These photos of Cameron Diaz surfing were taken a few weeks ago while she in Waikiki, Hawaii. Her mouth is a scientific anomaly, but she has a pretty decent body for a 34-year-old. Wait, 34 isn’t that old. I guess she’d have a pretty decent body if she was 90. But she’s not 90. So she’s got the 34-year-old body of a 34-year-old. Congratulations!
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maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:13 pm
first
maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:14 pm
she looks pretty good
maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:14 pm
third??? is anyone on this site
maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:16 pm
I thinks she looks damn hot. Bow that I know she can handle wood that large in her hands she is finally ready me.
maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Now not bow. sorry. not like it matters anyway no one is here anymore. HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..echo……..echo.
havoc | June 14, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Damn right she looks good.
She’s got a smokin’ body. I’d stick things in her….
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maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:20 pm
I own all the posts people. WOO HAHAHA. I see the skull and crossbones and turn pirate on yall. Well just me since this site has now died up and shriveled up my hamster did 5 years ago. Im all alone now and miss my hamster.. :(
maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Havoc you will be my first mate. It be only us two here. Since Paris went to the clink we be alone.
Uber Jalemon | June 14, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I miss my congas
havoc | June 14, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Aye….
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domingo flores | June 14, 2007 at 3:22 pm
i think she looks hottest on THE MASK…but i also like her porn
maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:24 pm
NINTH!!!!!!!!!! How come no one ever gets a trophy for ninth place. I’d have sooooo many trophies it that happen. Oh well back to dream land were I rule with a iron fist and a pink thong.
maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:25 pm
13th now welcome everyone
Jesus Christ Himself | June 14, 2007 at 3:25 pm
She has a porn? Who’s the guy?
Mr. Nice | June 14, 2007 at 3:25 pm
She looks great. Her skin is wrinkled around her abs. Too many lines for a 34 year old.But she looks hot and I love that smile.
rachel | June 14, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Am I the only one who thinks her stomach looks wierd? Not fat, just oddly shaped. Especially her lower amdomen, almost like she has a hernia or something. Hm..anyway she has the BEST LEGS and a cute fanny too…
wiinja | June 14, 2007 at 3:29 pm
she smells how she looks… leathery
maxxjedi | June 14, 2007 at 3:30 pm
I have a downloaded copy of that sad porn movie. But then again bad porn is still great porn in my eyes…..unless it’s gay porn then they are nazis and need to die. Well not girl on girl gay porn just the gross (forget the past) guy on helpless geek in school porn. It wasn’t my fault I thought they wanted to be my friends. I didn’t know they were filming it. I must go now to the closet and scream for forgiveness from the dust bunnies.
Stoned Bored | June 14, 2007 at 3:30 pm
#16!
Geez, would I ever bend her over and stick it in.
what are you people seeing? | June 14, 2007 at 3:31 pm
She looks great for a mother of 3. Unfortunately, she’s not a mother of 3.
She has great hair and a pretty set of eyes. Her body isn’t bad – but that’s not the same as “smoking…”
LOL
Tashavin | June 14, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Um, I don’t believe I see Ms. Diaz surfing…. I see her holding a board, but not surfing.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2007 at 3:39 pm
I had the misfortune to watch The Holiday with her last weekend. My God. She is a terrible actress.
krazihottkelli | June 14, 2007 at 3:47 pm
about time thiz bitch getz
out into the zun inztead of
eating and puking everyday…
I zee her using zex wax..but
where iz zhe surfing at?
yea, zhe thought zhe could serf,
not zo eazy…
Princess Amber | June 14, 2007 at 3:48 pm
#16 I totally agree with you on the stomach thing. I have always thought it was weird. Especially in the Sweetest Thing. She was hot though in the Mask. I miss her with boobs.
kaput | June 14, 2007 at 3:48 pm
If she had an actual penis instead of her extended clitoral stump, she’d be getting all kinds of beach poon. She’s so much closer to a hot guy than a hot girl. That’s why Justin held onto his irrational hope (and bottle of Anal-Ese) for so long.
Ruby | June 14, 2007 at 3:51 pm
jrz- is she annoying as kelli with an “i” and a penchance for trying to be cute with a “z”?
hans the lover | June 14, 2007 at 3:51 pm
i would do her! i think that she is a little on the skinny side! i like Drew barrymore, better! I love short, sexy, thick chicks! I know that cam’s snatch is deep!
havoc | June 14, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Any red-blooded American man would tap the shit outta that.
Jimbo | June 14, 2007 at 3:56 pm
I’d be very afraid to get a blowjob from her. She’d easily fit everything up to your pelvic bone in that yawning chasm she calls a mouth, but then you’d be looking at those psychotic eyes and faceful of blackheads. I think the best I could manage would be a barely perceptible, very high pitched fart of sheer terror.
Wanky | June 14, 2007 at 4:01 pm
wtf is up with hating on cameron diaz on this site? she is smoking hot!! id tap that ass!
