Cameron Diaz in a Bikini and Other News

February 7th, 2011 // 151 Comments

- The Black Eyed Peas committed more rape than Ben Roethlisberger. Let’s put it like that. [Popeater]

- Shauna Sand recorded a song about porn. — We thank you this day, O’ Lord… [Dlisted]

- Speaking of sexual abominations, Hugh Hefner has a few words on touching yourself. [Huffington Post]

- Jake Gyllenhaal is banging Carey Mulligan now. Why not? [Lainey Gossip]

- Kathie Lee Gifford‘s cleavage. Yes, this is happening. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Adriana Lima is making it all better. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian won’t pose nude but will pretend to get laid on a shoe commercial. Of course. [TooFab]

- Leighton Meester attends family gatherings in a bikini. Why not? [Popoholic]

- One of these people is not distracted by shiny objects. Guess which one. [BuzzFeed]

- Facebook celebrates its seventh anniversary of reuniting you with people you ignored in high school for a reason. [Uproxx]

- MTV is apparently still making videos. Starring Emma Roberts. [Just Jared]

- The Situation compares himself to Michael Jordan. I think we all saw that one coming. [Bossip]

- The Top 50 Commercials From Super Bowl Sunday. [Bleacher Report]

- theCHIVE cares about you, Pittsburgh. [theCHIVE]

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  1. She keeps in shape. Body looks great…but face. No.

  2. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains

  3. [swallowing own barf]

    the Elephant Man lives!

  4. I’ve seen some Woody Harrelson impressions in my day, but this one takes the cake.

  5. krutboo

    Cameron Diaz looks like an extra on “Walking Dead”. jesus

  6. imagen

    It’s “Beach Blanket Bingo” meets “Day of the Dead”.

  7. Biff

    So the bikini top is to show where her breasts would be, right?

  8. GravyLeg

    That is a woman who must have an AMAZING personality.

  9. Who the hell says this pasty ass, flat chested white chick is cute? A-Rod can have her.

  10. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    WELL DONE CAM

  11. Carter

    How’d she get out of room 237????

  12. Deacon Jones

    Man, A-Rod definitely has a thing for toned, manly looking women with no curves. Wait a second…..

  13. Zanny the Nanny

    She has the body of a dude. Her body looks just like that AeroSmith guy on AI. Actually, his face is more feminine than hers, too.

  14. So that is what the Grim Reaper looks like without a hooded cloak and scythe!

  15. lori

    What do you expect when you put a cheap, gimmicky no-talent hack band like Black Eyed Peas up there. They looked stupid and sounded horrible. I don’t know what the hell Fergie was doing. She doesn’t have a clue of how to move or look sexy. Ugggh!!!!!!

    • dumbass

      give fergie a break – it has to be hard to keep the penis tucked when you know millions of people are watching.

      • teresa

        Fergie is Josh’s beard, that can be the only explanation. Ever notice Fergie looks just like John Travolta in drag?

  16. Nancy

    She is so disgusting

  17. Nancy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh dear god she looks worse at this angle! And she’s never had kids!

    • Ann

      I wonder if anyone ever checked her out as far as was she born male or female….100% serious I have always that she looked more like a male…

  18. sexyman48

    Peter Weller looks terrible.

  19. J. Timberlake

    hey a-rod, you can keep her…..yikes

  20. Cameron Diaz Bikini
    spanky
    Commented on this photo:

    Arod is such a narcissist. He loves to bang the mirror image of himself (from the neck down anyways).

  21. Ash Bones

    Is A-Rod ever with hot girls??

  22. brit

    not enough boob for the crackers and insufficient ass for the brothers. Why, God, why?

  23. Cardinal Ximenez

    Thought it was Peter Weller in a bikini.

  24. GravyLeg

    Well, at least The Situation got the initials right. I am sure he meant Magic Johnson.

  25. Why is it so confident?

  26. Cameron Diaz Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Brains….Brains….must eat brains!!!”

  27. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    That old dude is in pretty good shape.

  28. jojo

    She is not aging well. That is all.

