Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

The Superficial / July 16, 2010

Here’s Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher on their honeymoon in Tahiti this week and I really wish I could get it up for this chick. I really do. I don’t know if it’s because of her holier-than-thou attitude or maybe I’m just too scared to get my heartbroken if she blows up like that dude from American Idol. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I have sensitive feelings about the objects I use only for sexual gratification. I’m like a delicate flower.

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