UPDATE: Carrie Prejean made 8 sex tapes, 30 nude photos

November 13th, 2009 // 147 Comments

Carrie Prejean called the sex tape she tried to coerce a boyfriend into covering up “the biggest mistake of her life.” Turns out it was one out of almost 40, according to RadarOnline:

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.
On one tape Carrie is wearing just a flowing white blouse as she touches her own body in an alluring manner. Carrie can be heard moaning on a few of the tapes.
In her newly released book Carrie wrote, “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”

Carrie Prejean, you and I started off on the wrong foot. So what say we go out to eat, maybe catch a Kirk Cameron movie then sit in front of my webcam and see what happens? I’ll even pretend to convert to Christianity if that’ll smooth things over. Trust me, I’ll be really convincing. Watch: “Baby Jesus had strong little legs that helped him outrun dinosaurs.” BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA! Nailed that shit.

UPDATE: Vivid Entertainment already has the first tape and is attempting to negotiate its release with Carrie Prejean, according to TMZ. Now would be a good time to pray.

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  1. Peter Potamus

    yah get that sex tape I sentcha?

  2. Moses

    That much fisting leads to incontinence!!

  3. Big daddy cool

    Big deal, I have tons of sex tapes. All POV solo films. Wait, what?

  4. Gob

    LEak! Leak! Leak!

  5. FSM

    My hopes it that one of the performances involves the long end of a crucifix.

    My fear is that this negative publicity/public humiliation will result in other young women being more hesitant to make their own performances.

  6. F*ckRandal

    where are these sex tapes, and why am I not jerking off to them yet? God must be hiding them from us…

  7. annie

    Solo performance, does that mean with or without a vibrator??

  8. fuck this cunt

    no way this bitch is good in bed…she def just lays there like a sack…..id still blow my load all over he teeth though

  9. fuck this cunt

    no way this bitch is good in bed…she def just lays there like a sack…..id still blow my load all over he teeth though

  10. Self-abuse is a sin…bad girl. No spanking.

  11. Jarhead

    Sooooo….let’s see this shit!

  12. havoc

    Its just a matter of time before we get to see the pinkness….

    .

  13. VaginaGod

    I wonder how her vagina smells. Also, if she has any panty stains from her vagina, I’d wank all over them. I wonder if she’s into facials.

  14. GiveItUp

    Let’s stop writing about these tapes and photos. Let’s SEE them. I have a feeling this is all leading to a playboy pictorial.

  15. JesusChrist

    If Carrie had been at the last supper. The apostle’s could of gang banged her for Jesus. Back then we didn’t have film though. The gang bang would of become a gospel. In fact to set the record straight when I said take this and eat it for this is my body I was talking to Mary Magdalene and I was holding my dick. I made all the apostles watch. Isn’t amazing how time can change a story?

  16. Smarm

    ” 15. JesusChrist – November 13, 2009 4:20 PM

    If Carrie had been at the last supper. The apostle’s could of gang banged her for Jesus. Back then we didn’t have film though. The gang bang would of become a gospel. In fact to set the record straight when I said take this and eat it for this is my body I was talking to Mary Magdalene and I was holding my dick. I made all the apostles watch. Isn’t amazing how time can change a story?

    I dont really care about religious humor but that was just flat out fucking stupid. I guess you were trying to sound funny, but unfortunately for you, you were way off the fucking mark. Shut up. And buy a joke book- it wont be worth a shit either, but at least then, you can blame the book, as opposed to your lack of wit.

  17. Kevin

    When does the girl on girl tape hit the news stands?

  18. JesusChrist

    16. Smarm. That was funny. You lack wit cuz you eat your own shit. lighten up you’ll die soon enough.

  19. NobodySpecial

    Fingerbang, bang….. bang, bang!
    Fingerbang, bang…… bang, bang, bang!

    Come on Carrie, its time to come clean on your real talents. Come on over to the dark side, you hot little sinner, you !

  20. Liz

    One-woman-Hindenberg? Jesus, she’s starting to make Britney Spears seem levelheaded and honest.

    If she was smart, she’d just plunge into a caeer in porn and milk this thing while it’s still relevant.

  21. Smarm

    Wow, 0 for 2, nice work, dickhead. What’re you, 4?

    Heres a hint, fuckstick- when you have to post yourself, to promote something as funny? Its not, and you’re still an idiot. Now go crucifix yourself like a good little martyr.

  22. welldoneson

    Sex tapes? I made hundreds of sex tapes.
    I don’t have ready access to them, though.