JRZMOMMY, LOOK, IT'S SOMETHING, THAT YOUR USE TO SITTING ON! | June 14, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Jrzmommy!! Why on earth are you still working on that corner? I swear, you really have a vivid imagination! Terrible actress my ass! I guess that’s why you’re so talented, and have sooooooo many ocsars!I THINK THE SMELL OF YOUR ASS HAS GOTTEN TO YOU! I told you, you have to wash that cooch out…..BEFORE TAKING ON ANYMORE JOHNS! sHE PROBABLY WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW…..YOU…..IF YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON ON EARTH, HELL…SHE WOULDN’T EVEN SPIT ON YOU, IF YOU WERE ON FIRE…….KEEP DREAMING…..UPCHUCK!
RichPort | June 14, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Niiiiice… I’ve never seen a surfboard riding a surfboard before.
Ruby | June 14, 2007 at 4:06 pm
@31 Oh looky looky. What do we have here? Another pain in the fucking ass?
woodhorse | June 14, 2007 at 4:09 pm
#18 “they” – how many? geeks aren’t always helpless, why were you? were you overcome with desire? did they end up being your friends?
Bern | June 14, 2007 at 4:11 pm
SUPERFISHERS: I CAVED INTO THE DEMANDS OF THOSE OF YOU WHO GO TO MY WEBSITE TO SEE DISTURBINGLY MASSIVE BOOBS — THE SHOT NOW LIVES HERE:
http://thelifeandtimesofbernard.blogspot.com/2007/06/disturbingly-massive-breasts-anyone.html
THERE IS A LINK TO IT ON THE FRONT PAGE, RIGHT NOW, AND THERE WILL BE LINKS TO IT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FIRST NEW BLOG, EVERY DAY.
IT IS BIGGER, BOOBIER AND … BOOBIER THAN EVER.
woodhorse | June 14, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Yesterday’s posts didn’t seem interesting so I found one of my own and brought it here.
TIRANA (Reuters) -
Reports that President George W. Bush had his wristwatch stolen while shaking hands with Albanians on his weekend visit are false, Albanian police and the U.S. embassy said Tuesday.
“The story is untrue and the president did not lose his watch,” a spokesman for the embassy in Tirana said.
Some newspapers, television stations and websites carried reports that Bush’s watch vanished Sunday when he was greeted by ecstatic crowds in Fushe Kruje, outside the capital Tirana.
“It is not true,” said Albania’s police director, Ahmet Prenci.
Photographs showed Bush, surrounded by five bodyguards, putting his hands behind his back so one of the bodyguards could remove his watch.
—see, the President knows about gypsies. I know you thought I was harshing unfairly but it wasn’t unfairly. I fairly hate gypsies.
Why do you think people say “What a gyp!” when they get ripped off? It goes back a long way.
flavio | June 14, 2007 at 4:16 pm
what are you talking about? yeah her face is scary for sure, but that is a nice body if it was on a 23 year old. when do we get to see bathing suit pictures of you?
woodhorse | June 14, 2007 at 4:17 pm
#32 After I finish saving for a yacht with a heliport, swimming pool and submarine – I am going to have my Ds changed to some like Cameron’s got. Athletic is better than mushy weight up front.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2007 at 4:17 pm
I see it’s Raging Mental Patient Day here at the Fish.
woodhorse | June 14, 2007 at 4:22 pm
#39 HaHa, good.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2007 at 4:25 pm
But seriously, #31, don’t hold back…..tell me, how much do you hate me?
PrettyBaby | June 14, 2007 at 4:25 pm
#31 Shut the fuck up– quit being such a stupid, boring, insulting and un-funny poster. Rate my finger? Yawwwn- your second rate fucking insults are gonna send us all to sleep- think of something original or *gasp* funny to say idiot.
PrettyBaby | June 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm
#20 Jimbo- teehee!!
woodhorse | June 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm
you wish. maybe if I grew up around you I would hate you, but I don’t think so. There are a lot of gypsies in East Texas. Cajuns are OK for the most part, but no one likes the gypsies, not even other gypsies.
wedgeone | June 14, 2007 at 4:27 pm
#36 – actually Tom Cruise visited the White House and Bush’s watch was later extracted from his ass (after they had a press conference where Tom said it was a “very satisfying” visit).
Bern | June 14, 2007 at 4:28 pm
SORRY, MY LINK WAS F-ED UP.
SHOULD WORK, NOW.
CLICK FOR BOOBS.
jrzmommy | June 14, 2007 at 4:28 pm
31 must be a Cameron Diaz fan……..
biatcho | June 14, 2007 at 4:28 pm
#31 – Lindsey Lohan is that you? Don’t you have some detox to finish up before they let you play on the interweb over there at Promises.
woodhorse | June 14, 2007 at 4:29 pm
oh Fuck. I am not #31.
woodhorse | June 14, 2007 at 4:30 pm
#45 that was one of your funniest ever.