Captain America Is Gonna Move Some Steroids

May 15th, 2013 // 31 Comments
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A little over two weeks ago, Chris Evans looked like this while attending a GLAAD event with his gay brother Scott. And now here he is on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier yesterday looking fucking gigantic, so let’s keep pushing that message to the kids:

“Hey, Captain America, how’d you get those muscles?”
“Drugs!”

As for what’s happening in this scene, it’s clearly the part where Scarlett Johansson‘s Black Widow walks over to a Lamborghini in tight jeans and Cap goes, “So everyone knows I have super-strength and was frozen for 80 years just as I was about to lose my virginity, right? I feel like I should point that out for no particular reason. AHAHAHAHA!” (See? He’s laughing.)

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Deacon Jones

    He’s not that big. Now the first one…he was big then.

    • Luke

      I agree. He is thin and has large pecs and biceps. Those can be easily hidden under a suit. Plus, with muscle memory, you can get a lot bigger in two weeks naturally.

  2. “We have to do something to bulk up Captain America! I just found out that in the next Spider-Man movie, they’re giving him a shake-weight!”

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    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Check out this glass dildo! You can barely see it!”

  4. teddy

    Apparently the fish doesn’t know how muscles work.. they (actors) all lift weights before the shot, which pumps them up temporarily, everyone knows this.

    • So they’re filming Captain America wearing track pants and an Under Armor shirt? I didn’t realize that the Star-Spangled Avenger waterproofing the deck on his day off was going to feature prominently in this one.

  5. No way, man… Cap just stuck with the prayers, the training and the vitamins, brother, and look at the size of his pythons!

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    CrashHell
    Commented on this photo:

    DERP!

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Scarlett….SCARLETT..put down the window, Scarlett. This thing isn’t going to suck itself and its starting to get cold.”

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Bro, what did I tell you about cumming on my back? INSIDE me. This shit shows up through this gay-ass shirts.”

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    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Har HAr Har. Nowwwww you tell me you slept with Kayne!”

  10. Alex

    But… Captain America DID get those muscles with drugs.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Not one person has asked to see a picture of my Tony Award today. NOT ONE!”

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    John
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT ASS!!!!!!!

  13. maoix

    Not sure if srs…you think steroids inflate muscles after a week?

  14. bob

    That’s a ferrari 458 btw, not a lambo. Prob should get your facts straight first.

  15. Good. I don’t care what he’s got to take to get in shape. HGH, Steroids, stem cells, it doesn’t matter. I’m unrealistically excited for Capt. America 2 and already expressed my displeasure in the post with his brother.

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    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    DAT ASS!!!!!!!

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    juju
    Commented on this photo:

    If that’s the result of steroid… PUT THEM IN THE WATER SUPPLY NETWORK!

  18. Jenn

    I think it’s just like girls’s boobs, it’s all about the tight shirt. I’m ok with him wearing this shirt by the way..or no shirt at all.

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    simon
    Commented on this photo:

    did he borrow leftover botox from Minka. his face looks weird

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    Kinno
    Commented on this photo:

    Super hot Gomer.

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    mems
    Commented on this photo:

    yes please

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    a_sourgirl
    Commented on this photo:

    Watcha touchin’ down there, Cap? :3

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    siggi
    Commented on this photo:

    need to scratch after all of jeters and Mayer leftovers!

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