A Special Thanks

I just wanted to drop a sincere thanks to everyone who’s offered feedback since the redesign launched which I’ve submitted to our product team who’ve been busting their asses tweaking things and adapting to your responses. It’s crazy humbling to see you guys give a shit about our little boob and dick joke portal. Even those of you who are a tad too obsessed with serifs, and I now lie awake in terror of. But my imminent death aside, I’m hoping you guys will eventually dig the improvements we’re making now that the groundwork’s been laid and we’re all moved in, and I definitely made some requests to give the site a touch of its old feel back, so keep a look out for those.

Also, I want to give some major love to Photo Boy, and not in the ways I’ve extensively written about in my dream journal, because he’s been doing some goddamn yeoman’s work this week while I’ve been completely distracted and farting out whatever it is I’ve been writing about. Lindsay Lohan fucking a mosquito? Nailed it. Anyway, you’re an officer and a gentlemen, and not just because I make you wear a sailor’s outfit to work. That’s how I support the troops, and you hate America if you argue with that. I’ve read the Constitution.

- The Superficial

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