Archive for the ‘Hot Bodies’ Category

North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls

October 7th, 2014 // 37 Comments

For the record, normally I would consider giving a one-year-old cute little dolls of her parents to be as adorable as kitten testicles. But because it involves the two most egotistical people on the planet, this is probably the most disturbing shit I’ve seen all day. – *remembers Stephen Collins post* – Okay, second most. – *remembers Amanda Bynes post* – Still second most.

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Frenchy’s Topless And Other News

October 7th, 2014 // 24 Comments

- Rachel McAdams is probably banging Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip]

- Oprah went to London to watch Lindsay Lohan forget her lines. [Dlisted]

- If Tugging On Your Clothes Were An Olympic Event You’d Win Gold [theCHIVE]

- Holly Madison is a housewife now. [Fishwrapper]

- A documentary series on cosplaying, anyone? [The Frisky]

- Nina Agdal‘s in underwear. [WWTDD]

- Jerry Seinfeld shits all over advertising while accepting advertising award. [Death and Taxes]

- Kristen Stewart is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Lawrence is not pleased with The Fappening. *hides under rock* [tooFab]

- Katy Perry chugs a beer before diving off a table. [IDLYITW]

- Apparently this is Emily Ratajkowksi except I don’t see big awesome breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kat Dennings molests mannequins. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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A Judge Told Bethenny Frankel To Stop Wearing Her Daughter’s Clothes

October 6th, 2014 // 14 Comments
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Back in July, Bethenny Frankel caused some shit by posting an Instagram photo of herself in her daughter’s pajamas (above) because if there’s an age when you should start competing with your child’s looks, it’s definitely four. Three, if you really love them. Except some activist judge isn’t having it, and apparently thinks it’s unhealthy for a four-year-old to see a skeleton fit into children’s clothing. Page Six reports:

No more pajamas!” Justice Ellen Gesmer warned Frankel’s attorney, Allan Mayefsky, in court.
The A-list lawyer, whose firm has represented Christie Brinkley’s ex-husband Peter Cook and Katie Holmes, tried to explain his client’s behavior by saying it was a joke.
But the stone-faced judge wasn’t laughing.
“It’s not a joke. Her child is not a joke,” said Gesmer, adding that the episode was “ridiculous.”

Now, I don’t know how child custody works, or even where kids come from, but let’s all agree this was probably the right and ethical move to make. Plus it allowed the judge to move onto more important topics like why did Bethenny hit Batman with a giant mallet? And what daily household products combine to form Smilex gas? These are the questions people want answered.

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Blake Lively Is Pregnant

October 6th, 2014 // 7 Comments

First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively‘s pregnant, but let’s all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook‘s the perfect woman. Not only does she have huge, giant breasts, but she’s prone to mis- *gets tackled by Photo Boy*

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Photo: Eric Lively / Preserve

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

October 6th, 2014 // 8 Comments

- Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may have just Punk’d us with their baby.[Lainey Gossip]

- Kim Kardashian forgot her baby in a hotel. [Dlisted]

- Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE]

- Melissa Etheridge still thinks Angelina Jolie is an idiot for chopping off her breasts. [Fishwrapper]

- That real name Facebook horseshit was all because of one troll. Of course. [The Frisky]

- The Luckiest Bastard In The World [WWTDD]

- Conservatives would prefer if school kids don’t learn about that whole slavery thing. [Death and Taxes]

- Emmy Rossum won the Michael Kors Special Dinner. [Popoholic]

- Sarah Silverman apparently played Joan Rivers in an SNL sketch. [tooFab]

- Kristin Cavallari is a reality star cougar now. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Lindsay Lohan got into a drunken fight. Balance has been restored to The Force. [Celebslam]

- Iggy Azalea‘s ass implant, anyone? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Photos: AKM-GSI, FameFlynet

Candice Swanepoel Is Topless

October 5th, 2014 // 27 Comments

Here’s Candice Swanepoel posing topless in Hawaii, and I’ve already written – *counts* – 13 more words than I needed to write. Make that 23. See you in the morning. (28)

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Photos: FameFlynet/AKM-GSI

Lindsay & The Amazing Technicolor Dream Nipple

October 3rd, 2014 // 15 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the after-party for the opening night of “Speed-the-Plow” where she managed to only forget one line and was deemed “competent without being exciting.” Which is pretty fucking amazing for Lindsay Lohan considering not a single review contained the words, “And then she try to blow everyone.” However, she did wear a dress that makes her nipples look like they have lens flare, so clearly she thinks she deserves to work with J.J. Abrams now. That shit went right to her head.

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Photos: Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News

Abigail Ratchford’s In A Bikini Again

October 3rd, 2014 // 10 Comments

It’s been way too long since we posted Abigail Ratchford pics, so here she is posing for Garry “Prophecy” Sun in Malibu, and again, I refuse to believe this chick is from Pennsylvania because nobody from this state is this hot. Trust me, I would’ve spotted them in all the cool places I go whenever I actually leave the house. I’m talking the comic book store, the toy aisle in Target, wherever they keep the superhero T-shirts at Old Navy, and sometimes even Cracker Barrel. Places you practically have to barricade women away from until they overpower you easily. Their arms are so strong.

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Photos: SunOfHollywood.com