Cameron Diaz Should Stop Making Faces, Any Face, and Other News

July 1st, 2011 // 69 Comments

Posted By Photo Boy

- Blake Lively wore Jennifer Love Hewitt‘s dress first. Who looked bett- BAHAHA! [TooFab]

- Shia LaBeouf tries to stifle the wrath of the Maple Christ. [Just Jared]

- While Megan Fox tries to get David Silver off his ass. [Dlisted]

- SPOILER ALERT! There will be a yellow cab in The Dark Knight Rises. [Huffington Post]

- Angelina Jolie took the kids bowling. [Lainey Gossip]

- Imogen Thomas clearly has a different idea about the meaning of the phrase ‘blow me.’ [Hollywood Tuna]

- Nicky Hilton is a little late for Coachella. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Jennifer Aniston made Justin Theroux wait in the car during the premiere of Horrible Bosses. [IDLYITW]

- Which is why it’s awesome that she’s doling out relationship advice now. [Celebslam]

- Samuel L. Jackson blazes a trail for black people in professional hockey. [Heavy]

- Hmm, not enough cars being shoved into anuses. That’s how heroes are made. [theCHIVE]

- Selena Gomez shows off the gams. [Popoholic]

- Dairy products getting hot chicks all sloppy, and not in a horrifying Nicole Eggert sort-of-way. [Maxim]

- Cheerleaders are predominantly hot chicks. Who knew? [Bleacher Report]

- And here’s the exception to the rule above. [BuzzFeed]

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  1. Neen

    Princess Fiona??

  2. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    Ellen DeGeneres doesn’t look too bad with long hair.

  3. Brian

    Yes, I can get the ENTIRE finger up my nose.

  4. D-chi

    On some level, she’s Cameron Diaz and make whatever face she wants.

  5. Deacon Jones

    “Ruth. Ruth! Baby RUTH!! “

  6. Deacon Jones

    “Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks the cradle will fall… ”

    ” Break! Fall! ”

    “No! I only dropped once. ”

    ” AhhHHHH! “

  7. dayum really thot i’d be with the minority on who ‘wore that dress better’. congrats jlh on lookin hot for the second time in a month! (crap we missed a week or two ago.. colorful short dress..)

  8. dotmatrix

    JLH wore it far better, she has the boobs for it. Blake looks like she’d rather be someplace else.

  9. Dan

    I dunno… I think she is alright. She always seems to be having fun, so she seems more attractive to me than these stills make her out to be.

  10. Fear&roughing on the supe

    “Jennifer Aniston made Justin Theroux wait in the car during the premiere of Horrible Bosses.”

    Bhahaha!

    Hope he doesn’t forget he’s a house servant who happens to provide a little extra help to the princess.

  11. bdog821

    Does sex with Justin Timberlake cause chicks to age poorly? Think about it, Britney, Cameron……other examples??

  12. Fear&roughing on the supe

    *I wonder if my pc would get a virus if I click on “viral right now’s mouth urinals”*

  13. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Thish ish where dey wennt in fer mah labotomeee…

  14. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Stoned or having an orgasm? Maybe both.

  15. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    Next, on “Taking a Dump While Drying Your Hair.”

  16. Whaa? I thought Blake looked 10X times better. Jennifer looks good when she’s posing for her life at an angle, but head on she’s still frumpy. Blake has curves in her waist but is still tight and toned.

  17. ME

    OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS HILLARY CLINTON!!!!

    WTF!?!?!?

  18. See Alice

    She Has Hit The Wall

  19. Barry

    Is that Madonna?

  20. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    waldo
    Commented on this photo:

    i’m okay with this face actually

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    william hung
    Commented on this photo:

    I see that face a lot, actually.

  22. CptCreep

    A-Rod saw this face and looked at what Eleen Barkin looks like now and decided to tap out. Good Call A-Rod.

  23. This broad is going to age scary. I mean Zsa Zsa scary.

  24. ravn

    she reminds me the super mutants in fallout…

  25. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    Zoya
    Commented on this photo:

    Cameron is channeling her inner Madonna

  26. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    Zoya
    Commented on this photo:

    Constipated?????

  27. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    Zoya
    Commented on this photo:

    Ripped one??? This is like charades.

  28. It had to be said

    Thanks Cameron. My boner ran away and might never come back now.

  29. pimpy longcockings

    birth control face

  30. It had to be said

    By the way, on that day, in that dress, JLH crushes whatsherface. Whatsherface has no boobs and the dress makes it look like she has a gut. Bad choice for her.

  31. Billy Rubin

    What’s hot and what’s not .

  32. Dude, I installed that addon, and now my computer is filled with asian porn!

    what the fuck happened to all my GAY porn???

    • haha, nah this even blocks those annoying white khloe/lamar edges from a certain site whose name rhymes with thesupersacrificial.. plus if you upgrade to firefox 5 you can now check this one box to not be tracked by cookies.

      do fwd me the asian stuff tho, i have a massive penchant for them, in uniform..

  33. Shia La Poof

    “So then I thought to myself , what is the most unattractive face I could possibly make , or how could I look completely retarded – And This is it !”

  34. Go Galt

    What the hell happened to her face? She didn’t just age — she thickened. Seriously, did she get a reverse nose job? She used to have nice delicate features, but now her face looks like a catcher’s mitt. YIKES!

  35. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    Moments later, she started farting out a cloud that spelled, “surrender, Dorothy.”

  36. Uncle Phil

    When did Danny Trejo dye his hair blond?

  37. Ponkur

    This is Sally from 3rd Rock from the Sun, right?

  38. V

    Holy FUCK she’s looking hagard. And it’s not the age thing, it’s maybe all the partying and drugs she’s done all her life. It’s amazing this is the same woman everybody was swooning for after The Mask came out.

    My mom is 55 and her skin doesn’t look like this. I think Hollywood stars lie about their age more than we think.

  39. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    Commented on this photo:

    Cameron Diaz as Mary Jo Buttafuoco.

  40. Bleh

    I had the exact same thought.

  41. cc

    I’d settle for ‘stop making movies’.

  42. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like DeNiro in Frankenstein.

  43. MisterSuccint

    I love her as Maw-Maw on “Raising Hope”.

  44. Always say cunt

    I think someone already said this, but she never has had a pretty face, and (if you check her movies out (Malkovich, Gangs, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek) never really made that claim.

    Fit body. Disarming smile. Hard working. Great personality.

  45. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    What can I say. I have a talented tongue.

  46. Willy Ketchum

    I wouldn’t fuck her with your dick!

  47. Cameron Diaz Spanish TV El Hormiguero
    Jesus
    Commented on this photo:

    Look likes someone just got a whiff of The Situation’s crotch.

  48. Nad

    First time poster. Saw her at the Detroit airport. I was literally in line behind her thinking “hmm, that broad has a nice ass” before my boss pointed out who she was.

    Flight got delayed, we had to wait in the terminal. She drew very little attention but wouldn’t sign any autographs or take any pictures for the few who asked. It’s not like she was on the phone, trying to eat, or with family. Just her. Sitting. In the airport.

    So now I say, fuck her. Her JOB is to be popular.

    And btw her complexion is worse than my nutsack.

    Really nice pooper though. I’ll give her that.

  49. the captain

    why?
    ……SHE JUST WANNA LOOK OLD & DATED, folks!!

  50. AT

    KILL ITT, (with cum)

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