Cameron Diaz was spotted in Hollywood without her bra on, which might be a bigger deal if she actually had breasts. Although she’s looking pretty good for somebody whose mouth was once classified by NASA to be “Super Really Gigantic.” Yeah, I’m pretty sure that was the scientifiic term they used.
NOTE: Remember when Cameron Diaz used to look like this? Ahh those were good times. And by good times I mean I spent my nights clutching my pillow in fear, afraid she would come through my window and eat me.
durtyj | April 18, 2007 at 8:42 am
first
Jason The Barbarian | April 18, 2007 at 8:43 am
Ah… nips.
AreYouSerious?!?! | April 18, 2007 at 8:43 am
She is Super Really AWESOME! Big Hearts for CD!
Fifth Stooge | April 18, 2007 at 8:45 am
She left her brain with her bra.
Three scathing posts in a row.
Way to go out and get those ripe stories Superficial.
NicotineEyePatch | April 18, 2007 at 8:48 am
Britney’s high, Paris is a slut, slow news day.
Bugman4045 | April 18, 2007 at 8:49 am
I like the puffy right nip more than the stiff left nip.
But that blotchy face, Eww!
MelodyD | April 18, 2007 at 8:50 am
She doesn’t need a bra …. she could walk out her house wearing undies and she’d blend in.
Bern | April 18, 2007 at 8:52 am
I still have no idea what happened to the breasts she had in “The Mask” — it has always haunted me to the depths of my soul that my 8th grade self was pausing that VHS cassette to pleasure himself to gorgeous breasts that weren’t really there … the horror … the horror …
Jimbo | April 18, 2007 at 8:53 am
It should read “Cameron forgets her bandaids” SHe has no tits to put a bra on. If you pushed both of her tits together, you sitll could not make one good one. When Cameron and Clista have a sleep over the swap bandaides. Is this as good as it gets today?
HerpesHilton | April 18, 2007 at 8:54 am
After everything I have seen from our celebrity friends (vaginas, sex tapes, etc), this ain’t no thang.
wedgeone | April 18, 2007 at 9:01 am
So after checking out the pics in the good lighting (not the shadowy ones), I must say that this is the best that she’s looked in quite a while!
I would add to #8 – did she get breast reduction surgery at some point, or was she wearing the “Paris Hilton Miracle Bra” in “The Mask”? Cuz’ she was HAWT in that flick!
alexandra82 | April 18, 2007 at 9:01 am
Actually number #8 she did have very large breasts in The Mask I just watched that movie the other day. The difference between then and now is she was also about 20 pounds heavier. She used to have very nice womanly curves now she is getting really scrawny. Look at her collar bones. I think the problem is the hollywood people don’t get is when you have no fat on you it ages you alot faster. So these women who are in their early 30″s end up lookin glike they are in their forties and they don’t know any better.
Spindoc | April 18, 2007 at 9:01 am
Just in case anybody forgot how hot this woman used to be before she started starving herself to death…
http://www.hardgeus.com/updateimages/cameron_hottie.jpg
wedgeone | April 18, 2007 at 9:05 am
Must agree with you #12 & 13 – that side profile photo shows her anorexic side. Strikingly similar to Calista Flockhart, yes?
Ayn Al-Kreempaye | April 18, 2007 at 9:08 am
she looks like she was hit with 2 small-caliber bullets. if only that were true. maybe there’s an international student nearby – don’t koreans prey on dogs?
p0nk | April 18, 2007 at 9:09 am
meth is a cruel bitch.
Art of Seduction | April 18, 2007 at 9:12 am
Have you ever noticed hold 99% of the celeb pictures during the day have a cup of starbucks coffee somewhere in them ?
elf | April 18, 2007 at 9:13 am
i like her, but wow she is SUPER skinny! she doesnt have a gram of fat on her…
chaunceygardner | April 18, 2007 at 9:14 am
How the fuck did that thing ever get famous? She looks like a goddamn Psychlo.
wedgeone | April 18, 2007 at 9:17 am
I’m outta here before stupid ass Wally trolls me with more inane and humorless banter.
