Despite the fact she’s engaged to freaking Han Solo, Calista Flockhart has never seen any of the Star Wars movies, according to WENN:
The couple, who became engaged on 1 April 2007, have been dating since 2002. And Flockhart, who was still a child at the time the original film debuted in 1977, blames her rural upbringing for never seeing the sci-fi franchise that made her fiance a cult hero.
The 44-year-old actress says, “I was never starstruck (by him). I have not seen Star Wars, isn’t that amazing… I’m sure it is (good). It’s weird that I haven’t seen it. We lived in a small town and the movie theatre was an hour away. And I was 12 – the perfect age to see it.”
However, in all fairness, Harrison Ford doesn’t even know Calista Flockhart’s an actress. But then again, who does?
Josie | March 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
In fairness, she didn’t go to a movie for more than 10 years because she was still full from that one kernel of popcorn.
Ryan | March 2, 2009 at 2:22 pm
That is horrible – she should be deported.
George W Bush | March 2, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Now she’s scary on 2 levels! Han Solo should bitch slap her and then give her the Creedo treatment!!!!
Ted | March 2, 2009 at 2:24 pm
She tried to watch it on a DVD once but after only 5 minutes she disappeared into the submolecular space in the couch.
The White Urkel | March 2, 2009 at 2:28 pm
He doesn’t know she’s an actress because he is always drunk.
She has small tit’s but her nipples are nice and pointy!
amanda | March 2, 2009 at 2:29 pm
INDIANA JONES
has she never seen that?
i have a very active fantasy life w/temple of doom era harrison ford
how could you NOT be starstruck by dr jones???
ive never seen start wars either, the parts i have seen were dumb – fuck star wars!
lilypie | March 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Really?
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Sportsdvl | March 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm
She must be amazing in the sack, why else would Harrison be with her?
g_girl | March 2, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Allie McBeal!! nice show that was.
justifiable | March 2, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Jeeeeezus, slow news day, much? So he’s not a self-obsessed Hollywood egomaniac who has the DVD set playing 24/7 like George Lucas probably does? Refreshing – but scarcely earthshattering news, he’s known for being a pretty normal guy. I preferred Bob Falfa and Indy, anyway.
RichPort's Ghost | March 2, 2009 at 2:39 pm
She apparently has never seen a full meal either.
The Laughing G-D | March 2, 2009 at 2:44 pm
She must give good head.
California Red | March 2, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Forgive him. After all those years spent in the company of a Wookie I think Captain Solo deserves to bang whomever he chooses.
Deacon Jones | March 2, 2009 at 2:56 pm
@12
Nah, all that stomach acid probably burns the shit out of his dickhole…
I dont even know where to begin with this broad….
Is it true he’s always drunk? I havent heard that, but looking at his face, that’s the first sign of a drunk is red blood vessels on the face.
Vince Lombardi | March 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm
After the last Indiana Jones, Harrison Ford is no longer relevant. Calista Flockhart has never been.
havoc | March 2, 2009 at 3:05 pm
She should watch Family Guy’s Blue Harvest movie. Its better than Star Wars anyway….
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Yeah | March 2, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Considering she played C3PO, that is surprising.
Nero | March 2, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Chewbacca seems to be exchanged.Does Harrison Ford like bald too?
Newcastle | March 2, 2009 at 3:08 pm
LOL at Harrison Ford still wearing an earring.
washington | March 2, 2009 at 3:09 pm
#16
The only thing Family Guys is better than is the AIDS virus, and only then under certain conditions.
Sauron | March 2, 2009 at 3:11 pm
The older a man get the more kinkier.This pretty much explains the presence of Calista Flockhart.
washington | March 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Oh, I forgot the HPV virus. That’s pretty funny too.
everyone | March 2, 2009 at 3:19 pm
#20 – the lamest line that Stewie has ever said is funnier than anything you’ll ever say.
Skorpeo | March 2, 2009 at 3:20 pm
All I can say is he is one lucky guy, she is gorgeous!
Sorry all you haters but she has mass sex appeal!
