This ‘Calvin And Hobbes’ Animation Is Why We Have An Internet And Other News

March 20th, 2013 // 9 Comments
Calvin And Hobbes Animated Cartoon
WATCH: 'Calvin And Hobbes' Animated Short by Adam Brown

- Ugly Americans animator Adam Brown perfectly nails what a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon would’ve looked like if Bill Watterson wasn’t (rightfully) terrified it’d be a commercialized shit sandwich. [Gawker]

- Katie Holmes‘ personality still hasn’t fully recovered from all those Theta rays. [Lainey Gossip]

- One Direction fans want to murder a puppy now, so everyone please stop having kids. Just fucking stop. [Dlisted]

- Foolish Internet, you don’t need summer or outdoors or human interaction to look at bikinis. [theCHIVE]

- Remember when Bradley Cooper shot down Taylor Swift because she was too young? Meet his new 20-year-old girlfriend. [TooFab]

- 27 Comic Books That Came Out 20 Years Ago and made me feel old as shit. [BuzzFeed]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in yoga pants. [Popoholic]

- Jesus Christ, this Sophie Turner video. Just go, go now. [IDLYITW]

- British Kate Upton still has huge British breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hello, there, Ashley Judd’s cleavage. Don’t look up don’t look up don’t look up don’t look up. [Celebslam]

- And just in case I haven’t further solidified England’s superiority, here’s what presents its sports. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian‘s aunt sounds nice. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Ian McKellen is officiating Patrick Stewart‘s wedding as the whole Internet waits with bated breath for George Takei to be theflower girl. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Just this once

    But as soon as Calvin speaks, mark my words, the world will implode.

    • JC

      Especially since they’d just pick someone who’s wildly inappropriate and/or the flavor of the month to do the voice, e.g., Seth MacFarlane, Seth Rogen, Timberlake, Usher, someone British, etc.

      • Just this once

        Justin Beiber?

      • Just this once

        Or a girl! I know this is a sexist comment and I see why they have to do it but finding out Bart Simpson was a middle-aged woman sent me to a very dark place. Even Caillou is voiced by a girl. Think of the children! What does these say to prepubescent boys? It’s not right!

      • Richard Richard

        Or Jack Black. Because, you know, he’s “hip” with the kids today. We all want to hear Calvin say “skadouche” right?

      • Just this once

        I hear the Elmo guy is available. Somehow I can see forgiving the casting of a large black guy who had to leave his last job for reasons “we don’t discuss” playing a naughty blond child.

    • James Mason for Hobbes.

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