  23. What a LIAR

    Let’s list all the things little miss “tits4jesus” has done that are SO christian:

    1) She got a boob job so she could win a beauty pageant (in violation of tournament rules)
    2) She lied about the boob job, claiming she was a “natural” woman
    3) She lied about topless photos existence, claiming “they don’t exist”
    4) She lied when she said “there were taken when I was 17″
    5) She lied when she said “there’s only one set of topless photos”
    6) She lied when she said “oh, the wind blew my top open”
    7) She lied about her masturbation tape, saying “oh, that’s not me”
    8) She lied when she said there was only one tape
    9) She tried to make her ex lie to say she was “only 17″ when the tape was made, which seems to be a typical excuse of hers
    10) Now it turns out that she has a total of almost 40 “biggest mistakes” she’s made; 7 masturbation videos & ~ some 30 odd photos (some with full frontal nudity)

    As it turns out, little miss “tits4jesus” is the worlds biggest liar, deceiver, manipulator & hypocrite. I hope that the entire Christian community shuns her; she’s lied to EVERYONE. Enough already; she needs to just disappear…

  24. Drew

    @20, if she was smart she’d be exploiting the shit out of this for publicity. Oh wait..

    Where have you been to think that publicity like this doesn’t start/skyrocket careers? Under a rock?

  25. Star P

    Oh well, she can’t help it, she likes dicks.

  26. Star P

    Oh well, she can’t help it, she likes dicks.

  27. JesusChrist

    @ 21.. God smarm. Your just such a scary guy. Why don’t you film yourself sticking that crucifix up your butt and post it here. Maybe then I’ll learn how to be funny. But it wouldn’t be funny would it? When I told you to eat shit I meant from a plate not by sticking your head up your ass. Take it out and get some air dude. The world is passing you by.

  28. pimp

    Smarm, shut your dumb ass you call a mouth. Jesus, that was some funny shit. Having ended this disagreement, I’d like to say that I would love to lick on her bleached asshole…

  29. toolboy

    Sometimes, they jest ain’t enough stones in the world….I’m going to SupaWalmart and gettin’ the BIG bag o cheetos for this one. WOOOT!

  30. Julie Chisty

    You all are a bunch of sick fuck losers.

  31. Angel of Death

    I’d like to fist fuck her with a ram’s head on the end of a fucking spear.

    Carrie Prejean is a vapid, sad, shallow, gaping, diseased slut whore.

  32. Donny

    WHERE DEM PICS?

  33. Agent Pr0n Finder

    Agent Smith: We’ll need a search running.
    Agent Jones: It has already begun …

  34. KIKI

    She is so into herself!!!!!!!

  35. JD

    There. Are. No. Pics.

  36. I LOVE CARRIE

    GOD, PLEASE LET US SEE THOSE SEX TAPES!!!!!!!

  37. Nate

    Carrie the Masturbation Guru ?

  38. Jake

    would eat her pussy for hours. Bangin’, bangin’

  39. Smurf Alert

    If she were a Smurf, she would be Vanity Smurf. Correct me if I am wrong but wasn’t Vanity Smurf gay?

  40. Hooyaaa

    She loves herself lots. As long as Preporn has a mirror and a camera, she will be juuuust fine!

  41. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Are we gonna see her finger her twat or what? Let’s see her juicy pink pussy in action! I hope its good, she looks very frigid.

  42. Angel in the mirror

    “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God by making our bodies, our temples of the Holy Spirit, strong and fast.”
    ******************************
    Ok, does this make any sense or is it just Old Testament talk?

  43. Hiya

    @ 41. In my experience people who are extremly vain make lousy lovers. They are too worried about how they look while having sex. Sex if it is good can look bad.

  44. Finger Lickin Good

    Here is Carrie preparing to masturbate

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  45. Fsyko Looser

    This book is going to be the biggest joke book out there. Christian my ass.

  46. Wow

    Wow at 44. You are awsome and have a lot of time on your hands :)

  47. Grand Dragon

    Tits or it didnt happen

  48. who dat

    I know I’m fuckin AWESOME, thats why I posted it.

  49. JesusChrist

    @28…Thanks pimp…a little backup at times is nice…I’ve invited Carrie to heaven to bleach her butthole…when she’s done you can have the first look…if you like…it is yours…it is good to be god

  50. horn-dog

    @44- great job!

    Now, as for Carrie, where are these tapes and pics? I have gallons of jizz to blast here. Hurry up people!!

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