Michael Bay Should Only Do This, Nothing But This

August 11th, 2014 // 15 Comments

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles might be a childhood-raping CGI abortion that already made enough money to greenlight a sequel because you people are the fucking devil except here’s Michael Bay proving he still serves a purpose in this world and that purpose is Victoria’s Secret commercials. Sure, any idiot can point a camera at hot models, but it takes a visionary like Michael Bay to dump them in the desert to see if their bodies will explode from the heat. And if not, there’s C4 in the trunk. And under the seats. — Alright, you got him, the whole car’s made of it. “Let’s light matches and bang!”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. I’d jump in the middle of an adult go-kart race dressed in black to get to these bitches!

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    Bay, no need for explosions like your shitty movies here. A 1,000 male teenagers just had their own explosions looking at this picture.

  3. Candice Swanepoel Adriana Lima Martha Hunt Lingerie Michael Bay Victorias Secret Shoot
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    I’ve got a birthday coming up…

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    I like the part where you can see her anus

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    Quite entertaining.

  6. Swearin

    I remember the computer lab at my high school. We had a great audio/visual/new media department, so at any time of the school day is was full of some guys working on various film or animation projects. Occasionally they would take a break to play Quake matches and would oooh and aaah whenever someone made an exceptional kill or big explosion. They’d also crank music on speakers, usually rock, occasionally some older hip hop like Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg or Eminem. These guys never really dated a lot per se, but they could hang with the pretty girls in school without becoming slobbering idiots; they never really had a shot with them, but they could make them laugh sometimes and kept the mood light.

    Basically, Michael Bay reminds me of those guys at 50 with a lot of Hollywood money.

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    Antistuff (@antistuff)
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    Art, he says. Look like a street walking whore, because of art

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    PassingTrue
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    You could make a soup stock with that thong.

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    Officer Friendly
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    Oh how I miss the “zoom” feature.

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    [weeps for joy....]

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    cc
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    Can you be stricken by a hardon? I think I am.

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    cc
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    I love her. No really, in the ‘I’d ask her to marry me’ sense.

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    Lots of pink boxes in this picture, if you know what I mean AND I THINK YOU DO.

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    Death to Smoochy
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    Photoshop out the creeper and this would be the most epic pix ever

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    PayAttention007
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    Nice Aston Martin DB6, though given the rest of the shoot’s theme you’d think they would go for Bond’s DB5.

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