Despite the fact she’s engaged to freaking Han Solo, Calista Flockhart has never seen any of the Star Wars movies, according to WENN:
The couple, who became engaged on 1 April 2007, have been dating since 2002. And Flockhart, who was still a child at the time the original film debuted in 1977, blames her rural upbringing for never seeing the sci-fi franchise that made her fiance a cult hero.
The 44-year-old actress says, “I was never starstruck (by him). I have not seen Star Wars, isn’t that amazing… I’m sure it is (good). It’s weird that I haven’t seen it. We lived in a small town and the movie theatre was an hour away. And I was 12 – the perfect age to see it.”
However, in all fairness, Harrison Ford doesn’t even know Calista Flockhart’s an actress. But then again, who does?
In fairness, she didn’t go to a movie for more than 10 years because she was still full from that one kernel of popcorn.
That is horrible – she should be deported.
Now she’s scary on 2 levels! Han Solo should bitch slap her and then give her the Creedo treatment!!!!
She tried to watch it on a DVD once but after only 5 minutes she disappeared into the submolecular space in the couch.
He doesn’t know she’s an actress because he is always drunk.
She has small tit’s but her nipples are nice and pointy!
INDIANA JONES
has she never seen that?
i have a very active fantasy life w/temple of doom era harrison ford
how could you NOT be starstruck by dr jones???
ive never seen start wars either, the parts i have seen were dumb – fuck star wars!
Really?
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She must be amazing in the sack, why else would Harrison be with her?
Allie McBeal!! nice show that was.
Jeeeeezus, slow news day, much? So he’s not a self-obsessed Hollywood egomaniac who has the DVD set playing 24/7 like George Lucas probably does? Refreshing – but scarcely earthshattering news, he’s known for being a pretty normal guy. I preferred Bob Falfa and Indy, anyway.
She apparently has never seen a full meal either.
She must give good head.
Forgive him. After all those years spent in the company of a Wookie I think Captain Solo deserves to bang whomever he chooses.
@12
Nah, all that stomach acid probably burns the shit out of his dickhole…
I dont even know where to begin with this broad….
Is it true he’s always drunk? I havent heard that, but looking at his face, that’s the first sign of a drunk is red blood vessels on the face.
After the last Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford is no longer relevant. Calista Flockhart has never been.
She should watch Family Guy’s Blue Harvest movie. Its better than Star Wars anyway….
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Considering she played C3PO, that is surprising.
Chewbacca seems to be exchanged.Does Harrison Ford like bald too?
LOL at Harrison Ford still wearing an earring.
#16
The only thing Family Guys is better than is the AIDS virus, and only then under certain conditions.
The older a man get the more kinkier.This pretty much explains the presence of Calista Flockhart.
Oh, I forgot the HPV virus. That’s pretty funny too.
#20 – the lamest line that Stewie has ever said is funnier than anything you’ll ever say.
All I can say is he is one lucky guy, she is gorgeous!
Sorry all you haters but she has mass sex appeal!
#14 No, he’s NOT a drunk, far from it and #5 is a fucking asshole to start that sort of shit. I hate it when shit like this gets started about someone who doesn’t deserve it. He spends a lot of time outdoors, his skin looks it. It’s not Teddy Kenendy gin blossoms, it’s overall skin damage – the man is 66 yo after all. My boyfriend works at the airport he flies out of, and I’ve seen him close-up, which is more than #5 has.
Hmm,for some reason he looks familiar to me. . .
Harrison Ford is living proof that the human nose never stops growing.
That bastard still owns me $15!
The reason she never watched Star Wars was she was too busy being anorexic, dizzy, and irritated from being hungry all the time.
Calista has had some really bad plastic surgery to her face. I mean really bad. She looks like she is 55 trying to be 44, instead of 44 trying to be 34. She is ruined.
“i have a very active fantasy life w/temple of doom era harrison ford
how could you NOT be starstruck by dr jones???
ive never seen start wars either, the parts i have seen were dumb – fuck star wars!”
Where’s Massa’ when you need him? If he were here now, I’m almost sure he’d be ranting about the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises being ‘Jewish propaganda’. =P
That said, i hate ’80s movies. With a passion.
Oh yeah, we want the dismembered seal back, Mr. Superficial.
Apparetly food and/or infomation about eating disorders was also over an hour away.
#31 Naah, he’d be using Jar Jar Binks to segue into something just as irrelevant and pathetic as he is. That said, George Lucas is hackneyed and predictably boring, that last Indiana Jones was an embarassment all around. If someone put a stake thru the Star War franchise’s heart I’d be thrilled.
what is that thing in his ear ? first he rapes Indy and now he turns out to be a faggot too ? all we need now is Clint Eastwood showing us his penisring so we can all kill ourselves
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#31 – 80s movies are the best kind!
whats with the “massa” crap?
I’ve never seen it either– and I really don’t care to.
#3 – It’s Greedo. And I’m a super huge dork for knowing that.
I’ll just go back to my parent’s basement now.
She looks like a human Pez Dispenser.
#39 – Funny. True, I couldn’t decide if it was Creedo or Greedo and I was too damned lazy to look it up. Thanks though.
#27 – Funny shit! I’m sure it’s just one of those fashionable Hollywood nose implants though. Probably trying to give Ms Flockhart a hint!!!
Right, Yoko…
She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionaire datin**g site named ” Richromances.com”.. Is it really her?
She was too busy sucking on all those farm boy cocks to see anything but a pair of balls dangling under her chin!
WOMAN?
……………keep it that way!!
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!