White Urkel is full of shit | March 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm
#14 No, he’s NOT a drunk, far from it and #5 is a fucking asshole to start that sort of shit. I hate it when shit like this gets started about someone who doesn’t deserve it. He spends a lot of time outdoors, his skin looks it. It’s not Teddy Kenendy gin blossoms, it’s overall skin damage – the man is 66 yo after all. My boyfriend works at the airport he flies out of, and I’ve seen him close-up, which is more than #5 has.
Darth | March 2, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Hmm,for some reason he looks familiar to me. . .
Valerie | March 2, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Harrison Ford is living proof that the human nose never stops growing.
Darth | March 2, 2009 at 3:23 pm
That bastard still owns me $15!
Mia | March 2, 2009 at 3:25 pm
The reason she never watched Star Wars was she was too busy being anorexic, dizzy, and irritated from being hungry all the time.
PunkA | March 2, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Calista has had some really bad plastic surgery to her face. I mean really bad. She looks like she is 55 trying to be 44, instead of 44 trying to be 34. She is ruined.
PostmortemG | March 2, 2009 at 3:54 pm
“i have a very active fantasy life w/temple of doom era harrison ford
how could you NOT be starstruck by dr jones???
ive never seen start wars either, the parts i have seen were dumb – fuck star wars!”
Where’s Massa’ when you need him? If he were here now, I’m almost sure he’d be ranting about the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises being ‘Jewish propaganda’. =P
That said, i hate ’80s movies. With a passion.
PostmortemG | March 2, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Oh yeah, we want the dismembered seal back, Mr. Superficial.
Carlos | March 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Apparetly food and/or infomation about eating disorders was also over an hour away.
figures | March 2, 2009 at 4:12 pm
#31 Naah, he’d be using Jar Jar Binks to segue into something just as irrelevant and pathetic as he is. That said, George Lucas is hackneyed and predictably boring, that last Indiana Jones was an embarassment all around. If someone put a stake thru the Star War franchise’s heart I’d be thrilled.
dciple | March 2, 2009 at 4:18 pm
what is that thing in his ear ? first he rapes Indy and now he turns out to be a faggot too ? all we need now is Clint Eastwood showing us his penisring so we can all kill ourselves
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amanda | March 2, 2009 at 5:24 pm
#31 – 80s movies are the best kind!
whats with the “massa” crap?
whatever, yo | March 2, 2009 at 6:00 pm
I’ve never seen it either– and I really don’t care to.
Dave | March 2, 2009 at 6:26 pm
#3 – It’s Greedo. And I’m a super huge dork for knowing that.
I’ll just go back to my parent’s basement now.
dontlooknow | March 2, 2009 at 7:17 pm
She looks like a human Pez Dispenser.
George W Bush | March 2, 2009 at 9:21 pm
#39 – Funny. True, I couldn’t decide if it was Creedo or Greedo and I was too damned lazy to look it up. Thanks though.
#27 – Funny shit! I’m sure it’s just one of those fashionable Hollywood nose implants though. Probably trying to give Ms Flockhart a hint!!!
George | March 2, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Right, Yoko…
lawr4ebss | March 2, 2009 at 9:49 pm
She was said to be found by her fans on a celebrity and millionaire datin**g site named ” Richromances.com”.. Is it really her?
NY Ted | March 2, 2009 at 10:35 pm
She was too busy sucking on all those farm boy cocks to see anything but a pair of balls dangling under her chin!
gerard Vandenberg | March 3, 2009 at 12:30 am
WOMAN?
……………keep it that way!!
Durrrr | March 3, 2009 at 12:57 am
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!
Durrrr | March 3, 2009 at 12:57 am
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!
Durrrr | March 3, 2009 at 12:57 am
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!
Durrrr | March 3, 2009 at 12:57 am
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!
Durrrr | March 3, 2009 at 12:57 am
44 years old… so she was 15 years old in ’77… 17 when it hit cable…. 19 when Empire came out… Did she see Raiders in ’81 when she was 20… Return of the Jedi at age of 21?Aw shucks I ain’t never seen no MOVIN pitchers out here in duh cuntry. Durrrrr!