- The Black Eyed Peas committed more rape than Ben Roethlisberger. Let’s put it like that. [Popeater]
- Shauna Sand recorded a song about porn. — We thank you this day, O’ Lord… [Dlisted]
- Speaking of sexual abominations, Hugh Hefner has a few words on touching yourself. [Huffington Post]
- Jake Gyllenhaal is banging Carey Mulligan now. Why not? [Lainey Gossip]
- Kathie Lee Gifford‘s cleavage. Yes, this is happening. [Hollywood Tuna]
- And Adriana Lima is making it all better. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kim Kardashian won’t pose nude but will pretend to get laid on a shoe commercial. Of course. [TooFab]
- Leighton Meester attends family gatherings in a bikini. Why not? [Popoholic]
- One of these people is not distracted by shiny objects. Guess which one. [BuzzFeed]
- Facebook celebrates its seventh anniversary of reuniting you with people you ignored in high school for a reason. [Uproxx]
- MTV is apparently still making videos. Starring Emma Roberts. [Just Jared]
- The Situation compares himself to Michael Jordan. I think we all saw that one coming. [Bossip]
- The Top 50 Commercials From Super Bowl Sunday. [Bleacher Report]
- theCHIVE cares about you, Pittsburgh. [theCHIVE]
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She keeps in shape. Body looks great…but face. No.
Boy, does she ever look “Manly”, LOL
nice ripa face :-)
…ummmm, i’m pretty sure that that is macaulay culkin
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains
the Elephant Man lives!
I’ve seen some Woody Harrelson impressions in my day, but this one takes the cake.
I was thinking Dolph Lundgren myself.
My thoughts exactly. Rocky 4 Dolph, She looks just like an emaciated Drago..
Cameron Diaz looks like an extra on “Walking Dead”. jesus
Nasty looking. A-Rod, do you need glasses? Ucck. U can do much better.
It’s “Beach Blanket Bingo” meets “Day of the Dead”.
So the bikini top is to show where her breasts would be, right?
That’s what I thought. But hey! Too much can weigh a girl down…
That is a woman who must have an AMAZING personality.
she sucks dick…
She must be able to suck start a Harley
okay so she sucks dick. I’ll be willing to risk my brains for a piece of that.
I was gonna put my money on her being into “ass play”. I think we can all agree it must be both.
Would you really want to hump that thing in the ass? I bet you would hit bone…
Who the hell says this pasty ass, flat chested white chick is cute? A-Rod can have her.
A-Rod aint doing shit with her because he is an A-One homo.
A Rod is ugly too. What’s with his tiny pinhead?
WELL DONE CAM
see moniker above
How’d she get out of room 237????
Comment of the week
Haha thats awesome
Man, A-Rod definitely has a thing for toned, manly looking women with no curves. Wait a second…..
that’s why I tagged your MOM
Seriously. And don’t forget blond. Cameron, Kate Hudson, Madonna, his ex wife. Though she may have had some store bought tits.
She has the body of a dude. Her body looks just like that AeroSmith guy on AI. Actually, his face is more feminine than hers, too.
So that is what the Grim Reaper looks like without a hooded cloak and scythe!
What do you expect when you put a cheap, gimmicky no-talent hack band like Black Eyed Peas up there. They looked stupid and sounded horrible. I don’t know what the hell Fergie was doing. She doesn’t have a clue of how to move or look sexy. Ugggh!!!!!!
give fergie a break – it has to be hard to keep the penis tucked when you know millions of people are watching.
Fergie is Josh’s beard, that can be the only explanation. Ever notice Fergie looks just like John Travolta in drag?
She is so disgusting
Oh dear god she looks worse at this angle! And she’s never had kids!
I wonder if anyone ever checked her out as far as was she born male or female….100% serious I have always that she looked more like a male…
Peter Weller looks terrible.
lol. win
hey a-rod, you can keep her…..yikes
Arod is such a narcissist. He loves to bang the mirror image of himself (from the neck down anyways).
Is A-Rod ever with hot girls??
