Bryan Singer’s Directing ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Now (‘First Class 2′ To People Who Get Laid)

October 31st, 2012 // 23 Comments
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Where the hell has this picture been all my life?

Despite doing a boob-diamondly awesome job with the rushed-to-production X-Men: First Class, director Matthew Vaughn has walked from the sequel, X-Men: Days Of Future Past, Is That Hitting The Spot, Nerds? Yeah, You Like That White-Walled Wolverine Shit, Sluts, which apparently forced Fox to drive a bucket of cash up to Bryan Singer‘s door and beg him to direct. Which he did presumably after they forced Michael Bay to wash his Ferrari because girlfriends be lookin’ out for their girls. Deadline reports:

Singer launched the X-Men feature franchise with the first two superb films and has been a guiding influence in this spinoff by writing the treatment and producing. Fox already has the script for X-Men: Days Of Future Past, and set to return is Fox’s First Class cast that includes Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy and Jennifer Lawrence. The studio hopes to make the July 18, 2014 release date it set for the sequel.

While this is great news for Bryan Singer and anyone who enjoyed the first two X-Men movies, now who’s going to knock up January Jones so I can make fun of her for keeping another baby she hates out of spite? It’s always the ButtFuck people* who suffer, always the ButtFuck people…

*I realize this term is confusing in the context of Bryan Singer, but maybe Christina Aguilera should’ve thought of that instead of what time HoneyBaked Ham opens. (8, but you have to get there early for the good spirals.)

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  1. Smapdi

    “the first two superb films” – superb? I didn’t get that memo.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Make a ring with your thumb and index finger. Let your other fingers follow suit. Place your hand near your junkyard. Move up and down. Do your best impression of the sound it makes when you pull a straw up and down through the lid of a cup.

    That’s what I think about comic book movies.

  3. January Jones Topless Lingerie GQ
    drunk at noon
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    Wait, we’re supposed to believe that someone ran over this hooker and didn’t stuff the corpse in a drunk for later?

  4. January Jones Topless Lingerie GQ
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    Delightful breasts but it’s obvious even GQ gave up on getting her to smile.

  5. “Days of Future Past”? So…The Moody Blues show up and, I dunno, team up with the X-Men (to what would conceivably be the best superhero soundtrack ever)? I’m thinking I might want to see that, but I’m also thinking it sounds like having the Harlem Globetrotters help Scooby-Doo solve mysteries.

  6. anonymous

    I thought Green Lantern was the gay superhero….not the entire X-Men: Ass Class.

  7. Um, who is that creepy young Norm MacDonald guy?

  8. If Liam and Noel Gallagher had gay American sons, they would pose for this picture.

  9. January Jones Topless Lingerie GQ
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    Put the body in the trunk and save it for later. Necrophilia joke ftw. I suspect it would be no different that fucking her when she was alive.

  10. January Jones Topless Lingerie GQ
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    They need to actively start cropping her face out of pictures. It’s a shame her breasts have to suffer because of her sour fucking face.

  11. January Jones Topless Lingerie GQ
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    would be worse ways to get frostbite or places to have your tongue stuck to…

  12. Brooke

    Aw… I don’t know if I like this or not. I think the direction for First Class was so much better than what the first two movies had, and I liked those too. If we get rid of Frostbite Jones, will Vaughn come back? Nobody would be disappointed with that trade-off.

  13. Frank Castle

    Will it suck as bad as his Superman Returns steaming shitpile?

  14. January Jones Topless Lingerie GQ
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    Sorry haters – I still would beat off and cry to myself – oh wait…I’m already doing that.

  15. January Jones Topless Lingerie GQ
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    This is a glacial geologist’s wet dream.

  16. Hugh Jackman looks like a giant douche in this photo. I know Hugh Jackman is not actually a douche. Someone hold me.

  17. I’m non an X men Fans but I know enough about X men.
    I’ve been searching entire X men fans about Days of Future Past
    most of them in worldwide wanted to see involving Apocalypse, Mister Sinister, Onslaught, Exodus, Holocaust, and Proteus in present time.I know they aren’t going a travel time but it can be involving “Age of Apocalypse and Days Of Future Past” which can make for the first time the largest superhero movie.

    Halle Berry as Storm Days of Future Past!
    I’m not gotten yet about Halle Berry talk about Days of Future Past. I hope in this comment people can go to meet Halle Berry to talk X men Days of Future Past.

    Famke Janssen MUST return which stronger in bigger role with White Phoenix of the Crown storyline. she wears a white one and making Cyclops comes back. Dark Phoenix wasn’t dead in X men 3 because she has a Life Force Control which controlling her dead and her life. and she also had resurrection force! so in this X men Movie she looks Super Massive Waves power!

    Rebecca Romijn as Mystique isn’t gotten to talk about Days of Future Past. I hope you can interview her. in this X men Movie Rebecca as Mystique won’t be joining with Magneto but she come with Apocalypse Mister Sinister and Holocaust because in X men 3 magneto left her from the Brotherhood team, so Mystique revenge to him and she uses guns like in comic book!
    Ian McKellen as Magneto will have to meet with her daughter she’s the Scarlet Witch and Angelina Jolie is best choice for Scarlet Witch.

    so I hope you can get a new information again

  18. January Jones Topless Lingerie GQ
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    WTF are those comments just above?

  19. Inner Retard

    First, the title has to go. It’s trying too hard to sound clever and that’s never a good sign. Second, I hope the more serious tone of First Class will carry over. Third, please put Jennifer Lawrence in a more body hugging suit. Maybe Seven of Nine could lend her one.

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