Here’s Captain America’s New Costume in Broad Daylight, Of Course

August 16th, 2011 // 31 Comments

I don’t know what the hell is going on this summer, but apparently every single movie is shooting directly in front of the paparazzi because now here’s Chris Evans in his new Captain America costume on the Cleveland set of The Avengers. I say new because for those of you who have sex with women, Cap’s – us dorks call him Cap – mythology involves him being frozen in the Arctic where he’s eventually thawed out in the present day and continues to battle tyranny and, I dunno, let’s say socialized medicine. That seems like a modern twist portions of America can get behind.

IRON MAN: Hey, Cap, these guys want everybody to have affordable health care.
CAP: The fuck they do… [Ed. Note: This should be his new catchphrase.]

Photos: Splash News


  1. Fumus


  2. Richard McBeef

    I just read the script for the second Captain America movie… It’s set for 20 years in the future. Don’t want to give to much away, but Cap ends up taking it hard up the ass from Commander China.

  3. LordAtama

    Nah, it’s well established that Popsicle uh, Cap’ would introduce the Tea Baggers to the business end of his shield.

  4. grato

    Captain America is a prime example of how cheating to become the best is a part of America. and Hulk Hogan. And Arnold. Whatever

  5. Frank Burns

    I liked the recent movie, hope the Avengers movie will be good, but not counting on it.

  6. Fester

    This demonstrates the genius of comic book artists, that they can make people in superhero costumes look good. It’s impossible to wear something like that in real life without looking completely (ahem) retarded.

    • No shit…it’s sad that they even TRY to translate comic costumes to live action. It doesn’t work, in real life people look really gay in yellow spandex.

      Movies like The Punisher do much better by just ignoring the comic costumes and making real world practical ones.

  7. Dave Mustaine

    He must have a sweaty nut sack in that outfit.

  8. That doesn’t look gay at all.

  9. Spiel Check

    “To much away” Huhn? ok. My new mantra/battle cry…”The fuck they do!”

  10. Question

    Will they call him Captain Bankruptcy when the dollar collapses?

  11. DeucePickle

    Looks better than Heidi Klum in broad daylight

  12. Chris Evans Captain America The Avengers
    Commented on this photo:

    wow… they really screwed that up. The one from the current movie was much better, retained a bit of the look while injecting some real world practicality into it. this just looks like a lame Party City Halloween costume

  13. Chris Evans Captain America The Avengers
    Commented on this photo:

    burn baby burn,…

  14. Harry Doyle

    Please remove your political feelings from your already dull posts.

    • Frunken

      I concur, people with opinions and thoughts on things suck. They should stick to writing about that crap on their blogs or something.

  15. Chris Evans Captain America The Avengers
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome, he gets jet boots!

  16. crazypants

    Let’s focus people!

    I’m assuming/hoping the zippers on the pants and on his tunic will be CGI’ed out in post-edit. Because those look awful.

    What’s odd is that his combat-ready WW2 outfit is both tougher looking and also closer to the comic book version than what he’s wearing in this scene.

  17. Abby Normal

    Anybody else notice the hand visible between Cap’s legs? What we have here is a case of anal fisting gone horribly wrong with the former fister now attempting to claw his way back out of the recipient’s ass.
    I hate when that happens…

  18. Chris Evans Captain America The Avengers
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  19. Frunken

    I don’t get what was wrong with his costume from the other movie, that one actually had a nice look to it. This just looks like something from an off-broadway play or 80s movie.

  20. forrest gump

    this is Wal Mart’s effort…………

  21. paul

    What’s his superpower? Having a hand coming out of his ass?

  22. Captain America is an uber liberal. You’re thinking of Randian Tony Stark. No joke either.

  23. Johnny Cage

    I don’t know, most people are going to like this outfit. But it looks a bit too “colorful” for the movies. Maybe a darker blue and the top chest more like body armor. Nobody likes an all spandex look on film.

  24. sgttom

    Yea the suit he had in the Captain America movie was great. I don’t know why in the world they changed it. This one looks really meh…..

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