I like how dudes look, but how a vag feels.
Why deny?
not enough boob for the crackers and insufficient ass for the brothers. Why, God, why?
Thought it was Peter Weller in a bikini.
Thought it was funnier the first time when I said it.
copy cat copy cat!
Well, at least The Situation got the initials right. I am sure he meant Magic Johnson.
Why is it so confident?
‘Brains….Brains….must eat brains!!!”
That old dude is in pretty good shape.
Nice!
She is not aging well. That is all.
Cigarettes, her face fat (skin) is thin. The structure is flat, thus the old lady sunkin eyes, and how does she manage to look like she has no teeth?
wtf it s a man’s body
totally. my thoughts exactly.
try scrolling so the screen cuts off her head and what you are left with is a mans body.
a little frightening.:/
yes she does have a very athletic body type, making her look manly, i think she should lay off the crunches then shed look more feminen
Cover that thing in hair and you’ve got proof of Sasquatch.
I read the links in the Huffington Post article, Heff sounds pretty gross. I have no problem with a man having sex with multiple women when all parties are in agreement, but the way it is described is actually pretty pathetic. Each girl jumps on Heff for a minute or two while the other girls cheer him on to keep him aroused (with the help of Viagra) cheering things like “go daddy! F@ck her good” but all the while the old man is just laying there. In between chicks his main girlfriend wipes off his c*ck, presumably for an attempt at std control? It all just sounded sad and disturbing. Even the women interviewed said privately they questioned why he even bothered. Some attempt to keep up an image? But it explains why playboy sucks, the guy has no soul when it comes to sex.
Hef hasn’t run playboy for over 20 years.
Playboy sucks because they put a woman in charge of a mens skin mag. Big surprise that sucked…she thought glamor photos of clothed women was what men want.
Ewww, who wants to hear about that. But since you went there, can you imagine what his dumps smell like?
metamucil and viagra?
If I played for the Yankees, I’d gain wait, donate any money I have, and grow tits immediately. Oh, and ask management to fire Timmy, the skinny bat boy A-Rods been throwing his balls to during practice. Precautionary measures need implemented.
♫ dah dum dah dum duuuuuude looks like a lady dah dum dah dum ♫
Wrinkles….yes
Breasts…. no
Teeth?…..Wtf!!!
Justin Timberlake…gone!
The beast came from the sea…
Why is Michael Phelps wearing a two-piece? And why do I suddenly want to see him dance around in his underwear?
lol @ “Digits” with Fabrizio, one of my favorite Manhattan club door man…
A-Rod sure does like his women titless, doesn’t he?
Shit. Those ain’t tits, those are pecs. Nice solid pecs A-rod can bounce his dick off of, and pretend they belong to Ahnold.
I really just threw up in my mouth,thanks for that
I’m jealous. Abs like that would make me a chick magnet.
her body is aging better than her face
push ‘em together and make one good one…. meh, never mind.
A-Rod squashes gay rumors…
ahahahahahahahaha!!!!
She has magnificent arms and beautiful legs, but her midsection is too manly for me. There is no curve of a waist/hips……..
That’s exactly what A’Rod likes. I wonder if he fucks her in the ass. Does he give her a reach around?
Madonna 2.0
You may be a FOOLl but you certainly aren’t OLD or you would know that Madonna has tits….nice round tits……this thing has…”bits” and really small ones at that.
This is more like Kate Hudson 2.0
Yeah my 90 yr old granny has teets too,ugly fat dork, Muttana is a scarecrow.
How many old ladies did you rape so far this week?
I saw another Sketchers commercial with Kim K last night and I noticed the edit where they showed “her” ass. Please go away already!
Yes, the world is coming to an ‘end’.
Yes, it is.
Are you sure that is Cameron Diaz? It looks like Peyton Manning to me…Go Team !!!
I bet Peyton Manning would fill out a bikini better than that creature.
“We wants it; we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses.”
the word is out: YOU FOLKS CAN WATCH HER HARE LIP!!
She has a rabbit?