This ‘Calvin And Hobbes’ Animation Is Why We Have An Internet And Other News

- Ugly Americans animator Adam Brown perfectly nails what a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon would’ve looked like if Bill Watterson wasn’t (rightfully) terrified it’d be a commercialized shit sandwich. [Gawker]

- Katie Holmes’ personality still hasn’t fully recovered from all those Theta rays. [Lainey Gossip]

- One Direction fans want to murder a puppy now, so everyone please stop having kids. Just fucking stop. [Dlisted]

- Foolish Internet, you don’t need summer or outdoors or human interaction to look at bikinis. [theCHIVE]

- Remember when Bradley Cooper shot down Taylor Swift because she was too young? Meet his new 20-year-old girlfriend. [TooFab]

- 27 Comic Books That Came Out 20 Years Ago and made me feel old as shit. [BuzzFeed]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in yoga pants. [Popoholic]

- Jesus Christ, this Sophie Turner video. Just go, go now. [IDLYITW]

- British Kate Upton still has huge British breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Hello, there, Ashley Judd’s cleavage. Don’t look up don’t look up don’t look up don’t look up. [Celebslam]

- And just in case I haven’t further solidified England’s superiority, here’s what presents its sports. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian’s aunt sounds nice. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Ian McKellen is officiating Patrick Stewart’s wedding as the whole Internet waits with bated breath for George Takei to be theflower girl. [FilmDrunk]

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