Cameron Diaz in a Bikini. You’re Welcome?

December 20th, 2010 // 53 Comments

“White girl all putting her ass up in my face… I was on 227!”

I’m not even going to lie to you guys and pretend these bikini photos of Cameron Diaz in Mexico yesterday serve any legitimate purpose outside of being posted before Megan Fox so you won’t have to look at a gaping mouth at the top of the page. That said, I’d question what the hell Alex Rodriguez is even doing with this, but then I remember he had sex with Madonna, so literally everything is a step up to him. He could masturbate with a dry handful of sand and still find himself amazed at all the moisture. “My, God, it’s practically an oasis… Plus no one made me stab an African child through the heart. WHEE!”

Photos: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. MOXIETRON

    gross

  2. Drundel

    Great legs for an older chick.

  3. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    You put the worst angled picture of her up there. That is not fair. She has a fantastically fit, and had great legs and arms. Her midsection is toned and flat, but she has the abs of a man- the way Pink does.

    But you are purposefully trying to make her look bad.

    • mcfeely smackup

      She’s a 38 years old actress who has never had children, but has the body of a 50 year old grandmother of 8 who stays fit.

    • molly

      Yes, she’s in shape. She has muscle tone. That doesn’t mean she has a NICE body. Fuckin Hulk Hogan is muscular but nobody goes “WOW SEXY”. Cameron Diaz’s body hasn’t changed since she was 10 years old… NOT attractive, no matter how many hours she spends at the gym.

    • s'up bitches

      She deserves all the criticism she gets. She has never had a serious job, and has no kids. You have to add on the fact that she is known as a “sex symbol” (blech). Therefore, she should be MORE toned, with a nice set of fake tits to stuff into that bikini top. The only reason A Rod hits that shit is because it is the closest he can get to fullfilling his same sex fantasies without being outed as a homo.

    • MrsLeonidas

      Agreed! Jealous/insecure peeps!

      I just really hate when girls say that a hot chick is…. ugly! I mean c’mon DUH!
      When girls say mean stuff about pretty chicks….It just shows us their insecurities! Lol!
      And to S’up bithches, she does NOT deserve all this criticism! Why they hell are you saying this? Just cuz she hasn’t had a baby or a REAL JOB per say? YOU ARE WEIRD MY DEAR! FREAKIN WEIRD THEN!
      This is just a bad pic….period! She is beautiful!

  4. mcfeely smackup

    You can see what that black chick is thinking:

    “white people call THAT an ass?”

  5. Annie

    Her stomach makes her face look good by comparison.

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    Melissa
    Commented on this photo:

    Ummm….I’ll just keep it to myself

  7. nonminti

    Cameron once was an actor best known for her looks, now she should concentrate towards her acting,anyway,she has some personality,so is that unbelievable that guy would appreciate being being with a girl mostly not because of her looks? wondering :(

  8. wim

    where can this women buy a new body including TITS?

  9. Rod Dankster

    I remember when people used to go crazy for this ugly bitch. And she’s always been this ugly, it’s nothing new. Goes to show that most people will think whatever the media tells them to think.
    Media: Cameron Diaz is sexy!! Sexiest woman ever!!
    Mindless Idiots: Aaaaah yes, sexy and beautiful.

  10. Rod Dankster

    The same goes for Miley Cyrus’s fug booty face.

  11. right

    No reason to say anything mean. It’s tough to stay in shape. Putting her under the megan fox pics, sure doesn’t help. That is cruel :P

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    Pangulin
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Arod with her or Madonna?…..because Hispanic men love old, rich white women!

  13. DogBoy

    Better than what I have. I’ll take it if you pass– you guys can keep whackin like A-Rod with that hand full of sand. Dipshits.

  14. LJ

    I’d let her wrap those legs around my head anytime.

  15. Plastic is Fantastic

    I’ve never been a fan, but this bitch is not aging well.

  16. jojo

    The Lycra® is the closest thing to a rubber her assgina has ever seen.

  17. Lady Blah Blah

    She’s beat, but she’s got one of those super over-confident personalities that can’t be beat down no matter what. So she’s gonna go on believing she’s hot no matter what, and that in itself will be enough to convince millions that she is in fact hot. But the objective fact is that she’s no longer hot, if she ever was. She’s beat.

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    GravyLeg
    Commented on this photo:

    Life imitating art in reverse… Apparently she is an ogre by day and a human at night…

  19. s'up bitches

    The Joker needs some fake titties STAT. Call the mayor and send out the bat signal. Seriously, why is this ugly mess still in movies. Sure, she was smoking hot in Mask (makeup and(or) lighting was responsible for that). Now she is going to ruin the green hornet. Megan Fox would have been a much better choice. Hollywood casting agents are serious retards

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    Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    That black woman is thinking, “Man, that white woman’s got a skinny ass!’

  21. Black Lady:”DAMN, that is one skinny little white ass. “

  22. Ricky Rao

    i miss the old days when Cameron Diaz was hot……..remember her in The Mask?

  23. Mary Exmass

    She’s pulling those underpants out of her crack every other picture. It’s time to size up, Cammy baby.

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    Tommy
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great for an older gal.

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    JoeBowler
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s hot, but I thought she had bigger boobs than that???

  26. Kerri

    i don’t like when girls have stomachs like men…especially if they’re so flat. thumbs down, sorry.

  27. grace

    Everytime I see that too big, riddler smile of hers, I want to slap if off of her. I’ve don’t find her the least bit attractive, yes I know I’m a hate lol. And apparently, most men in Hollywood must not think she’s that great either since she’s close to 40 and must have screwed half of Hollywood with NO RING on her finger yet. She reminds me of a Jennifer Love-Hewitt…screaming with desperation.

  28. Anne

    Cameron is the epitome of the ruler shaped body type. It’s not a body that I find attractive or want but I can admire her level of fitness.

  29. GravyLeg

    Her life is imitating her art but in reverse…
    She is an ogre by day and a human by night…

  30. I think it was Brooke up above who said she looks good with clothes on and a lot of make up but otherwise …

    That’s the measure of true attractiveness. Can you be attractive at your most normal or average? A lot of people can be hot with clothes on in their best outfit or, in the case of women, with make up on and heels. It’s women who can look hot without make up on, in a bikini, or in sweats and a ponytail that are truly attractive. Diaz is truly not attractive.

  31. Rollo Tomassi

    ” Does this bikini make my ass look fat?”

    “No, bitch, it makes your ass look OLD!”

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    Paloma
    Commented on this photo:

    I see she has given up on surfing and yoga these days. That Alex Rodriguez sure knows how to wreck a bitch, eh?

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    Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    man stomach.

  34. Ms Yola

    Ms Diaz is not attractive and skinny as hell. Nothing A Rod can do better than her and some of the other entertainment whore patroling skanks he has been scewing in hollywood for the last few years. Kate Hudsome and Cameron Diaz fighting over him….What a hot mess!

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