Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

July 16th, 2010 // 29 Comments

Here’s Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher on their honeymoon in Tahiti this week and I really wish I could get it up for this chick. I really do. I don’t know if it’s because of her holier-than-thou attitude or maybe I’m just too scared to get my heartbroken if she blows up like that dude from American Idol. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I have sensitive feelings about the objects I use only for sexual gratification. I’m like a delicate flower.

Photos: Flynet

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    Yort
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    Is that a tattoo a few inches above her pussy

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    sybianz
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    Woah!…. thats a big bitch!

  3. dk

    We went to college together, she really isn’t that religious.

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    I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers….

  5. captain america

    sorry americans, WE HAVE A PROSTITUTE HERE!!

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    Mr. BIG BALLS
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    Now do you FINALLY see why the fuck horny old Simone praised her on “American Idol”???? Sure wasn’t the singing/screaming/yelling. These pics gave me no BONER at all, understandably. I got t-shirt where I cross out ‘wood’ in her name and replace it with ‘wear’

  7. shankyouverymuch

    I can’t believe this fucking GAY site is so PC that they won’t let you spell the ‘N’ word any more, HOW FUCK STUPID! What a bunch of ‘nig gers’

  8. shankyouverymuch

    I can’t believe this fucking GAY site is so PC that they won’t let you spell the ‘N’ word any more, HOW FUCK STUPID! What a bunch of ‘ni ggers’

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    Dank
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    What the hell is wrong with her arm in pic 2? is that a squigly tattoo?

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    mark
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    Everything about her is plain and ordinary.

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