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- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems need some support. (Breast Puns!) [theCHIVE]
- Sean Penn is confusing Haiti with Scarlett Johansson‘s vagina again. [Huffington Post]
- Nick Carter is 32, but his face looks more lik–AHH! [Dlisted]
- The curious case of Katherine Heigl‘s popularity. [Lainey Gossip]
- Karissa and Kristina Shannon getting the boot from Big Brother didn’t stop them from dressing like prostitutes. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Heidi Klum did a make-up free shoot for InStyle. Yeesh. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- JoJo‘s cleavage display might convince you to take her seriously as an artist. (It won’t.) [Popoholic]
- Jon Stewart moshing in the 80′s at a Dead Kennedy’s show. [Update: Or not.] [FilmDrunk]
- TRL: An unfortunate part of our history as humans that we’ll never be able to take back. [TooFab]
- Tareq Salahi probably shouldn’t check out Journey‘s next video. [TMZ]
- Brad and Angelina canoodled (There’s no excuse, I’m sorry.) throughout the whole SAG Awards. [Popsugar]
- Leonard DiCaprio took minute away from supermodel ass to pose for GQ Australia. [Just Jared]
- Drake is ready to play President Obama. No, really. [IDLYITW]
- 50 Cent wants to bet a million on the Super Bowl. [Celebslam]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Destiny Papalia [Heavy]
- Super Bowl 2013 Halftime Show: 20 Better Choices Than Madonna As long as they aren’t visibly menstruating, I’m down for anyone. [Bleacher Report]
- Steve Buscemi + Ryan Gosling = Macaulay Culkin. Still doesn’t explain how he banged Mila Kunis. [BuzzFeed]
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I’ve been practicing my pickup line for her. Here goes “Hi, I’m Eric. I write witty retorts for a celebrity website. I also have a 14″ cock and a lot of money. Guess which one of these is true.”
Is the answer “none”?
I’m gonna guess it’s the “Eric”.
I was seriously going to masturbate to this but the Christina Aguilera vagina juice or sweat has given me erectile dysfunction!
…………..please name her “CANDY” swanepoel, folks!!
“Man, that Candice Swanepoel is such a fat ass! And talk about a butterface!”
-every gay guy and fat chick
I need this job!
mmmmm… Dat ass.
She has a body to envy, but the dumb look on her face …. no, thanks
erm… yes please. PLEASE!!
She doesn’t seem substantial enough to take a merciless banging, but perhaps she’s sturdier than she looks.
yummy… *drools*
is that dimple on her butt? Never seem that before!
her body is perfection
This is just the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. I mean that in a good way.
The hallmark of a great model is the ability to sell the client’s product(s).
This gal must sell a shitload of crappy VS lingerie and swinwear fashions. She could make old shoelaces look like a million dollars.
Oh, where did Candy Sticks get that butt?
Gorgeous, but she is going to have the worst back problems. If you actually pay attention to how much she sticks her ass out it’s pretty friggin’ hilarious. These VS models are stunnign head to toe, but just from the way they pose you can see how braindead they are. From 40 onward she’ll be spending all her time with physiotherapists as will all of them with their ass sticking out back breaking poses and their constant stripper heels wearing.
centaur? o_O
Outch, my back…
Best job ever.
My penis is suffering terribly at the moment.
Isn’t that sticking-out-the-butt thing a little overdone here? I’m still insanely jealous of her body, of course. Just don’t think she needs to try so hard for something she doesn’t need.
OMG! Look at all that back fat! – LeAnn Rimes
+100 hahahahahaha
“Well, you shouldn’t have eaten that doughnut last year.”
+1 Haha!
“Why do you guys always put my Sugar-Free Red Bulls at the bottom of the cooler so I have to bend alllllll the way down to—…Ohhhhh.”
Remember when Cameron Diaz looked like this? So sad.
Never happened. Cameron Diaz is Mexican. Sorry beaner, did not happen, Cameron Diaz never in it’s dirty Mexican life looked anything like that.
First: Cameron Díaz is not mexican
Second: you seem to be a racist
Third: you are full of shit
When I look at girls like this (or any girl) I want to sue my f@ckhead parents for having a kid when they knew he won’t be taller than 5.4. Short people should be neutered so their kids don’t have to suffer being short.
I’d never stop fucking her.
Holy fuck look at the stomach or lack thereof. This woman is a God and all others are meaningless.
SPOON DAT
I need that job.
Yep…always admired her body. It’s absolute perfection!
bad nose, mediocre face… see her arms, she is training a lot
i could chow on her pussy for ever mmmmmmm
She’s so perfect. Her butt is super hott. I would fuck’er so deep in’er butthole for ever…
Yo me agacho mas y le beso el culito hasta dejarla temblando de la calentura. Lo que debe ser ese culito por favor….
She’s so and so in topless…
http://levipere.com/2012/03/20/candice-swanepoel-in-topless-su-vogue-italia/
godess…candice…most beautiful woe ever laid my woman i’ve ever laid my eyes on.
most beatiful woman …i’ve ever seen…godess candice
see …can’t spell the words right on my past comment..
grammatically wrong on my last commen,,,t
Chelsea Handler is sexy??? WTF hahha are u kidding me, shes like old gnnary!! one thing that i like from this sexy list thing is EMMA STONE and MILA KUNIS!!! They both win in all package of sexy, so get rid of the others .