Captain America Is Gonna Move Some Steroids

The Superficial / May 15, 2013

A little over two weeks ago, Chris Evans looked like this while attending a GLAAD event with his gay brother Scott. And now here he is on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier yesterday looking fucking gigantic, so let’s keep pushing that message to the kids:

“Hey, Captain America, how’d you get those muscles?”
“Drugs!”

As for what’s happening in this scene, it’s clearly the part where Scarlett Johansson’s Black Widow walks over to a Lamborghini in tight jeans and Cap goes, “So everyone knows I have super-strength and was frozen for 80 years just as I was about to lose my virginity, right? I feel like I should point that out for no particular reason. AHAHAHAHA!” (See? He’s laughing.)

Photos: Splash News