Carrie Underwood in a Bikini

July 16th, 2010 // 15 Comments
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Here’s Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher on their honeymoon in Tahiti this week and I really wish I could get it up for this chick. I really do. I don’t know if it’s because of her holier-than-thou attitude or maybe I’m just too scared to get my heartbroken if she blows up like that dude from American Idol. I guess what I’m trying to say is, I have sensitive feelings about the objects I use only for sexual gratification. I’m like a delicate flower.

Photos: Flynet

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Comments (15)

  1. Rob | July 16, 2010 at 11:41 am

    I know what it is. Subconsciously, you’ve realized her married name is Carrie Fisher and… well… yeah.

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  2. Cock Dr | July 16, 2010 at 11:43 am

    RE: “delicate flower”
    You’re just worn out from all that Banner Girl Facebook debauchery.
    Dr prescribes rest…..then normal responses to blonde in bikini will return.

    Reply
  3. Bob | July 16, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    fucking BORING FISH!!!! the fuck is wrong with fish dude these days. Is like the original fish got ass fucked and is not funny anymore. whoever the fuck is writing these comments needs to stop trying hard to be funny.

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    • Parker | July 23, 2010 at 8:52 pm

      Nerd Rage! Umadbro?

      Reply
  4. Darth | July 16, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    This would be head-turning if her name was Underpants.

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  5. Bob | July 16, 2010 at 12:04 pm

    wheres the lindsay post of the day??

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  6. duncancade | July 16, 2010 at 12:38 pm

    I hate to say it, because I think Carrie Underwood is HOT, but the Sienna Miller, Lindsay Lohan, and Heather Graham photos were more interesting then this! What are you zooming in on?

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    • Roy Mabe Jr. | February 7, 2011 at 10:52 am

      Alright everyone,leave Carrie alone, let her show her best parts and give us guys what we want a glimpse of a beautiful woman in a bikini and go on.

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  7. dude | July 16, 2010 at 12:55 pm

    carrie underwood’s pretty much never done it for me either, and the stupid tattoo over her ass iced the cake. she’s boring, i hate cuntry music, so whatever. duncancade was tight, heather graham looks hotter. WAY hotter.

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    • dude | July 16, 2010 at 12:56 pm

      oops i meant duncancade was RIGHT not tight lol..

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      • Bob | July 16, 2010 at 1:02 pm

        fagggg!! you meant TIGHT!

  8. dk | July 16, 2010 at 2:12 pm

    We went to college together, she really isn’t that religious.

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  9. captain america | July 17, 2010 at 12:28 am

    sorry americans, WE HAVE A PROSTITUTE HERE!!

    Reply
  10. shankyouverymuch | July 17, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    I can’t believe this fucking GAY site is so PC that they won’t let you spell the ‘N’ word any more, HOW FUCK STUPID! What a bunch of ‘nig gers’

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  11. shankyouverymuch | July 17, 2010 at 3:53 pm

    I can’t believe this fucking GAY site is so PC that they won’t let you spell the ‘N’ word any more, HOW FUCK STUPID! What a bunch of ‘ni ggers’

    Reply

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