- Ugly Americans animator Adam Brown perfectly nails what a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon would’ve looked like if Bill Watterson wasn’t (rightfully) terrified it’d be a commercialized shit sandwich. [Gawker]
- Katie Holmes‘ personality still hasn’t fully recovered from all those Theta rays. [Lainey Gossip]
- One Direction fans want to murder a puppy now, so everyone please stop having kids. Just fucking stop. [Dlisted]
- Foolish Internet, you don’t need summer or outdoors or human interaction to look at bikinis. [theCHIVE]
- Remember when Bradley Cooper shot down Taylor Swift because she was too young? Meet his new 20-year-old girlfriend. [TooFab]
- 27 Comic Books That Came Out 20 Years Ago and made me feel old as shit. [BuzzFeed]
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in yoga pants. [Popoholic]
- Jesus Christ, this Sophie Turner video. Just go, go now. [IDLYITW]
- British Kate Upton still has huge British breasts. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Hello, there, Ashley Judd’s cleavage. Don’t look up don’t look up don’t look up don’t look up. [Celebslam]
- And just in case I haven’t further solidified England’s superiority, here’s what presents its sports. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kim Kardashian‘s aunt sounds nice. [Amy Grindhouse]
- Ian McKellen is officiating Patrick Stewart‘s wedding as the whole Internet waits with bated breath for George Takei to be theflower girl. [FilmDrunk]
But as soon as Calvin speaks, mark my words, the world will implode.
Especially since they’d just pick someone who’s wildly inappropriate and/or the flavor of the month to do the voice, e.g., Seth MacFarlane, Seth Rogen, Timberlake, Usher, someone British, etc.
Justin Beiber?
Or a girl! I know this is a sexist comment and I see why they have to do it but finding out Bart Simpson was a middle-aged woman sent me to a very dark place. Even Caillou is voiced by a girl. Think of the children! What does these say to prepubescent boys? It’s not right!
Or Jack Black. Because, you know, he’s “hip” with the kids today. We all want to hear Calvin say “skadouche” right?
I hear the Elmo guy is available. Somehow I can see forgiving the casting of a large black guy who had to leave his last job for reasons “we don’t discuss” playing a naughty blond child.
James Mason for Hobbes.
So, a tiger from Imperial India? You know I’m beginning to think I was worried about nothing.
XD. And then :-(.