I don’t know what the hell is going on this summer, but apparently every single movie is shooting directly in front of the paparazzi because now here’s Chris Evans in his new Captain America costume on the Cleveland set of The Avengers. I say new because for those of you who have sex with women, Cap’s – us dorks call him Cap – mythology involves him being frozen in the Arctic where he’s eventually thawed out in the present day and continues to battle tyranny and, I dunno, let’s say socialized medicine. That seems like a modern twist portions of America can get behind.
IRON MAN: Hey, Cap, these guys want everybody to have affordable health care.
CAP: The fuck they do… [Ed. Note: This should be his new catchphrase.]
Photos: Splash News
Frist!
Hmm, frist? Really? Ok…
Fcuk you kimmy!
I just read the script for the second Captain America movie… It’s set for 20 years in the future. Don’t want to give to much away, but Cap ends up taking it hard up the ass from Commander China.
Like we really wanted to hear your personal gay sex fantasy with Chris Evans.
Nah, it’s well established that Popsicle uh, Cap’ would introduce the Tea Baggers to the business end of his shield.
Captain America is a prime example of how cheating to become the best is a part of America. and Hulk Hogan. And Arnold. Whatever
I liked the recent movie, hope the Avengers movie will be good, but not counting on it.
This demonstrates the genius of comic book artists, that they can make people in superhero costumes look good. It’s impossible to wear something like that in real life without looking completely (ahem) retarded.
No shit…it’s sad that they even TRY to translate comic costumes to live action. It doesn’t work, in real life people look really gay in yellow spandex.
Movies like The Punisher do much better by just ignoring the comic costumes and making real world practical ones.
He must have a sweaty nut sack in that outfit.
That doesn’t look gay at all.
“To much away” Huhn? ok. My new mantra/battle cry…”The fuck they do!”
Will they call him Captain Bankruptcy when the dollar collapses?
He should throw his shield at Bernanke and Geithner.
Looks better than Heidi Klum in broad daylight
wow… they really screwed that up. The one from the current movie was much better, retained a bit of the look while injecting some real world practicality into it. this just looks like a lame Party City Halloween costume
burn baby burn,…
Please remove your political feelings from your already dull posts.
I concur, people with opinions and thoughts on things suck. They should stick to writing about that crap on their blogs or something.
Awesome, he gets jet boots!
Let’s focus people!
I’m assuming/hoping the zippers on the pants and on his tunic will be CGI’ed out in post-edit. Because those look awful.
What’s odd is that his combat-ready WW2 outfit is both tougher looking and also closer to the comic book version than what he’s wearing in this scene.
Anybody else notice the hand visible between Cap’s legs? What we have here is a case of anal fisting gone horribly wrong with the former fister now attempting to claw his way back out of the recipient’s ass.
I hate when that happens…
Cool.
I don’t get what was wrong with his costume from the other movie, that one actually had a nice look to it. This just looks like something from an off-broadway play or 80s movie.
this is Wal Mart’s effort…………
What’s his superpower? Having a hand coming out of his ass?
Captain America is an uber liberal. You’re thinking of Randian Tony Stark. No joke either.
“Captain America is an uber liberal.”
That would explain his gay costume.
I don’t know, most people are going to like this outfit. But it looks a bit too “colorful” for the movies. Maybe a darker blue and the top chest more like body armor. Nobody likes an all spandex look on film.
Yea the suit he had in the Captain America movie was great. I don’t know why in the world they changed it. This one looks really meh…..