Archive for the ‘Hot Bodies’ Category

Lindsay Lohan’s In A Bikini Again

July 21st, 2014 // 83 Comments

When you’re a hard-working actress fresh off of an award for Biggest Comeback, it’s important to take a moment and relax on the yacht you’ve been blowing a man to be on for the past week. Also, pop a lot of zits. That’s really the key to this whole sexy stew. I’m talking way more important than not looking like a barnacle with tits. You just let the coke bloat handle that.

Photos: Xposure/AKM-GSI

Anastasia Ashley & Logan Fazio Had A Butt-Off

July 21st, 2014 // 23 Comments

Because it’s been a depressing morning, here are Anastasia Ashley and Logan Fazio “The Pin-Up Paparazzo” having a butt-off in Miami over the weekend. And if that doesn’t brighten your mood, congratulations, you’re already dead and being cremated in the Middle East. I don’t even know how you’re reading this. Do ghosts have Obamaphones? Is that’s what happening here? Get a ghost-job!

Photos: FAMA/AKM-GSI, FameFlynet, INFphoto

Let’s Start With Ashley Sky And Other News

July 20th, 2014 // 13 Comments

- So obviously pregnant. Who are you fooling?! [Lainey Gossip]

- The Royal Baby is walking. All shall perish. [Dlisted]

- There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us [theCHIVE]

- Like Kim Kardashian knows her kid’s naptime. Or her name for that matter. [Fishwrapper]

- Science can’t even prove that women talk more than men, so religion it is then. [The Frisky]

- Except Scott Disick survived alcohol poisoning, so back to science. Magic had its chance. [WWTDD]

- Kat Dennings‘ cleavage was kind of out. [Popoholic]

- Adam Levine just committed himself to one supermodel vagina. Until the divorce. [Starpulse]

- Lea Michele really wants you to look at her ass. [tooFab]

- Tim McGraw slapped a woman for trying to grab his dick. [IDLYITW]

- What’s up, Abigail Clancy? [Hollywood Tuna]

- The Sexiest Social Media Pics of the Week [Celebslam]

- The University of Warwick Girls Rowing Team made a naked calendar. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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Devin Brugman Is The Crap I Missed – Friday 7.18.14

July 18th, 2014 // 20 Comments

Alright, folks, Photo Boy’s off today, so The Crap We Missed will return Monday. So to make up for that, here are Devin Brugman‘s crazy awesome breasts and ass in a bikini which if I’m being honest, should make up for everything that’s gone wrong in your life. Divorce, unemployment, erectile dysfunction, the cure for AIDS being shot out of the sky, I could list things all day. The point is that was then, Devin is now. Live in the now.

Photos: FameFlynet, Splash News

What Happened To Britney Spears’ Face?

July 18th, 2014 // 54 Comments

Here’s Britney Spears leaving a gym with her mom yesterday – I’ll assume this is related. – and seriously, what the hell is going on with her face? Are they starving her? Because my money’s on starving her. And yet nobody’s going to do anything. But if she was a puppy, you’d all sign 20,000 petitions and storm her house with hot dogs on pitchforks. Sometimes, Internet. Some fucking times…

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Hey, Look How Hot Kim Kardashian Is When She’s Next To A Dying Pregnant Woman

July 18th, 2014 // 26 Comments

Because her husband has only spent nine days with her since their wedding and doesn’t want to ruin his streak, here’s Kim Kardsahian in Mexico this week where she let his rapists take exclusive bikini photos of her for fun and profit. Plus she also tossed a few shots to Instagram where she courteously used Joe Francis‘ pregnant fiance lying bloated and oblivious in the background to make her ass look better by comparison which is always a polite way to thank someone for their hospitality. Most people prefer it.

New Daredevil Will Bang Jessica From ‘True Blood’

July 18th, 2014 // 11 Comments
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If you follow me on Facebook or Twitter, you already saw this yesterday, but you didn’t get to see it with sexy lingerie photos, so let’s all agree I blow dicks at social media. Anyway, Variety reports Deborah Ann Woll will play oddly-balding Matt Murdock‘s love interest Karen Page in Marvel’s Daredevil series for Netflix. Now, for those of you who get to experience the human log flume known as the vagina, Kevin Smith famously killed off Karen by having Mysterio trick her into thinking she has AIDS which means I’ve now written two posts that gave Donald Sterling a boner. I swear to God he’s not paying me.

Photos: Tyler Shields

What’s Up, Jaime Pressly’s Butt? And Other News

July 17th, 2014 // 15 Comments

- Even Miley Cyrus can avoid the paparazzi, Kanye. It’s your wife. [Lainey Gossip]

- And Kendra‘s pulling a Tori Spelling. Of course. [Dlisted]

- Bouncing Breast GIFs. Get on it. [theCHIVE]

- Whoreling 1 and Whoreling 2 are going to be wonderful adults. Just wonderful. [Fishwrapper]

- Hey, let the man dream of becoming a maxi-pad, alright? [The Frisky]

- Erin Andrews failed journalism. [WWTDD]

- Gracie Carvalhos in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Drake said something about Macklemore apparently. [Starpulse]

- They should’ve got that real-life Elsa chick from Florida. [tooFab]

- Emma Stone thinks her dead grandfather leaves her quarters. [IDLYITW]

- Jesus Christ, Ann-Kathrin Brommel. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kimora Lee has breasts. [Celebslam]

- Nicole Scherzinger can twerk. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

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