I’ve honestly never been a big fan of Carrie Underwood. 1. I don’t like country. 2. Just before she got married a few years back, she made it a point to basically judge anyone that “lived in sin” before getting married, and 3. She never really did it for me. That said, here she is surprisingly coming out in favor of gay marriage which I’m man enough to acknowledge while reusing all these bikini photos of her I had laying around the site. I share a lot of similarities with Jesus that way. Via Hollywood Life:
In an new interview with The Independent in the UK, the 29-year-old songstress opens up about her support, saying, “As a married person myself, I don’t know what it’s like to be told I can’t marry somebody I love, and want to marry. I can’t imagine how that must feel. I definitely think we should all have the right to love, and love publicly, the people that we want to love.”
Carrie explains that, though she was raised Baptist, a church that tends to stand against homosexuality, she and husband Mike Fisher now attend a non-denominational congregation.
I could go off on a tangent on how Carrie’s current form of Christianity is even more picking and choosing of the parts of the Bible she likes, but it resulted in one less person trying to shit on the rights of the other to make their imaginary friend happy, so go nuts. Also, her argument is presented in the form of bikini pictures, so I probably would’ve let anything she said slide. “Bloggers are a superstitious and cowardly lot easily frightened by human contact? WHO TOLD?”
Photos: Splash News
And now she’s even wearing the Green Lantern bikini!
That’s sooooooo gay!
What about offerring your daughter’s virginity to your neighbor if you are feuding? Has she forgoteen that part as well?
And can we do this with other stuff? Like, the Laws of Psychics for example?
“ummm….I’m gonna forget about gravity, Y’ALL ! “
I didn’t know psychics had laws. I thought they just made up shit, and if you doubted them, they go, “The cyards don’t lie!”
If you’re looking for the Laws of Psychics then Dionne Warwick probably has some good advice.
The only psychic I would ever trust is Gary Spivey:
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Master of the albino hair-helmet!
There is one known scientific “Law”, and that is Newton’s Law of graivty.
Religion is sooooo fucking gay.
im all for everyone having equal rights but i think its stupid for
wanda sykes to tell us we shouldn’t say stuff is gay
it’s cuz wanda sykes is seriously gay.
I heard she’s a lesbian too.
It’s not so much the specific word as it is the general attitude. It’s not like the meaning arose independently; *any* word you use to say that someone is genuinely gay is also an insult, and that’s not a coincidence. I’m not saying that everyone who says it means it like that, but understand that it all looks the same from the other side, so that’s not that much consolation.
TLDR
i wish all arguments were presented in bikini form
cute body!!!
She can support God any damn thing she wants.
I fully support Carrie getting a boob job. Sky God does not like tiny titties. BE DAMNED SINNERS!
Holy crap – does that tattoo go all the way through from the front side?
She should probably read Leviticus 19:28 before she comments on religion:
You shall not make any cuts in your body for the dead nor make any tattoo marks on yourselves: I am the LORD.
Doesn’t Leviticus also tell people to keep kosher? Maybe I’m misunderstanding something fundamental, but I don’t think Christians are bound by Leviticus the way the Jews are supposed to be. Or I should say the Orthodox Jews, because Reform and secular Jews pretty much ignore a lot of Leviticus, too.
The problem is that Christians invoke Leviticus when referring to Homosexuality as a sin, but coveniently disregard the rest. It kind of makes them look a little hypocritical.
I support her undercarriage.
She’s no Fantasia.
Religious people are full of shit.
oh look!!…its the village atheist.
Religion is dying out. It is the natural progression of humanity to go from superstition to enlightenment. That is why we no longer burn witches at the stake (at least in the USA…mostly). Now stupidity in the relative sense will always exist. So that’s why we have people saying the earth isn’t getting warmer because it snowed in February.
Anyhoo, what I meant to say is, “I’d fuck her.”
you sound like a liberal
Hmmm. Your name is Buck. You might be a white American male from the midwest or south. Am I close?
Hey, sparky, some of the people in the south are ok. Not, Buck, who likes to fuck, but some of us, you know, can be kinda cool.
His name is Buck and he’s here to fuck.
