Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini and Other News

January 30th, 2012 // 47 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems need some support. (Breast Puns!) [theCHIVE]

- Sean Penn is confusing Haiti with Scarlett Johansson‘s vagina again. [Huffington Post]

- Nick Carter is 32, but his face looks more lik–AHH! [Dlisted]

- The curious case of Katherine Heigl‘s popularity. [Lainey Gossip]

- Karissa and Kristina Shannon getting the boot from Big Brother didn’t stop them from dressing like prostitutes. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Heidi Klum did a make-up free shoot for InStyle. Yeesh. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- JoJo‘s cleavage display might convince you to take her seriously as an artist. (It won’t.) [Popoholic]

- Jon Stewart moshing in the 80′s at a Dead Kennedy’s show. [Update: Or not.] [FilmDrunk]

- TRL: An unfortunate part of our history as humans that we’ll never be able to take back. [TooFab]

- Tareq Salahi probably shouldn’t check out Journey‘s next video. [TMZ]

- Brad and Angelina canoodled (There’s no excuse, I’m sorry.) throughout the whole SAG Awards. [Popsugar]

- Leonard DiCaprio took minute away from supermodel ass to pose for GQ Australia. [Just Jared]

- Drake is ready to play President Obama. No, really. [IDLYITW]

- 50 Cent wants to bet a million on the Super Bowl. [Celebslam]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Destiny Papalia [Heavy]

- Super Bowl 2013 Halftime Show: 20 Better Choices Than Madonna As long as they aren’t visibly menstruating, I’m down for anyone. [Bleacher Report]

- Steve Buscemi + Ryan Gosling = Macaulay Culkin. Still doesn’t explain how he banged Mila Kunis. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. I’ve been practicing my pickup line for her. Here goes “Hi, I’m Eric. I write witty retorts for a celebrity website. I also have a 14″ cock and a lot of money. Guess which one of these is true.”

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    God is Black
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    I was seriously going to masturbate to this but the Christina Aguilera vagina juice or sweat has given me erectile dysfunction!

  3. forrest gump

    …………..please name her “CANDY” swanepoel, folks!!

  4. Alex

    “Man, that Candice Swanepoel is such a fat ass! And talk about a butterface!”

    -every gay guy and fat chick

  5. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    I need this job!

  6. mmmmm… Dat ass.

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    She has a body to envy, but the dumb look on her face …. no, thanks

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    Cock Dr
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    She doesn’t seem substantial enough to take a merciless banging, but perhaps she’s sturdier than she looks.

  9. Dan

    yummy… *drools*

  10. Bob

    is that dimple on her butt? Never seem that before!

  11. lily

    her body is perfection

  12. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    Legal Secretaries Need Love Too
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    This is just the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. I mean that in a good way.

  13. Cock Dr

    The hallmark of a great model is the ability to sell the client’s product(s).
    This gal must sell a shitload of crappy VS lingerie and swinwear fashions. She could make old shoelaces look like a million dollars.

  14. dontlooknow

    Oh, where did Candy Sticks get that butt?

  15. meh

    Gorgeous, but she is going to have the worst back problems. If you actually pay attention to how much she sticks her ass out it’s pretty friggin’ hilarious. These VS models are stunnign head to toe, but just from the way they pose you can see how braindead they are. From 40 onward she’ll be spending all her time with physiotherapists as will all of them with their ass sticking out back breaking poses and their constant stripper heels wearing.

  16. jamiewithanh

    centaur? o_O

  17. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Outch, my back…

  18. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Best job ever.

  19. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    My penis is suffering terribly at the moment.

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    Isn’t that sticking-out-the-butt thing a little overdone here? I’m still insanely jealous of her body, of course. Just don’t think she needs to try so hard for something she doesn’t need.

  21. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    OMG! Look at all that back fat! – LeAnn Rimes

  22. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    “Well, you shouldn’t have eaten that doughnut last year.”

  23. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    “Why do you guys always put my Sugar-Free Red Bulls at the bottom of the cooler so I have to bend alllllll the way down to—…Ohhhhh.”

  24. Rikka

    Remember when Cameron Diaz looked like this? So sad.

    • Try again

      Never happened. Cameron Diaz is Mexican. Sorry beaner, did not happen, Cameron Diaz never in it’s dirty Mexican life looked anything like that.

  25. Mike

    When I look at girls like this (or any girl) I want to sue my f@ckhead parents for having a kid when they knew he won’t be taller than 5.4. Short people should be neutered so their kids don’t have to suffer being short.

  26. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    I’d never stop fucking her.

  27. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    How it is
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    Holy fuck look at the stomach or lack thereof. This woman is a God and all others are meaningless.

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  29. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    I need that job.

  30. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Yep…always admired her body. It’s absolute perfection!

  31. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    bad nose, mediocre face… see her arms, she is training a lot

  32. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    i could chow on her pussy for ever mmmmmmm

  33. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    She’s so perfect. Her butt is super hott. I would fuck’er so deep in’er butthole for ever…

  34. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Yo me agacho mas y le beso el culito hasta dejarla temblando de la calentura. Lo que debe ser ese culito por favor….

  35. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    godess…candice…most beautiful woe ever laid my woman i’ve ever laid my eyes on.

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    most beatiful woman …i’ve ever seen…godess candice

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    see …can’t spell the words right on my past comment..

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    grammatically wrong on my last commen,,,t

  39. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Chelsea Handler is sexy??? WTF hahha are u kidding me, shes like old gnnary!! one thing that i like from this sexy list thing is EMMA STONE and MILA KUNIS!!! They both win in all package of sexy, so get rid of the others .

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