Captain America is Not Charlie Sheen And Other News

October 28th, 2010 // 18 Comments
Captain America Chris Evans Entertainment Weekly Cover

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- Chris Evans talks Captain America. [Entertainment Weekly]

- Hey, look at that. Capri Anderson is naked. [Egotastic]

- Roger Sterling’s book is actually a book. SOLD. [Popeater]

- Justin Bieber is just that beautiful. [Dlisted]

- David Beckham gets a massage. [Lainey Gossip]

- Marisa Miller in leather pants. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Audrina Patridge has a drunk, trashy mom. Neat. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Katy Perry has a new video. [Just Jared]

- Taylor Swift’s wax figure looks… so much like her. [Popoholic]

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  1. Ash Bones

    First Captain!

  2. That Guy

    I still don’t know about Chris as Captain America. Maybe some clips from the movie can change my mind on the subject.

  3. I don’t like that artwork. He looks confused. And kinda like “The Situation” from Jersey Shore.

    Which, I suppose, is appropriate.

  4. DKNY

    Fireworks coming out of Katy Perry’s chest… that’s pretty much how I imagined it would be like to see her tits.

  5. Captian America looks … gay … this guy looks too pretty and feminine to be Captain America.

    Pricilla Queen of the Desert Maybe …

    • Cock Dr

      That face is far too mulish to be called pretty.
      Just about any guy would look gay in that getup.
      Are the men in Hollywood getting lip filler treatments now too?

      • Johnny Cage

        Both Casper Van Dien and Mike O’hearn (Titan from American Gladiators) would be cool alternatives to have played Cap. One thing that’s important about the Captain is that you get the manly square jaw right.

  6. Sheena

    Taylor Swift should stop doing that with her hair.

  7. anonymous

    love captain america but everything about this upcoming movie looks like ass.

  8. Captain America Chris Evans Entertainment Weekly Cover
    Commented on this photo:

    Look at that nose, so what Captain America’s a jew now?

  9. Someone should have taken an upskirt of taylor’s dummy for a goof–and of course one of her, then put *those* side by side. Maybe they’d match instead

  10. Anonymous

    How the hell is Captain America’s shield dented? It’s indestructible.

  11. captain america

    ………THIS IS A FACT, folks!!!!

  12. GravyLeg

    I feel bad for this Chris Evans fellow having to share a mag cover with Samantha Ronson… Bet he was pissed…

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