    • teresa

      Cigarettes, her face fat (skin) is thin. The structure is flat, thus the old lady sunkin eyes, and how does she manage to look like she has no teeth?

  29. BangBang
    Commented on this photo:

    wtf it s a man’s body

    • totally. my thoughts exactly.

      try scrolling so the screen cuts off her head and what you are left with is a mans body.

      a little frightening.:/

    • kelly

      yes she does have a very athletic body type, making her look manly, i think she should lay off the crunches then shed look more feminen

  30. Ken

    Cover that thing in hair and you’ve got proof of Sasquatch.

  31. Jennyjenjen

    I read the links in the Huffington Post article, Heff sounds pretty gross. I have no problem with a man having sex with multiple women when all parties are in agreement, but the way it is described is actually pretty pathetic. Each girl jumps on Heff for a minute or two while the other girls cheer him on to keep him aroused (with the help of Viagra) cheering things like “go daddy! F@ck her good” but all the while the old man is just laying there. In between chicks his main girlfriend wipes off his c*ck, presumably for an attempt at std control? It all just sounded sad and disturbing. Even the women interviewed said privately they questioned why he even bothered. Some attempt to keep up an image? But it explains why playboy sucks, the guy has no soul when it comes to sex.

    • mcfeely smackup

      Hef hasn’t run playboy for over 20 years.

      Playboy sucks because they put a woman in charge of a mens skin mag. Big surprise that sucked…she thought glamor photos of clothed women was what men want.

    • teresa

      Ewww, who wants to hear about that. But since you went there, can you imagine what his dumps smell like?

  32. HumpinFrog

    If I played for the Yankees, I’d gain wait, donate any money I have, and grow tits immediately. Oh, and ask management to fire Timmy, the skinny bat boy A-Rods been throwing his balls to during practice. Precautionary measures need implemented.

  33. ♫ dah dum dah dum duuuuuude looks like a lady dah dum dah dum ♫

  34. Cameron Diaz Bikini
    Ness
    Commented on this photo:

    Wrinkles….yes
    Breasts…. no
    Teeth?…..Wtf!!!

  35. Marco

    The beast came from the sea…

  36. Bubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is Michael Phelps wearing a two-piece? And why do I suddenly want to see him dance around in his underwear?

  37. Life imitating Rough

    lol @ “Digits” with Fabrizio, one of my favorite Manhattan club door man…

  38. Kizzy

    A-Rod sure does like his women titless, doesn’t he?

    • s'up bitches

      Shit. Those ain’t tits, those are pecs. Nice solid pecs A-rod can bounce his dick off of, and pretend they belong to Ahnold.

  39. Cameron Diaz Bikini
    Robin
    Commented on this photo:

    I really just threw up in my mouth,thanks for that

  40. Jay Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m jealous. Abs like that would make me a chick magnet.

  41. Mama Pinkus

    her body is aging better than her face

  42. markg
    Commented on this photo:

    push ‘em together and make one good one…. meh, never mind.

  43. markg
    Commented on this photo:

    A-Rod squashes gay rumors…

  44. abe vigoda's eyebrows

    She has magnificent arms and beautiful legs, but her midsection is too manly for me. There is no curve of a waist/hips……..

    • s'up bitches

      That’s exactly what A’Rod likes. I wonder if he fucks her in the ass. Does he give her a reach around?

  45. oldfool

    Madonna 2.0

    • babooda

      You may be a FOOLl but you certainly aren’t OLD or you would know that Madonna has tits….nice round tits……this thing has…”bits” and really small ones at that.
      This is more like Kate Hudson 2.0

  46. brit boys are cool

    I saw another Sketchers commercial with Kim K last night and I noticed the edit where they showed “her” ass. Please go away already!

  47. Jon and Kate plus Hate

    Are you sure that is Cameron Diaz? It looks like Peyton Manning to me…Go Team !!!

  48. Jane

    “We wants it; we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses.”

  49. wim

    the word is out: YOU FOLKS CAN WATCH HER HARE LIP!!

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