Candice Swanepoel in a Bikini and Other News

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- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems need some support. (Breast Puns!) [theCHIVE]

- Sean Penn is confusing Haiti with Scarlett Johansson’s vagina again. [Huffington Post]

- Nick Carter is 32, but his face looks more lik–AHH! [Dlisted]

- The curious case of Katherine Heigl’s popularity. [Lainey Gossip]

- Karissa and Kristina Shannon getting the boot from Big Brother didn’t stop them from dressing like prostitutes. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Heidi Klum did a make-up free shoot for InStyle. Yeesh. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- JoJo’s cleavage display might convince you to take her seriously as an artist. (It won’t.) [Popoholic]

- Jon Stewart moshing in the 80’s at a Dead Kennedy’s show. [Update: Or not.] [FilmDrunk]

- TRL: An unfortunate part of our history as humans that we’ll never be able to take back. [TooFab]

- Tareq Salahi probably shouldn’t check out Journey’s next video. [TMZ]

- Brad and Angelina canoodled (There’s no excuse, I’m sorry.) throughout the whole SAG Awards. [Popsugar]

- Leonard DiCaprio took minute away from supermodel ass to pose for GQ Australia. [Just Jared]

- Drake is ready to play President Obama. No, really. [IDLYITW]

- 50 Cent wants to bet a million on the Super Bowl. [Celebslam]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Destiny Papalia [Heavy]

- Super Bowl 2013 Halftime Show: 20 Better Choices Than Madonna As long as they aren’t visibly menstruating, I’m down for anyone. [Bleacher Report]

- Steve Buscemi + Ryan Gosling = Macaulay Culkin. Still doesn’t explain how he banged Mila Kunis. [BuzzFeed]

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