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Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

November 23rd, 2014 // 43 Comments

Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I’m posting now so they don’t get buried beneath AMAs red carpet pics, or worse, the eight million stories flying out of Bill Cosby‘s Jell-O raping pop. That guy’s done enough shit to women – “allegedly.” He’s good for a while.

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The Crap We Missed – Friday 11.21.14

November 21st, 2014 // 271 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the logical conclusion to the 138 Water shoots we post almost daily. And now I’m re-looking at that link and noticing that she’s hasn’t actually been penetrated by the bottle, so nevermind, we’ve still got miles to go here. As for today’s TCWM, it’s almost exclusively women in various forms of undress, which to be honest isn’t really easy for me to mock. Chris Pine‘s coke smile? Sure, I can go all day with that, but Luci Ford‘s Instagram? No hate for that at all.

Seriously, I’m ending on a kind word, now please get the hell away from me before I bring up Kelly Clarks– DAMNIT!

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Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Splash News

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Poised For A Hollywood Comeback

November 21st, 2014 // 38 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan‘s starring run in Speed-the-Plow will end November 29th, but before she heads back to the states finally giving England a change to delouse their capitol city, she’s of course already talking about how successful her career’s about to be. Via Radar Online:

“Lindsay is doing better than she has in years!” a close friend of the once-troubled star tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.“Lindsay is determined to be a movie star again.”

“And then Lindsay turned her gaze slightly from the mirror, eyes averted as the lights in the room dimmed without anyone touching a switch. The creature now visible in the darkened dressing room vanity had sagging, gray circles under its eyes. Eyes that were crowded with once playful freckles, now slowly melting into liver spots. Clutching at its pendulous, withered breasts and heaving them sickeningly upwards, it hissed ‘Okay girls, we’re back in the game but this could be our last chance. Anything tries to stop us, we blow it, or kill it and it doesn’t even have to be in that order.’”

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Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

November 21st, 2014 // 15 Comments
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Kim Kardashian Naked Ass
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Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian‘s lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here’s Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter doing a similar photo shoot to Kim’s in Paper. Via Fishwrapper:

I would support anything she wants to do. I don’t do anything with the intention to promote anyone else doing it—that’s not even what I’m trying to do. I do it because I’m proud of it. And it empowered me to feel good about myself after I had gained 500 pounds and looked like a huge slob for so long.”

In Kim’s defense, there truly is nothing more empowering than watching a man sit in front of a computer and digitally shrink your waist to a fictional size that basic physics dictate would snap in half if it tried to take one step with that ass. Sure, anyone can get an education and break the glass ceiling at their work, but letting someone Photoshop you to unrealistic proportions so you can feel superior to other pregnant bitches on the Internet? That’s some Susan B. Anthony shit. How is she not speaking in schools? Motherfuckin’ patriarchy, I see you.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Took A Run At Martha Stewart, She Missed

November 21st, 2014 // 18 Comments
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Back in October, Martha Stewart dropped a nuclear pie bomb on Gwyneth Paltrow with a recipe titled “Conscious Coupling” complete with a description that took the piss right out of Gwyneth’s divorce. It was a laser-guided strike expected of someone who owns a goddamn drone. But now, a month and a half later, Gwyneth Paltrow has finally fired back by putting a recipe for Jailbird Cake in her latest GOOP newsletter full of deserts for the holiday. Which I guess is kind of a sick burn, except she buried it below a bunch of bullshit sections where PEOPLE eventually found it. Unlike Martha Stewart who made her shit an entire fucking page in her magazine complete with a witty introduction so you knew exactly who it was about. “Don’t be steppin’ no game if y’all ain’t ready to scorch some earf.” Those were her exact words which I’ve now repeated. You can release my family now.

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Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

November 21st, 2014 // 6 Comments

- Chris Pratt will be Cowboy Ninja Viking. Whatever that means. [Lainey Gossip]

- Refinery 29‘s shit-ass puff-piece on Scientology has some problems. [The Frisky]

- Nick Jonas really needs you to know he’s not a virgin anymore. [Fishwrapper]

- Jamie Oliver: Spanking: bad, secretly rubbing hot peppers on my children’s food: good. [Dlisted]

- Spring Break In The 90s Was A Simpler Time [theCHIVE]

- Rose McGowan is naked. [WWTDD]

- Poland would like Winnie The Pooh to put some fucking pants on. [Death and Taxes]

- Bella Thorne‘s butt is back. [Popoholic]

- What is up, Tiffany Fallon? [Hollywood Tuna]

- That’s Marion Cottilard‘s naked butt. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: INFphoto, MPNC / Vantagenews / Xposure / AKM-GSI, Splash News

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.20.14

November 20th, 2014 // 368 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of random celebrities you thought were dead mixed with women’s butts in yoga pants and excited gay dudes. I honestly have no clue how these things combine so harmoniously that you guys happily devour them daily, but I choose not to question what I consider to be magic. So by all means, enjoy this random collection of photos that equates to a pulled pork sandwich with hot fudge sauce, and shit, I said yesterday I wasn’t going to make fun of Kelly Clarkson.

*walks to podium* I’d like to dedicate this award for ‘Longest Way Around For A Fat Joke’ to my parents. Your choice to raise me Catholic effectively beat the self-esteem out of me like it was an alter boy who couldn’t keep his mouth shu–*music swells*

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Kim Kardashian Tries To Adopt Orphan In Thailand, Orphan’s Like ‘Nah’

November 20th, 2014 // 15 Comments
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“I’m here now, child, your Fairy Buttmothe- why are you running?!”

On a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, supreme ass-clencher Kim Kardashian pretended to possess a soul capable of empathy and compassion by expressing interest in adopting a young girl from an orphanage in Thailand because every episode can’t be about shopping and a mouse in Kourtney‘s new mansion. Just most of them. Anyway, the 13-year-old girl was apparently savvy enough to realize she’d just be fed to the Wookiee which is what I’m going with. The Daily Mail reports:

Pink, an outstanding scholar whose mother sent her to the home because she was too poor to care for her and fund her education, immediately bonded with Kim and gave her a bracelet in a visit in April filmed for her hit show Keeping Up with The Kardashians.
But after being told the reality TV star wanted to adopt her, Pink said: ‘Everyone wants to have a different or a better life, I suppose. But when I thought about it I realised it wouldn’t be good for me, because I would have to leave so much behind. I wasn’t ready for that.’

Except if you watched the episode, you were led to believe it was the sage-like wisdom of Kris Jenner who stopped the deal by telling Kim you can’t just buy children from Thailand. You have to go to Malawi. That’s how Madonna does it: More »