(Sorry, kimmy, I didn’t read your comment first.)
You make it sound like there’s only one atheist around here. There are a lot more of us than you think, some people are just afraid to admit it because they don’t want their religious counterparts bitching them out about it.
Full on vulv. Looks like we’re dealing with a zip lock pussy here.
Aw, why the thumbs down? Some girls have zip lock bags, some girls have roast beef sandwiches. It’s just a part of vulvahood! Grow up, people!
She needs to support that jaw. Jay Leno is jealous. That ugly Willis daughter, Runner/Roomer/whateverhername is, is…….. scratch that!
I am SO HUNGRY right now!!!!
Extremely nice butt!!
You spelled flat wrong.
“Guys I get it now! Nobody in Hollywood is a Baptist.”
If support of gay marriage is some sort of deal breaker in your attraction for a woman, women probably aren’t your thing to begin with.
So if I break up with someone for being racist, and don’t want to associate myself with that kind of mentality, you’re saying that I secretly wish they were black? Wow.
TSDR.
Being against gay marriage is hardly the same as being racist so your comparison is invalid to start with. She never stated she was against it – she just didn’t have a public opinion, so it’s doubly dumb. The entire post is essentially pointless – just another opportunity for ‘fish to help continue brainwashing/shaming the public into thinking this is actually an important issue. It isn’t.
Her in a bikini is not making the case for gay marriage like she thinks it is.
PERFECTION!!!
Do the last 3 letters in your name spell what you’re attracted to?
“extremely nice butt” …I’m still looking for it? Is it wearing a striped shirt and glasses? I think shes hot but she has the body of a 15 yr old Bradd Pitt.
Nice butt… uh, no. but a very juicy looking pouch.
I’d ignore her and just suck her box.
How is she “trying to shit on the rights of the other” ?
Did she picket against gay marriage ? Did she stop a gay marriage from proceeding ?
No, she had an opinion, and expressed it. That’s called freedom of thought and freedom of expression.
Are you some sort of communist that you’re against those two freedoms ?
I smell duuuummmmbbbb.
*facepalm*
Maybe the phrasing was a bit harsh, but
1. If she could, she would. If the only reason I don’t shoot you is because I don’t have a gun, that doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong; acting as if intent isn’t a problem is stupid. The westboro baptist idiots haven’t actually stopped a ceremony, and so haven’t broken the law, but that doesn’t mean that they aren’t trying to shit on the rights of others. They are, they’re just failing because people won’t let them succeed. That doesn’t make it right.
2. Having the right to something isn’t the same thing as being right. She has the right to freedom of expression, we have the right to criticize. Otherwise it’s less “freedom of expression” and more “you’re safe as long as you spoke first”.
3. Communism is economics, and has nothing to do with removal of freedom of speech. Communism doesn’t mean fascism or similar forms of government.
TLDR. A.
i love you, whoever you are that writes these
Carrie Underwood in: Operation Cameltoe. Coming to theaters July 4th.
is it just me or does it look like she has a package down there?
I think its a rather nice vagina !!!
That’s the under-wood.
Looks to me like a clit most men would beg to suck on.
I would marry Carrie gay or straight. People, she really has a fantastic body.
Yeah, um, she’s not the brightest bulb at Home Depot but… I still don’t hate her. AND her figure is cute.
Hooray for smaller-boobed girls.
Only one explanation for this….the threesome went better than expected.
If she was standing in front of me dressed like that I would support her in any damn thing she says at that moment, especially if it was going to get me some booty.
Let me explain this to you – MOST Christians do not follow a literal interpretation of the bible – because most are educated enough to recognize that there are lots of contradictions within the bible itself, and that life 2000+ years ago, when most of it was written, was very different than it is today. We’ve made a lot of progress in human rights since then and we’ve learned from history.
Evangelicals and fundamentalists make all the noise but they don’t speak for the vast majority of Christians.
I bet she has some serious swollen meat suck’in lips under that bikini.
carrie underwood is super hot.
a sad ass
carrie underwood’s camel toe is super hot.
Her camel toe is magically delicious. :D
“Under wood”… thats what she said.
I am in Love.
W o W
Gorgeous
Beautiful
sexy