing herself by publishing articles about the Antebellum South that would give Paula Deen a butter boner and then threatening to sue Gawker for epically calling her on it. Which should’ve stopped there, but Lainey Gossip took notice and discovered that Preserve has a bit of a plagiarism problem which then prompted Jezebel to run the entire site through a plagiarism tracker and shit did not go well. As for why I’m telling you all of this, consider it a lesson on what happens when someone who isn’t me knocks you up. Talking to you, Hilary Duff. I know you see me out here. I mean, raccoon! It’s just a raccoon. (Stay out of the shed.)

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto

Charlie Sheen Has Decided Not To Marry A Porn Star

October 17th, 2014 // 20 Comments
Did You Say Dentist?
Charlie Sheen Gross Mouth Lindsay Lohan Refused To Kiss
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The last time I posted about Charlie Sheen he’d “allegedly” tried to stab a dentist with a knife (and maybe grabbed a hygienist’s breasts), but clearly he’s sobered up since then because he finally realized you’re not supposed to marry porn stars. Pay them for sex essentially making them hookers, but never marry them. E! News reports:

“Scotty and I had a great year together as we traveled the world and crossed a lot of things off our bucket list,” Sheen tells E! News in a statement. “She’s a terrific gal—but we’ve mutually decided to go our separate ways and not spend the rest of our lives together.”
He continues, “I’ve decided that my children deserve my focus more than a relationship does right now. I still have a tremendous fondness for Scotty and I wish her all the best.”

In related news, Charlie Sheen’s children were last seen fleeing to Stephen Collins‘ house where they’ll, quote, “take their fucking chances.” Should that not work out, they’ll stay with a couple of coyotes they saw the other day. The pack leader seemed nice.

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Good Morning, Cynthia Escobar, And Other News

October 17th, 2014 // 14 Comments

- Jamie Dornan does British Vogue. [Lainey Gossip]

- Glenn Close apparently grew up in a cult. [Dlisted]

- The End Zone: Professional Football Mascots, Ranked [The Frisky]

- Dane Cook is still a douche. [Fishwrapper]

- Have I mentioned I fucking love this Tumblr? I fucking love this Tumblr. [Girls In Cute Underwear]

- What Better Way To End A Week Than With Squishy Gals? [theCHIVE]

- Sometimes you just have to bang a stuffed horse inside a Walmart. [Death and Taxes]

- Nina Agdal in a bikini. You click now. [Popoholic]

- Jesus Christ, Hailey Baldwin. [tooFab]

- Here Are Some People (and Things) That Look Like Rick Scott [The Daily Banter]

- What’s up, Bonnie Rotten? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Goddamn, Lydia Heart‘s behind-the-scene video. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: Splash News

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.16.14

October 16th, 2014 // 314 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which has a few surprises that I won’t ruin here because I’m a horrible bastard who revels in your discomfort. There’s also the usual slate of butts, Quentin Tarantino with his gaze slightly downcast because FEET, Lindsay Lohan because DRUNK, and Russell Brand in a crowd because SEX WITH ALL OF THEM.

Did I mention the terrible surprises? *giggles with glee* I couldn’t help myself,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News