Calista Flockhart has never seen Star Wars

March 2nd, 2009 // 69 Comments

Despite the fact she’s engaged to freaking Han Solo, Calista Flockhart has never seen any of the Star Wars movies, according to WENN:

The couple, who became engaged on 1 April 2007, have been dating since 2002. And Flockhart, who was still a child at the time the original film debuted in 1977, blames her rural upbringing for never seeing the sci-fi franchise that made her fiance a cult hero.
The 44-year-old actress says, “I was never starstruck (by him). I have not seen Star Wars, isn’t that amazing… I’m sure it is (good). It’s weird that I haven’t seen it. We lived in a small town and the movie theatre was an hour away. And I was 12 – the perfect age to see it.”

However, in all fairness, Harrison Ford doesn’t even know Calista Flockhart’s an actress. But then again, who does?

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  1. Josie

    In fairness, she didn’t go to a movie for more than 10 years because she was still full from that one kernel of popcorn.

  2. Ryan

    That is horrible – she should be deported.

  3. George W Bush

    Now she’s scary on 2 levels! Han Solo should bitch slap her and then give her the Creedo treatment!!!!

  4. Ted

    She tried to watch it on a DVD once but after only 5 minutes she disappeared into the submolecular space in the couch.

  5. The White Urkel

    He doesn’t know she’s an actress because he is always drunk.

    She has small tit’s but her nipples are nice and pointy!

  6. amanda

    INDIANA JONES
    has she never seen that?
    i have a very active fantasy life w/temple of doom era harrison ford
    how could you NOT be starstruck by dr jones???

    ive never seen start wars either, the parts i have seen were dumb – fuck star wars!

  7. lilypie

    Really?
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  8. She must be amazing in the sack, why else would Harrison be with her?

    How can you have never seen Star Wars???

  9. g_girl

    Allie McBeal!! nice show that was.

  10. justifiable

    Jeeeeezus, slow news day, much? So he’s not a self-obsessed Hollywood egomaniac who has the DVD set playing 24/7 like George Lucas probably does? Refreshing – but scarcely earthshattering news, he’s known for being a pretty normal guy. I preferred Bob Falfa and Indy, anyway.

  11. She apparently has never seen a full meal either.

  12. The Laughing G-D

    She must give good head.

  13. California Red

    Forgive him. After all those years spent in the company of a Wookie I think Captain Solo deserves to bang whomever he chooses.

  14. Deacon Jones

    @12
    Nah, all that stomach acid probably burns the shit out of his dickhole…

    I dont even know where to begin with this broad….

    Is it true he’s always drunk? I havent heard that, but looking at his face, that’s the first sign of a drunk is red blood vessels on the face.

  15. Vince Lombardi

    After the last Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford is no longer relevant. Calista Flockhart has never been.

  16. havoc

    She should watch Family Guy’s Blue Harvest movie. Its better than Star Wars anyway….

    .

  17. Yeah

    Considering she played C3PO, that is surprising.

  18. Nero

    Chewbacca seems to be exchanged.Does Harrison Ford like bald too?

  19. Newcastle

    LOL at Harrison Ford still wearing an earring.

  20. washington

    #16

    The only thing Family Guys is better than is the AIDS virus, and only then under certain conditions.

  21. Sauron

    The older a man get the more kinkier.This pretty much explains the presence of Calista Flockhart.

  22. washington

    Oh, I forgot the HPV virus. That’s pretty funny too.

  23. everyone

    #20 – the lamest line that Stewie has ever said is funnier than anything you’ll ever say.

  24. Skorpeo

    All I can say is he is one lucky guy, she is gorgeous!
    Sorry all you haters but she has mass sex appeal!

  25. White Urkel is full of shit

    #14 No, he’s NOT a drunk, far from it and #5 is a fucking asshole to start that sort of shit. I hate it when shit like this gets started about someone who doesn’t deserve it. He spends a lot of time outdoors, his skin looks it. It’s not Teddy Kenendy gin blossoms, it’s overall skin damage – the man is 66 yo after all. My boyfriend works at the airport he flies out of, and I’ve seen him close-up, which is more than #5 has.

  26. Darth

    Hmm,for some reason he looks familiar to me. . .

  27. Valerie

    Harrison Ford is living proof that the human nose never stops growing.

  28. Darth

    That bastard still owns me $15!

  29. Mia

    The reason she never watched Star Wars was she was too busy being anorexic, dizzy, and irritated from being hungry all the time.

  30. PunkA

    Calista has had some really bad plastic surgery to her face. I mean really bad. She looks like she is 55 trying to be 44, instead of 44 trying to be 34. She is ruined.

  31. PostmortemG

    “i have a very active fantasy life w/temple of doom era harrison ford
    how could you NOT be starstruck by dr jones???

    ive never seen start wars either, the parts i have seen were dumb – fuck star wars!”

    Where’s Massa’ when you need him? If he were here now, I’m almost sure he’d be ranting about the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises being ‘Jewish propaganda’. =P

    That said, i hate ’80s movies. With a passion.

  32. PostmortemG

    Oh yeah, we want the dismembered seal back, Mr. Superficial.

  33. Carlos

    Apparetly food and/or infomation about eating disorders was also over an hour away.

  34. figures

    #31 Naah, he’d be using Jar Jar Binks to segue into something just as irrelevant and pathetic as he is. That said, George Lucas is hackneyed and predictably boring, that last Indiana Jones was an embarassment all around. If someone put a stake thru the Star War franchise’s heart I’d be thrilled.

  35. dciple

    what is that thing in his ear ? first he rapes Indy and now he turns out to be a faggot too ? all we need now is Clint Eastwood showing us his penisring so we can all kill ourselves

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  37. amanda

    #31 – 80s movies are the best kind!
    whats with the “massa” crap?

  38. whatever, yo

    I’ve never seen it either– and I really don’t care to.

  39. Dave

    #3 – It’s Greedo. And I’m a super huge dork for knowing that.

    I’ll just go back to my parent’s basement now.

  40. dontlooknow

    She looks like a human Pez Dispenser.

  41. George W Bush

    #39 – Funny. True, I couldn’t decide if it was Creedo or Greedo and I was too damned lazy to look it up. Thanks though.

    #27 – Funny shit! I’m sure it’s just one of those fashionable Hollywood nose implants though. Probably trying to give Ms Flockhart a hint!!!

  42. George

    Right, Yoko…

  43. lawr4ebss

    She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionaire datin**g site named ” Richromances.com”.. Is it really her?

  44. NY Ted

    She was too busy sucking on all those farm boy cocks to see anything but a pair of balls dangling under her chin!

  45. WOMAN?
    ……………keep it that way!!

  46. Durrrr

    44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!

  47. Durrrr

    44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!

  48. Durrrr

    44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!

  49. Durrrr

    44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!

  50. Durrrr

    44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!

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