Michael Bay Should Only Do This, Nothing But This

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might be a childhood-raping CGI abortion that already made enough money to greenlight a sequel because you people are the fucking devil except here’s Michael Bay proving he still serves a purpose in this world and that purpose is Victoria’s Secret commercials. Sure, any idiot can point a camera at hot models, but it takes a visionary like Michael Bay to dump them in the desert to see if their bodies will explode from the heat. And if not, there’s C4 in the trunk. And under the seats. — Alright, you got him, the whole car’s made of it. “Let’s light matches and bang!”

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