Juliabella | April 18, 2007 at 9:17 am
She’s hot. Anybody can see that. Well, maybe not the gay guys who visit celeb sites hoping to win a scratch-and-sniff card of John Travolta’s butthole.
iamsosmrt | April 18, 2007 at 9:19 am
boring and old
wedgeone | April 18, 2007 at 9:20 am
Plus my dad says it’s time to play heiny hide and seek, so I gotta grease up & go.
rtnmac | April 18, 2007 at 9:33 am
I figured it out. The hole in the Ozone??? Its directly over So. Cal. That would explain Diaz, Jenna, and all those other previously semi-attractive breast-carriers into leatherfaced-she men who are all competing in the “Women Who Look Like George Hamilton” contest.
Alllegiononflegit | April 18, 2007 at 9:41 am
all you need is a handful, yo
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 9:44 am
I’m hungry.
rrd | April 18, 2007 at 9:44 am
I think her perky little breasts look sexy
F-Sucker | April 18, 2007 at 9:47 am
I bet she could suck a lot of dicks at once with that yapper.
Liverpool FC | April 18, 2007 at 9:47 am
I’d suck those tits dry and pound her relentlessly.
veggi | April 18, 2007 at 9:48 am
wurd 25. And I think CD is pretty….
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 9:52 am
She needs a sammich….mmmm sammich.
bungoone | April 18, 2007 at 9:54 am
i woudln’t consider her nicole richie thin. i think she works out alot & is in shape. there’s a difference, however, some people do take it over the top with the workouts.
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 9:54 am
can i have candy bars for lunch?
Shanipie | April 18, 2007 at 9:55 am
Okay are yall freakin retarded?
Anyone can look as “hot” as Cameron Diaz with a good makeup artist…seriously. Her face is busted.
Yeah I thought she was pretty hot in “The Mask” days But honestly, anyone who is sexually attracted to her face…is a fag cuz she looks like a man.
iamsosmrt | April 18, 2007 at 10:01 am
There are tons of nude pictures of her from before she was really famous and she NEVER had big boobs. In the mask she was a little more youthful all over but her boobs were about the same size then she just had a Paris Hilton push up padded bra on. Again people trust your hands not your eyes.
Hollywood is the land of special effects.
jrzmommy♠ | April 18, 2007 at 10:02 am
My “So-What-ometer” just exploded.
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 10:03 am
33…why not? I’m having chips…
kamihi | April 18, 2007 at 10:03 am
she is far too skinny, eat Cameron EAT damn you! She’s too wrinkly to get away with being that thin.
D'arcy | April 18, 2007 at 10:03 am
These pictures are so fucking boring. I’d rather watch a homeless person dig through garbage cans than stare at Cameron Diaz in her lousy grey shirt and shapeless jeans, strolling down some random street.
iamsosmrt | April 18, 2007 at 10:05 am
At least when they’re on the small side they stay perkier, at Cam’s age Jessica Simpson’s booboo’s will get stuck in her zipper (a la There’s Something About Mary) OUCH!
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 10:05 am
#37: I will give you a milky way for a chip.
Soh!B | April 18, 2007 at 10:06 am
So, I just started with a new personal trainer, and he said he’d have me looking like Cameron Diaz in no time. Is that a GOOD thing???
veggi | April 18, 2007 at 10:07 am
I burned my microwavable cheese manicotti *sniffle*
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 10:07 am
#42: is he planning on throwing acid on your face?
FRIST!!! | April 18, 2007 at 10:15 am
41…DEAL
43…I hate when that happens!!!
44..LMAO!!!
Bern | April 18, 2007 at 10:27 am
Whatever happened to the days (I think they were called, “the 1990s”) when skinny, flat-chested chicks were green with envy for curvy, feminine chicks with huge cans? Can we keep boobs on a famous chick for more than like 6-8 months? Jesus. I don’t ask for much …
Shanipie | April 18, 2007 at 10:28 am
#44 Your my new best friend
Shanipie | April 18, 2007 at 10:31 am
She must go to Ray Liotta’s dermatologist or something
Fishstick | April 18, 2007 at 10:34 am
Those eyes of hers always looked empty to me, like she was planning on eating my soul with some fava beans and a nice chianti….
Lowlands | April 18, 2007 at 10:40 am
Ugh,this hurt my eyes.