Cameron Diaz Will Eat Your Children and Other News

June 21st, 2011 // 48 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Rob Zombie‘s Woolite commercial. You just read that. [Videogum]

- James Blunt is this week’s fuel for inane Internet angst Tracy Morgan. [Huffington Post]

- Leonardo DiCaprio continues his worldwide tour of Blake Lively‘s vagina. [Dlisted]

- Jon Hamm is humble even while dressed like Crockett. [Lainey Gossip]

- Lucy Pinder wants you to stop prematurely perspiring. Wait, what? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Courtney Stodden‘s record label really wants you to believe she’s 16. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will only do a tabloid photo spread of their babies if it is tasteful. [Bossip]

- Glee creator Ryan Murphy is firing everybody from Glee. No, really. [TooFab]

- Britney Spears‘ Femme Fatale Tour snack stand menu. [theCHIVE]

- Jake Gyllenhaal discovered hidden secrets about himself with Bear Grylls. [Just Jared]

- Irina Shayk is in a bikini. [Popoholic]

- How dare Olivia Wilde indeed. [Celebslam]

- But did he accept Jesus into his heart before he left? [BuzzFeed]

- She can do what with a stapler now? [Maxim]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Ashley Greene [Heavy]

- And The 20 Hottest WWE Divas We Think We Could Pin [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Hugh Gentry

    if this is her sexy face, I can see why JT dumped her ass.

  2. Richard McBeef

    cameron is smoking hot from 10 yards away and in standard definition, while looking through a dimensional time warp portal to 1995.

  3. Todd Hockney

    She – Skeletor , deflator of hardons

  4. Nash Pemberton - Wiles

    Is that a sexy come – hither face ?

  5. Rancid

    There’s Something About Scary

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    Deacon Jones
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    What is going on with this bitch’s face?

  7. Dirk Digler

    Who did she have to blow in order to make it to number 4 on the Maxim Hot 100 list?

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    Deacon Jones
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    Blow up doll + marionette = Cameron?

  9. ad

    uh is she 41? She looks good for 41!

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    ahole
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks like the Predator…”Get in the Choppa”

  11. MarkM

    If eating my kids would be considered foreplay for her…eat away!

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    Dave Mustaine
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    Ughh. What a monster.

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    Dave Mustaine
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    The only thing hot about her is the chair.

  14. Nash Pemberton - Wiles

    with a face like that , she must give to the baseball player turned around , canine – style

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    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Jim Carey called. He wants the “Mask” back!

  16. Simon Dengate - thrush

    I have often enjoyed the canine bit with this lovely minx

  17. Fletch

    Totally hot in The Mask; Not so anymore. The skeletor look has gotten out of hand.

  18. frankw

    If by ‘eat your children’ you mean swallow my load, I’m fine with it…

  19. Anon

    The old grey mare just ain’t what she used to be, ain’t what she used to be….

  20. bitingontinfoil

    Kinda hard to believe she’s the same person as in The Mask:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfjuZVG4wGM

  21. rough sexy

    Who is Mr Zombie trying to sell to? The chainsaw wielding community?

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    milo
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    Oh come on, that’s what a 39-year-old is supposed to look like. She looks better than all those megan foxes.

  23. SIN

    Neck down. I only look at Cameron Diaz from the neck down.

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    The Lord Almighty
    Commented on this photo:

    You one ugly mutha fuckah

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    Nik
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    She has not aged well. Too much exercising and sun I think.

  26. I’d love to see what kind of genetic cocktail puts together someone who can look alternately hot as hell or batshit crazy.

  27. Russ Collins WSJ

    I have been beating off to her for fifteen years.

  28. B Fonzie

    she jumped the shark!

  29. Bow Chica Wow Wow

    She’s trying to do the ‘Olivia Wilde’ look and failing miserably. Wilde is hot, she isn’t so much anymore.

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    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s ET with tits… “bone home”

  31. How

    Her farts stink to high hell.

  32. dotmatrix

    She’s had some questionable work done to her face; it’s going to start to unravel pretty soon.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    This gal looks good from a distance; close-up, not so much

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    Lol the two above me have pretty much said all that needs to be said about this picture.

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    Jovy
    Commented on this photo:

    When asked whether they would rather spend their last seconds jumping into the mouth of sea bass diaz or jumping into the mouth of a great white with a belly full of live tiger sharks, 98% of the population chose the latter.

  36. jen sux

    i wished you’d give courtney trodden her own post so we can call out her parents on their incestous relationship with their daughter. i have the deets.

  37. jen sux

    courtney strodden is a victim of incest.

  38. Jon

    Looks like a poisonous snake.

  39. the captain

    this because she has’t ones of herself and so is extremely jealous she missed this big chanche in life.
    ……ALTHOUGH SHE WILL SAY SHE WON’T REGRET THIS!!

    liar liar.

  40. imabrat

    Good heavens she’s ugly.

  41. CranAppleSnapple

    So Cameron, when I go to the salon I ask for “dishwater beige”?

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